The OFA stoolies manning the @BarackObama Twitter account want to make sure you know how lucky you’d be to snag a photo with him:
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) June 28, 2013
— Rafa – ChacoFan#1 (@SharkShadowsLSA) June 28, 2013
Why is @BarackObama having a twitter contest to meet him like don't you have more important things to deal with?
— jake (@Jakkee_Lee) June 28, 2013
Speak for yourselves, haters.
Now fetch us our swooning couches!