Sound the alarm!

As Twitchy reported, last night, the #TalibanHitSongs hashtag game exploded all over Twitter. And following close behind: the P.C. Police. Yep, scores of people found themselves outrageously outraged by what they saw as pure, unadulterated racism against the Taliban (because “Taliban” is apparently a race now), and they didn’t hold back in their righteous condemnation:

Thank goodness we have reasonable people like that to show us the error of our ways.

  • Marcy Cook

    Today in the papers they said that James Gandolfini was drunker than an Irish sailor. So where is all the outrage about stereotyping the Irish? I’m waiting…..

    • grais

      Drunk is a race.

      • CatHerder

        I won it, too.

        • grais

          That’s only ’cause I quit.

          • algonquinmatt

            i took a wrong turn around 11 pm…

    • Liars Never Win

      It’s not stereotyping if it’s true <<<<<< I'm Irish and drunk while posting this!

      • grais

        Are you a sailor, too? It doesn’t count if you’re not a sailor.

        • Liars Never Win

          I was a sailor and can still cuss like one you #&#^$^$.

          • grais

            Okay, then. Cussing Drunken Irish Sailor is a race.

    • huh_monkey

      ..and it’s a damn lie. NO One’s drunker than an Irish Sailors.

    • Ryan Schneider.

      In the days before some cruel slave trader noticed the phonetic similarity to the Spanish word for black, the old English word for “ignorant bum” was typically applied to the Irish.

  • CatHerder

    The Taliban is a race now?

    • grais

      Why the hell not? Every group seems to be a race these days.

    • Ramone Love

      Apparently so is Islam. Who knew?

    • BlahBlah

      Taliban banana is a new race of bananas.

  • Marvin Nelson

    These brain dead morons don’t even know the definition of “racist.” See following link:

    Another news flash: “Taliban” is NOT a recognized race unless you are a bigoted, left wing, knuckle dragging libtard. Do you all kiss your mother with that mouth?

    • grais

      Knuckle Draggers are a race.

      Mothers, too.

      • Grandma HeadInjury

        Now let’s not get personal, folks… :-)

        • grais

          I think you might be a halfbreed.
          ; )

          • Jay Stevens

            Only one knuckle drags?

      • Jay Stevens

        And Knuckle Dragging Mothers.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        Crazy Cat Ladies are a race. So are Hoarders.

    • Joe Schmoe

      And while we’re at it, let’s remind the left wing, knucle-dragging libtards that Muslim isn’t a race either.

  • unknown

    I am sure they love to mock all the Christian evangelicals living in the Bible Belt

  • teamfrazzled

    Insisting that mocking the Taliban is RAAACIST is like stupidly insisting mocking Nazis is racist too -Nazism by the way is the root of modern Islamofascism.

    • grais

      Nazi is a race.

      • teamfrazzled

        I’m betting you are another proud product of our public school system. Hate to break the news to you but in the species of human beings there are only three races and “nazi” and “Taliban” aren’t any of them. The fact a particular group happens to be of the same race doesn’t make it a new race unto itself. The fact members of only one race may be allowed in the group still doesn’t make it a new race unto itself. The fact Nazis even promote a political agenda based on race doesn’t make Nazis a new race. This will no doubt shock you -but the members of the Taliban and the members in the Nazi party are of the very same race. There are ethnic differences between them – but no racial ones. Ethnicity is not a race. And wrap your head around this one too -the overwhelming vast majority of those on this planet who are also of this same race are neither Nazis nor Taliban. Both of which are POLITICAL REGIMES, not a race. In addition 99.999% of all Muslims are NOT members of the Taliban! Wow, huh. RACE is unchangeable. Membership in a political party or regime is a choice -as is one’s religion and how to practice it. Mocking the Taliban for the vicious, woman-hating, backwards, barbaric 7th century thugs they are is not “racist” whatsoever. It is entirely pro-human being. Deal with it.

        • grais

          Well, DUH
          I guess you really ARE frazzled.
          I was kidding, fercrissake.
          Do you read any comments here but your own and the responses You get?

