It’s pretty hard to top “That’s real retarded, sir,” but 19-year-old Rachel Jeantel, friend of Trayvon Martin and “star witness” for the Zimmerman trial prosecution, is giving it the old college try.

She made waves yesterday when she testified that Martin had called Zimmerman a “creepy-ass cracker”:

This afternoon, when the defense asked her what that meant, here’s what she said:

This trial is proving to be nothing if not educational.

https://twitter.com/blakbarbie143/status/350317043259682816

https://twitter.com/KitaF/status/350316755660447746

https://twitter.com/independent_yve/status/350316876712255488

Maybe we’re just getting old.

  • sigh

    Isn’t that Precious? No I’m asking isn’t that girl Precious?

    • Noah

      dude, you wins the internet for the day!!

    • Emily B

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    • Jeremy

      ha ha.That is the best joke today

    • Bathing Suit Area

      They all look the same to you, huh?

      • Ronald Green

        No, just to you. Comprehension problems on line today?

    • James A. Lonon

      Of course that couldn’t be Precious. Precious can read CURSIVE. Duh!
      Everybody knows that.

  • Jennifer

    Saw some coverage of this. I’m fascinated by how we’re supposed to have some sympathy and understanding of the culture in which this person was raised, and yet zero slack is given to the idea that maybe Paula Deen was raised in a certain culture as well.

    • sigh

      You committed at least 4 thoughtcrimes while writing that comment.

      • detroit19

        Maybe, but THANK YOU!

    • tjp77

      But… but… patriarchy and institutional racism and white privilege and slavery!

      • Jay Stevens

        Don’t forget “Boosh”.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Nobody shot Paula Deen. Slight difference here.

      • Ronald Green

        Paula Dean wasn’t pounding somebody’s head into the pavement either so your point is?

      • It’s Dumplins!

        No. Some black guy just robbed her bank and put a gun to her head. I guarantee if Paula broke his nose and started pounding his head into the ground saying ‘you’re gonna die tonight you creepy ass n****r*’ he would have pulled the trigger you stupid SOB.

        • Bathing Suit Area

          “you’re gonna die tonight”

          That’s the part of Zimmerman’s story that really convinced me he was making it up. If he’d left that out, I’d almost be inclined to believe him.

          • It’s Dumplins!

            Yeah well based on your other comments I’m going to go out on a limb and say you don’t have the best judgement. You also doesn’t help to get sidetracked with irrelevancy. He BROKE his nose and POUNDED his head into the pavement repeatedly. What he said means nothing except the fact that Trayvon was the real racist in the equation.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            “He BROKE his nose and POUNDED his head into the pavement repeatedly”

            Wow, that’s rough. It’s almost as if he was fighting for his life against someone who was going to kill him.

          • Lisa Dean

            Again, I ask you, how did Martin know that Zimmerman was going to kill him? How did Martin know Zimmerman had a gun?

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Not sure, but evidently he was right.

          • Lisa Dean

            Who was right? Zimmerman because he felt threatened as Martin was going MMA on him? And that was stated by a witness for the prosecution.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Not sure, but evidently he was right.

          • It’s Dumplins!

            Going to kill him based on what? The fact that he was a creepy ass cracka? That is not a crime and it is not an attack on his life. You bought a narrative lock stock and barrel because you are easy to manipulate. If it sounds good rattling around in your head — ‘pwoof! The cracka was gonna kill this poor young skittles caring… gangster, with a history of robbery, drug use, death threats, racism, and a picture of a gun in his cell phone’.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            “a picture of a gun in his cell phone”

            Generally considered less threatening than an actual gun.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Yeah, I mean who would be scared by a silly little thing like a wannabe vigilante with a gun and a history of fighting police stalking you on your way home?

          • Lisa Dean

            Well since Trayvon had none of this information handy, and Zimmerman had a CC permit for the gun, it doesn’t seem like Trayvon was scared of that was he?

          • Bathing Suit Area

            “Trayvon had none of this information handy”
            Whereas Zimmerman did know all about the photos on Martin’s phone.

          • Lisa Dean

            Site your source that states Zimmerman got a hold of his cell phone and saw the photos. Otherwise, you’re doing nothing but perpetually spreading lies.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Cite your source that states you have no understanding of sarcasm.

