'Epic selfie': @BarackObama pimps opportunity to meet President Boyfriend [pic]

President Bucket List rides again!

The OFA stoolies manning the @BarackObama Twitter account want to make sure you know how lucky you’d be to snag a photo with him:

You + President Obama = epic selfie. This could be you if you win. Airfare and hotel included: http://t.co/uOTvQlffyO pic.twitter.com/FQsUeGvfdq

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) June 28, 2013

According to the contest rules, it’s only open to U.S. citizens or legal residents, so DREAMers need not apply. Or maybe they can. It’s so hard to keep track of citizenship stuff these days!

@BarackObama calm down brother, you are not that big of a deal, I rather have a pic with #MattShadows

— ????ℛ∆∱∆??? (@Punisher_Exile) June 28, 2013

Why is @BarackObama having a twitter contest to meet him like don't you have more important things to deal with?

— jake (@Jakkee_Lee) June 28, 2013

Speak for yourselves, haters.

Now fetch us our swooning couches!