          • teamfrazzled

            Lol -sorry! Sarcasm is hard to pick up in just 4 printed words and I still might have picked up on it except sadly, it sounds like something one of these morons really would say.

          • grais

            ‘s’okay. ‘moron’ was what I was goin’ for.
            ; )

          • Ryan Schneider.

            Oh, you were. Never mind.

        • Nan

          If you’re Muslim your religion isn’t a choice.

          • grais

            Well, I think it is a choice, but you’ll have to die for making it.
            How else can the world get martyrs?

          • Nan

            I hope that was sarcastic; if you’ve been paying attention to the middle east and africa, Christians are murdered for their faith daily. That’s how we get martyrs.

        • Ryan Schneider.

          Taxonomy applied to humans has always been a fool’s errand.

      • Ryan Schneider.

        Please tell me that was a joke.

  • adam

    We should now start taxing all mosques in America. Here they have been lying to us all this time saying they were a religion, turns out they’re a race.

  • Red Fred

    Taliban is a political group oh fair ones, so worried for the civil rights of anyone not in your own country.

  • Tara Floyd

    Isn’t it politically incorrect to refer to someone as “brown?”

    • alumin

      No, it’s racist 😉

  • walterc

    Well that settles it, if islam is a race, then Christianity is a race. Every time some left winger bashes Christianity, I’m going to call them a racist. I’m talking to you Bill Maher.

    • grais

      It’s apparently not just Islam that has become a race. The Taliban is a race now, too.
      I’m pretty sure the Lutheran Coffee Project is a race.

  • crosspatch

    Since when is a terrorist organization a ‘race’?

  • Damien Johnson

    My nephew is in the hospital with shrapnel in his leg after he survived a rocket attack on his base by the Taliban alongside one other person-and he witnessed the body parts of three other people who weren’t so lucky-and they’re complaining about a fucking trending topic on twitter. Fuck these people.

    • Lady 12

      Praying for your nephew. God keep him safe.

      • Damien Johnson

        I greatly appreciate that! I said the words I used out of anger, despite that one of my resolutions is to eliminate my usage of that word. But, I’m very much a believer and I know I have my faults. My mother told me she was led to pray for my nephew/her grandchild shortly before that happened. Now I’m praying for him too.

        • Lady 12

          God keep your whole family, and thank you to your nephew for his service.

  • Steve_J

    let me know when they stop chopping peoples heads off, throwing acid in girls faces, or shooting them in the head just because the want to go to school.

  • ObamaFail

    They are offended because the left idolize the Taliban.

  • Steve_J

    Seriously, I don’t think those people know or understand what the Taliban are.

    • grais

      Well, they sure as hell don’t know what a race is.

  • radicallyalyssa

    Hating on a religion is racist? IIIIIIIIGNORANCE.

    • IceColdTroll

      Not even a religion — a terrorist organization which advocates a certain religion. I guess criticizing the Irish Republican Army is racist too!

      • grais

        Irish Clog dancers, too.

      • radicallyalyssa

        After I clicked “save” on the iPhone, I realized that I should have used “organization” instead of religion. U IZ RITE<3


    Just went through this whole list of tweets and reported them all as spam. Gulag every single one of these assholes.


    The left seriously needs to look in the mirror. What a moronic group of low info voters. The taliban is not a race frothing idiots.

  • ObamaFail

    These same scum defending the Taliban are the same type of people who attack Christianity and Catholicism on a daily basis. Shows how morally corrupt the left are. They are quick to defend terrorists.

  • kerrari1898

    “TalibanHitSongs shows how most of white people are racist”
    The Taliban isn’t a race, statements like “most white people are racist” are stupidly hypocritical, and, as only an insignificant fraction of the world’s white population has participated in this Twitter trend, it shows nothing of the sort.
    Three massively stupid and ignorant blunders in nine words. Kind of ingenious, in a perverse sort of way.