          • Lisa Dean

            So, you spread lies about a subject that has been proven false by testimony in the trial and then you claim it’s sarcasm. WoW, Really?!? Keep digging your hole just a little deeper.

          • Jerry Camp

            How much of this did Trayvon know BEFORE he jumped on top of him ‘going MMA’?

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Yeah, I mean who would be scared by a silly little thing like a wannabe vigilante with a gun and a history of fighting police stalking you on your way home?

          • mike_in_kosovo

            It’s almost as if he was fighting for his life against someone who was going to kill him.

            You’re right – Zimmerman *was* fighting for his life against someone who was going to kill him.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            So by stand your ground laws, they were both legally right to kill each other? That’s real retarded, sir.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            Looks like your understanding of ‘stand your ground’ law is similar to your understanding of racism* – non-existent.

            * That’s ACTUAL racism, as opposed to the idiocy that you try to pass off as such, BTW.

            For your education, I give you Florida statute 776.013, section 3:

            (3) A person who is not engaged in an unlawful activity and who is attacked in any other place where he or she has a right to be has no duty to retreat and has the right to stand his or her ground and meet force with force, including deadly force if he or she reasonably believes it is necessary to do so to prevent death or great bodily harm to himself or herself or another or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony.

            *DO* note the bolded part, it’s what shows the idiocy of your statement about SYG. Martin wasn’t attacked, Zimmerman was.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            “Martin wasn’t attacked, Zimmerman was”
            And we know this how exactly? Because Zimmerman told us that?

          • mike_in_kosovo

            In your fantasy world, Zimmerman was evidently running after Martin, gun in hand – because how *ELSE* did Martin know Zimmerman was armed in order to fear for his life?

            Given that, how stupid would Martin have had to be to:
            1. NOT keep running to safety once he broke contact (which he did, otherwise Zimmerman wouldn’t have told dispatch that he didn’t know where Martin was).
            2. Have a physical altercation with a man holding him at gunpoint?

            Why would Zimmerman start a fistfight with someone that he’s supposedly *ALREADY* holding at gunpoint (given your fantasy scenario about Martin being in fear for his life), instead of shooting him as soon as he moved?

            Logic and reasoning weren’t your strong suits in school, were they? Are you *TRULY* that stupid that you believe all that?

          • Bathing Suit Area

            You know how I know Zimmerman’s story is bull?

            “Martin asked, “You got a fucking problem, homie?” Zimmerman replied no, and then Martin said that he did now, and punched him.”
            “You’re going to die tonight motherfucker!”

            That Martin might have thrown a few punches at Zimmerman is believable, that he was auditioning to play a bad guy in a 1970s Charles Bronson movie is not. Those quotes are from a heroic vigilante screenplay that Zimmerman was writing in his mind, and nowhere else.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            So…why would Martin say that and punch someone that supposedly (in your vigilante screenplay) has him at gunpoint, hmmm?

            Try again – seems like the person wanting to star in the vigilante screenplay was Martin.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Martin wouldn’t say any of that, it’s clearly dialog from a vigilante fantasy. Had Zimmerman not tried to over dramatize his story like that, I might have believed him, but this makes it obvious he’s lying.

          • Lisa Dean

            There are prosecution witnesses who are backing up Zimmerman’s claims of what happened. You might want to read up on that before you dig your whole even deeper.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            There are no witnesses who saw how the fight started. We have only Zimmerman’s word on that, and I’m not putting too much stock in it, given the obviously made up dialogue he’s inserted into the story.

          • Lisa Dean

            Since you know so well that Zimmerman’s “obviously made up dialogue he’s inserted into the story” maybe you should call the prosecution. You should be their star witness since you have so much insight into the mind of George Zimmerman.

          • objectivefactsmatter

            Fixate much?

          • mike_in_kosovo

            So, your postings are based on your opinion and not backed up by any sort of evidence?

            At least you’re staying consistent.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            And yours are based on “George said he’s not a murderer, that’s good enough for me!”

          • mike_in_kosovo

            And yours are based on “George said he’s not a murderer, that’s good enough for me!”

            Just because YOU’RE so simple-minded that you’ll blindly believe whatever is fed you by the media doesn’t mean everyone is. Gotta love when the testimony of the witnesses the State calls totally undermine the State’s case.

            Too bad that your golden girl’s testimony puts the lie to your words.