  • copperpeony

    Racist? We have a new race according to the moronic tweets above. The word is so overused, it now means nothing. If the liberals want to defend the throat cutting, women and child raping savages let them have at it. Obviously lib tweeters don’t read world news, only old versions of Cosmo.

    Should we re-post the Daniel Pearl video where he got decapitated by a dull knife? Or the video where they stoned the poor woman to death and send it to the tweeters above?

  • IceColdTroll

    Honest to God, just when you think they can’t get any more ludicrously
    self-parodying . . .!

  • bpolhemus

    Those of you pointing out to the Leftards that “Taliban” isn’t a race, save your breath(s). They’ll just say “yeah, but they’re not white…”

    Then when you point out that there are white European and American Taliban, they just report you to Twitter as a spammer.

    • grais

      Spammer is a race.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        So are trolls (With apologies to IceColdTroll, the only exception..) XD #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • copperpeony

    For all you liberals. A must read: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex in Islam, But Were Afraid to Ask

    • Marvin Nelson

      YIKES!! I will now scrub my brain with a coarse Brillo pad and may never sleep again.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        Thanks for the warning, I will not click.

    • Derek plt

      Thanks, that was very informative though kind of disturbing, then again, their hateful “religion” is disturbing so it does make perfect sense.

  • Lyle E Long

    Muslim is not a race it’s a political ideology in a religious cloth. Taliban is a political class IE: democrat etc… No one can be racist against an ideology except leftist morons I guess

    • grais

      Leftist Morons is a race.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    It’s kind of amazing that these morons would jump to the defense of a murderous terrorist group and call the criticism of such, ‘racism’. These people are BELOW the low information voters….

  • Conrad2010

    First time ever seeing so many negative people in one place.
    Didn’t know friends of the Taliban watched Twitchy.

  • Artemisium

    How does being Taliban or Muslim have anything to do with race? The Taliban is a political group and any race can be Muslim. The people who place racist connotations within these parameters are proving they either have a bigoted or naive understanding of the world, at best. Or they’ve never looked up the definition of ‘race’… that would mean they’re just dumb though.

    • Invictus_Lux

      Unfortunately these are the same people who are proving that IQ is race related by exposing themselves as donkeys. So in a round about sort of way proving people dumb is racist.

  • M F Scotto

    Islam is a religion, not a race… Just in case any brainwashed Leftists are snooping around just looking for racism. Chicago! Oops, my racism slipped out.

  • Guest

    My favorite is Muhammad and Achmed Were Lovers.

    • Marvin Nelson

      Get Ready, ’cause here I come (to blow you up).


  • BadGirloftheNorth

    Since when are ACTIONS a race? Since when is stating FACTS racist? Oh, right! When the Kool-Aid drinking uninformed sheeple bleat pathetically THAT makes it racist. Maybe Twitchy needs to do #SongsOfTheSheeple next– unless Sheeple have become a race, too. Sigh!

  • Finrod Felagund

    As I’ve heard it said before: the 21st Century definition of a racist is anyone who is winning an argument with a liberal.

    • Invictus_Lux

      Which is virtually anyone who does not watch ABC, NBC, MSNBC, CNN..

  • Jaym Esch

    Glad to be of service with my intellectually valid and inarguable input.

    • NRPax

      Except for the false accusations of racism. Good attempt at providing a counterpoint though.

  • jerry148

    This is racism now? Shows that the average person knows nuthin’ bout nuthin’.

  • rm1evo

    One of the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • maplebob23

    what race is Taliban? I thought it was an ideology.

    • BobVa112

      Stop that, logical thought will cause the l i b t a r d s heads to explode.

    • Invictus_Lux

      The race of the damned.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        The race of Darwinism…If they keep blowing themselves up…. TRUE. #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Naseema Din

    the Taliban is not a race. It’s racist when they ridicule aspects of Islam, like The Prophet and the Quran. Just clearing things up here.

    • Nan

      No. Not racist at all. Any ridicule of the pedophile is based on his pedophilia, paranoia, plagiarism, murder and profit therefrom. Any ridicule of the koran is due to it having been plagiarized and being misogynistic.