            “She said Trayvon told her he was going to go home but the man was still following him, saying ‘Oh sh**, the n**** is still behind me’.

            ‘I just told him to run,’ Rachel told the court, adding that she heard a ‘hard-breathing man’ in the background.

            The pair then got cut off and when she called him back he told her he was back at his father’s fiancee’s house and he thought he had lost the man.

            *Completely* destroys your fantasy narrative of Zimmerman running down Martin, and supports the 911 call transcript where Zimmerman says he doesn’t know where Martin is.

            So, maybe you can tell us why didn’t Martin go inside and call the cops, if he was so in fear of his life? Why did he go from the fiancee’s house all the way back to the T-intersection, if he was so in fear of his life?

          • Lisa Dean

            Easy @disqus_pK83ndOVX1:disqus – facts are hard for @bathingsuitarea:disqus. Especially in this case.

          • objectivefactsmatter

            Martin was just used to getting away with very destructive and impulsive behavior even while the establishment recorded it without meting out any accountability.

            Why would anyone mind if he beat some creepy ass cracker to a bloody pulp? Those crackers don’t mind.

            Just another day in Mr. Roger’s neighborhood.

          • objectivefactsmatter

            Thank you for your testimony. Forensic psychologists are hard to come by on the Internet.

          • Lisa Dean

            Using a quote from the “prosecution’s star witness” are you? You might want to read @disqus_pK83ndOVX1:disqus post regarding the Stand Your Ground Law

          • objectivefactsmatter

            We’ll see what the evidence says. It sounds a lot more you like trolling, than anything else.

    • kaffeine

      culture has nothing to do with cold bloodied murder, and Paula Deen should know better and just show some respect!

      • It’s Dumplins!

        You say cold blooded murder based on what evidence exactly? Testimony from this girl? How stupid does a person have to be to believe that? I’ll take the word of the investigating officer.

        • Anthony Stike

          I am a white conservative Republican, and it is my contention that Zimmerman premeditated the death of Trayvon Martin. To begin with Zimmerman precipitated the confrontation by DISOBEYING the police dispatcher who told him to stay in his vehicle and let the police take care of the situation. He was armed and not in any kind of a uniform. Put yourself in Trayvon Martin’s shoes. The Defense is claiming self-defense. I would say that Trayvon did not know Zimmerman from Adam, so he was fully within his rights to defend himself from an unprovoked attack. The definition of self-defense is to protect oneself from attack. You cannot precipitate a fight and then claim self-defense. And secondarily, the original investigation has been shown to be a little shoddy.

          • It’s Dumplins!

            There is zero evidence Zimmerman confronted Martin. There is zero evidence Zimmerman precipitated the attack. Zimmerman Leaving his vehicle is evidence of nothing. You have it backwards. It was Martin who attacked Zimmerman. This is out today.

            http://weaselzippers.us/2013/06/28/zimmerman-trial-blockbuster-eyewitness-says-trayvon-martin-on-top-punching-mixed-martial-style/

          • Bathing Suit Area

            There’s zero evidence that Martin confronted Zimmerman. There is zero evidence that Martin precipitated the attack.

          • Lisa Dean

            You’re wrong @bathingsuitarea:disqus – there are witnesses in the apartment complex that saw Martin fighting Zimmerman and was on top of Zimmerman. One of them testified Friday.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            The fact that he was on top does not prove that he started it.

          • Lisa Dean

            So, does it prove that Zimmerman started it? No, it doesn’t. You can’t prove it, the prosecution can’t prove it and neither can their “star witness”.

          • objectivefactsmatter

            Internet CSI expert too. Impressive.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            There’s zero evidence that Martin confronted Zimmerman. There is zero evidence that Martin precipitated the attack.

    • DamonLee

      Well stated Jennifer… Couldn’t have said it better myself. Cheers!

  • ObamaFail

    That means she’s a racist. Trayvon Martin must have been too. Everyone I’ve ever met has one word for pervert. And that’s PERVERT.

    • Jack Deth

      Unless you’re Colonel “Bat” Guano (Keenan Wynn). And then it’s “PRE-VERT”.

      But I do get your point, Gary.

    • Elaine

      Cracka is the opposite of nigga. Let’s just put it out there! That’s a HATE word, too. Neither should be used. They are both hurtful words.

      • kaffeine

        That depends on who you talking too.Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.Then not you people no this?

      • James A. Lonon

        Speak for yourself. I’m a straight up CRACKA.! In, fact, I’m a SALTINE CRACKA.!

        • Jay Stevens

          I am a Ritz Cracka.

        • SaltineCracker

          Did someone say my name?

        • Mark

          I’m a town house cracka!!!!!

        • Lisa Dean

          I’m a Waterford Cracker – the palest of them all! :-)

      • Bathing Suit Area

        So it’s horrible tyranny to lose a tv show offer saying one of those words, but fine to shoot a guy over saying the other.

        • Lisa Dean

          That’s not why Trayvon got shot and you know it @bathingsuitarea:disqus or at least I hope your smart enough to know that.

      • Bathing Suit Area

        So it’s horrible tyranny to lose a tv show offer saying one of those words, but fine to shoot a guy over saying the other.

    • trixiewoobeans

      Lol! Yeah, it kinda stands alone, don’t you think?

  • VerminMcCann

    Oh, I get it now. And “unarmed black fourteen year-old” means “seventeen year-old who was beating a guy to death.” Hell of a culture you’ve got there.

    • kaffeine

      what’s culture got to do with a gun?

      • VerminMcCann

        You’re going to have to provide some context if you want an answer.

      • It’s Dumplins!

        Are you trying to prove Liberals like flaunting their stupidity?

  • The Masked Avatar

    It’s pronounced, PER-VAY. The “T” is silent.

  • Samh09

    #zimmermantrial 19 year old #RachelJeantel says “creep-expletive-cracker” is in culture pervert . Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Teenagers these days.

    • kaffeine

      You never watched family guy or American dad or boondocks?you don’t get offended!

      • Samh09

        No, I do not watch Family Guy or American Dad or Boondocks. Those shows are not my cup of tea. It has nothing to do with me being offended. This star witness doesn’t come across as too bright.

        I honestly have no idea where you are coming from. Sorry.

  • Jack Deth

    Jeebus!

    Hell of a job of Witness Prep there, Mr. District Attorney!

  • John Taznar

    “creepy ass cracker” = pervert

    Is that Creole or Spanish?

    • Ntr

      Maybe she’s confusing racial slurs with arcane bdsm terms? lol

    • Lisa Dean

      Not Spanish and not French – which is what Creole is made of. Unless she’s referring to Haitian Creole, which according to my coworker’s Grandmother is NOT the same as Louisiana Creole. My coworker has left a message for her Grandmother to see if she knows if cracker=pervert.

    • kaffeine

      watch family GUY!!!!!

  • TomJB

    And this is the prosecution’s so-called star witness… Yeah for the defense

    • Jeremy

      She is an idiot and her word isn’t worth much since she has been caught in different lies.

      • kaffeine

        sHE’S IN SHOCK IDIOT!

        • Proudmom

          Please, my husband is a criminal defense attorney…this girl is lying on the stand. When you tell the truth over and over again it’s not hard to do the same thing on the stand. When you lie over and over again it’s very difficult to cover your a$$ when being cross examined.

        • Jeremy

          She is a liar plain and simple and you shouldn’t call yourself names in the mirror.

        • Spinmamma

          Hon, people don’t stay “in shock” for over a year, unless they are mentally deranged. PTSD maybe, but not shock.

    • Ntr

      Wait until the anti-white conspiracies about her involvement, as a star witness, start coming out of the minds of the anti-white bigots…

    • Jay Stevens

      Agreed. The best thing the defense can do is hand her a bigger shovel.

  • VerminMcCann

    If there is any justice left in the system, the judge grants the defense’s motion for judgement of acquittal.

  • Emily B

    So if I called someone a creepy a** n***** and said it meant “pervert”…….would I get away with that??

    • detroit19

      You should, but, uh….no.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Truly, the worst form of tyrannical discrimination in all history is that you don’t get to go around calling people niggers.

      • Ronald Green

        But they do get to go around calling white people any old racist insult they can come up with, is that what you’re saying? Hypocrite sound familiar to you?

    • kaffeine

      I PREFER CRACKER OR SODA CRACKER MADE IN THE SOUTH BY WHITE PEOPLE!

  • https://twitter.com/Captain_Cy_kun Cy

    So, she’s like, legally retarded, right?