    • Hiraghm

      it’s only racist if by “racist” you mean” appropriately denigrates a 7th century death cult and its intolerant adherents”

  • Kimberley Huyton

    for fuck sake the taliban is not a race its an idioligy founded on ignorance and sexism towards women take tht innocent pakistani girl who got shot i dont think she deserved tht nor do any women or girl the taliban hav to b stopped or they shall destroy more lives

    • Invictus_Lux

      That’s the real issue – the left is caught in a paradox of not knowing which penalty flag to throw – sexist, bigot, racist, nazi, homophobe. The twits have outed them as lunatics and so the left are just shooting at anything that moves from the hip.

  • Rulz

    Well, it’s no surprise to me that the secular, Christian-bashing left is all in on defending Islamism.

    And did some guy who IDs himself as “nigglet” just call the Taliban songs racist?

  • mhojai

    OMG! I was really impressed by the creativity, and laughing my butt off… and people think Taliban is a race? Geez! No wonder jugears got re-elected!

  • kim

    To the left EVERY person or group is a race, and a minority one, unless you are a white conservative. So don’t start trending songs about furniture either, you racists

  • Chicken Sock Puppet

    Last time I checked, Taliban was NOT a race.

  • Ronald Green

    Sorry but when is a religion a ‘race’? Stoooo-pid

    • TexSizzle

      Black Muslim, maybe? No, that can’t be; a murderer from Amarillo who mutilated and killed two young women some years back, who was a blue-eyed blond, claimed to have become a black muslim shortly before his execution.

  • Adela Wagner

    And in today’s USA…Brains have been deemed secondary. (this moves talent down a notch)

  • Zach Smith

    Wow! A lot of Taliban supporters. Genuinely surprising.

    • stuckinIL4now

      Yeah, I wonder how they’d all support the Taliban if they were living under the Taliban’s oppressive murderous rule.

  • cscape

    The LEFT inexplicably always has a love affair with our sworn enemies (E.G., Jane Fonda)

  • Paul C.

    Looks like someone lifted a liberal rock and the lemmings are running wild.

  • Danny Meeker

    If the Taliban is a race, then the leftist media is guilty as sin for racism against Christians.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    How can anyone group (RE:The Taliban) be considered a “Race”? Or even for that matter, a “Religion?” And, how are they “peaceful and tolerant” if they Persecute Christians, Jews, and Buddhists, torment women and Children, and terrorize innocent people, or use them as “Human Shields?”
    And more importantly, why do these people support them? I’m sure some Liberal out there can answer that without the usual name-spewing and other vitriol… #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Elaine

    “Mahad مهد صالح @Deen_0va_Dunya

    #TalibanHitSongs is fulla racist white mfckaz mockin islam ,inbred mutant lames”
    HAHA Look at this hypocrite! He thinks the Boston Bombers are heroes? Where NSA when you need them?

  • Hiraghm

    This is a result of the Star Drek/video game crowd, who can’t be bothered to understand the difference between “race” and “species” let alone the difference between “race” and “organization”.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Wouldn’t be ironic if the Taliban were a bunch of racists/misogynists/homophobic bigots?

  • Dane Gunderson

    dear Retards… ‘Taliban’ isn’t a race… Muslim isn’t a race…

  • Ryan Schneider.

    So, should we retroactively condemn Spike Jones and every one who mocked the Nazis as racist against Germans? “When Der Furer say, ‘We are Der master race’, sige hile, sige hile! Right in Der Furer’s face!” I say we have a duty, for our own moral, to mock our enemies.

  • Ryan Schneider.

    By the way, half the tribes in Afganistan are of Grecco Caucasion decent, and most of the other tribes have occasionally mingled with them. The silk road was the original melting pot.

  • Dave Catleugh كافر

    If making fun of terrorists is “racist”, then call me a racist.

  • Geoff Collet

    So now the islamic religion has mrphed into a race. who next, catholics ?