    • Marcy Cook

      ain’t nothing legal about this idiot.

    • kaffeine

      hAVE YOU EVER TALKED ON THE PHONE TO SOMEONE BEING STALKED AND THEN MURDERED?

      • https://twitter.com/Captain_Cy_kun Cy

        Nope. And neither has she.

  • Guest

    I think her and Ryan Winkler took the same vocabulary class.

  • Peyton

    I think her and Ryan Winkler took the class on culture.

  • KansasGirl

    This woman needs a job.
    Let’s see her attitude about the “working culture”?

    • Ntr

      Give her a job at Starbucks so the stupid ufck elitist white liberals can see the product of their systemic racism against blacks.

      • trixiewoobeans

        And we can say, “Yep, you built that!”

      • KansasGirl

        You hit that nail on the head.

        White “elitists” don’t have to see what they have done to these people.

        They live in their “gated communities”, immune from the damage they have caused these people.
        I have relatives in this group that don’t have enough “self-awareness” to be embarrassed by their actions. They are also the most unhappy people I have ever been forced to endure.

    • kaffeine

      are YOU ON WELFARE?

  • Jeremy

    The Prosecution are sure doing a great job of blowing their case having this idiot as a “star witness”.

    • kaffeine

      wHY IS SHE AINT IDIOT BY TESTIFYING TO HER BEST ABILITY?

      • LisaG

        Please turn off your caps lock and your delusions.

    • DamonLee

      Their not blowing it… They just have nothing better.

    • Lisa Dean

      Because they rushed to send it to trial when they didn’t have enough evidence.

      • Jeremy

        Yeah they did and it shows.

  • Furrystoat

    No, keep her on the stand. Every word that comes out of her mouth helps to paint a far more accurate picture of Trayvon than the “objective” media ever did, as they aggressively published only photos of a sweet, non-threatening Trayvon from many years ago as opposed to the more current gangbanger-wannabe photos that are far more representative of what he became. . The jurors will have to do handstands in order to consciously avoid the truth if they want to convict Zimmerman of anything at all.

  • Pat Loudoun

    Oh, my. What does Toure have to say about this tour de force of witness testimony and prosecutorial skill?

  • kateorjane

    So Deen should have used the “it means pervert in my culture”? Imagine the uproar.

  • Waldo

    ‘creepy assed cracker’ must be a derogatory term for gay white men

    • Ronald Green

      No, the black slang for that word is ‘punk’.

  • Robert Harley

    racist anyone?..

  • Pat Kittle

    Of course it’s perfectly OK that she (AND Saint Trayvon) are blatantly anti-white racist, since PC dogma assures us there’s no such thing as anti-white racism.

    But homophobic & differently-abled-phobic too?

    Those Who Control the Media will have to work overtime ‘splainin’ this. Of course Those Who Control the Media already magically turned a Hispanic Peruvian native with a Jewish name into a homicidal racist white guy, so they surely will be able to spin this too.

    :-)

  • TDS

    So all Paula Deen would have to say is that when she was growing up, the ‘N-word’ meant something not-so-offensive and all will be forgiven, right?

    • Jay Stevens

      All she should have needed to say is that I made a thoughtless remark 20 or 30 years ago.

      • TDS

        I just love that now, anything you have ever said can and will be held against you…

      • Bathing Suit Area

        Except that the discrimination lawsuit was about things she was doing and saying still.

  • DamonLee

    Cracka… Means the same thing today as it did thirty years ago… It’s a racist expression that blacks use for white folks. Come on… Pervert..?

  • DamonLee

    It’s possible the prosecutor is trying to get sympathy from the jury, due to the fact the girlfriend is so obviously mentally challenged. But if this is in fact the prosecutions “Star Witness,” this thing should have never gotten this far.

  • Mike Foltz

    She knows exacty what cracker means,the Prosecution told her to say she thinks it means something else so both don’t look like the racist they are and were ,why do people act as if Blacks can’t be racist ,they are some of the biggest ones out there ….

  • asus3000

    The logic around Zimmerman trail racist claims: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbK0Om8HklY

  • asus3000

    The logic around Zimmerman trail racist claims: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbK0Om8HklY

  • mike_in_kosovo

    Seen online: @derekahunter:Turns out both lawyers used bad jokes: Zimmerman’s lawyer with the knock-knock joke, the prosecutor with his case.