You’re in good company, RB.

This afternoon, the illustrious Rev. Jesse Jackson tweeted out … something. We think it’s supposed to be some sort of advice, but, well, with him, you can never really tell.


Confucius, he’s not. What he is: awesomely, awesomely mockworthy.


Lay off the sauce he much.



Rev. Jesse Jackson posts incoherent tweet about voter turnout, Tea Party

Rev. Jesse Jackson announces to the Twitterverse, ‘I am somebody!’

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    “If the cat and the hyena dast nae commune in harmony, they shalt stay out the bushes!”

    “And that goes double for the unforgiven sinner who drops coins onto the collection plate with no folding money spared for the rainbow coalition.”

    • Miss Clairee

      What ah we have uh hereuh, is a failureah to negro-ciate!….Must be a Don King-ism!

  • Wrathful_Brunette

    Damn you, autocorrect! What he was trying to say was, “I’d like to cut his nuts off”.

    • rimpy

      I wish he would

      • Wrathful_Brunette

        His eyesight isn’t that good.

      • Guest

        You wish he would lick you?

        • rimpy

          no, your deviancy

  • Sir_Ronald

    Jesse Jackosn the ultimate shake down artist… He’s a crook just like his son…

    • rimpy

      UM, I think son is just like dad.hahahaha

      • Guest

        Yay, you have a stupid avatar! All the more easier to find you!

        • rimpy

          learn English you stupid gutter rat. All the easier to find you. All the more easy to find you. NOT some half-assed freak “all the more easier” you stupid vile low class criminal stalker troll spoofer

          • Guest

            Are we really tearing apart grammar? Haha, I’m soooo offended!

        • Jill

          ‘All the more easier’? Are you Jackson’s speechwriter and/or copy editor?

          • Guest

            I wasn’t here for you, so I will not be acknowledging your comments or questions with any answers or bickering like you had hoped for. Have a great life and eff off.

          • rimpy

            hahahaha talk about the quintessential DISH BUT CAN’T TAKE IT! hahahaha
            what a simpletonian childlike demon dropping you are.

          • Guest

            I only have eyes for you.

          • rimpy

            it is far far beneath rev jackson hiring it

  • Conrad2010

    What kind of BS grammar is this called?

    • rimpy


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  • nc

    Sen. Grassley breathes a sigh of relief.

  • Poopiekins22

    Resist we much!!!

  • BoscoBolt

    “Let’s not lost the good as a battle the bad”

    … this Tweet brought to you by MD 20/20 Blue Raspberry – with “BLING-BLING”.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Spinich, carrots, and brocolli are vegetables……. vegetables are plants. Cannibis is also a plant, which means I just had 3 days worth of vegetables……………. yay me………now where is my visene and that bag of doritos?
    “Rev Jay Jay”

  • Marcy Cook

    New rap song?

  • Kleverabevera

    Let me! Prognosticate! The inner machinery of my relatively rectal! Substance! To Whit! The masses! Can be reamed out and satisfied on my flatulently derived prose!

  • TugboatPhil

    Can’t miss the opportunity to plug, quite possibly the longest running radio game show, What The Hell Did Jesse Jackson Say?

    Hosted by Tim Conway Jr as a regular part of his Thursday night talk show, he plays actual clips of Jackson’s own radio show and callers try to guess what he’s saying. Sometimes they are so garbled that the printed transcript has “Unintelligible” where a word should be.

    There are several sample clips on this link and the answers below.

    • ceemack

      Tim Conway Jr. was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that quote. This one is perfect for WTHDJJS.

  • peteee363

    resist we much!

  • rimpy

    Loss of syntax that severe indicates a major stroke or something.

    • Guest

      I’m still arrrrrround

      • rimpy

        yes, you make me aware of your presence.

      • Emily B

        Are you 12 years old?

        • Guest

          Add 13 years and then you have me. Are you 41 years old?

          • Emily B

            Good one.

      • Jill

        The consensus view, I presume, is that people still do not care nor are particularly pleased.

  • Jarhead83

    “Rev. Jackson, what you just said is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point in you incoherent rambling response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul!!”

  • Rella

    But we all know what he’s trying to say is “So what the Obama admin is the most corrupt, divisive … in the history of the republic – we still need a lot of free stuff. Keep your eyes on the prize and ignore all the “scandals.”

  • RblDiver

    Not lost the good? OK, we won’t, but you should lost the bottle, ‘k?

  • Jack Deth

    Is it just me, or does anyone else think that some very nasty STD has been eating away at Jesse’s brain for the last decade or so?

    He used to be eloquent, poetic, yet sad. No he’s just pathetically sad.

  • waterytart

    He must’ve just gotten his Rosetta Stone CD’s to learn to speak Sharpton. Needs more practice, but good first effort there Jesse.

    • Clete Torres

      He’s been a Sharpton-speaker for years. I think it’s rotted his brain.

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    “But resist, we MUCH – we must and we will much about that be committed”

  • Clete Torres

    All his elocution are belong to someone else.

  • Duke

    Syntax Error

  • rinodino

    Ehh, still sounds better than when Bush Jr speaks

    • waterytart

      Oh my aching sides. That’s about as funny as the size of your schmeckle, according to the bathroom wall in the rest stop on I75.

    • Jerry Camp

      Who is this Bush Jr of whom you speak?

  • lainer51

    TRANSLATION: I am a star, make lots of money, do NOTHING to earn it; just use the term “racist” at least once a week and the money comes rolling in…

  • Ramone Love

    He tweets just like he speaks.

  • Malcolm_X

    Long live the republic of public schools, Al.

    • TioDon

      thank you for the snot blowing laugh of the day….

  • ObamaFail

    Man, if there’s nothing happening that Jesse Jackson can use to rally black people into a frenzy, he just turns into an incoherent mess.

  • PeterP

    This is what happens when a rhyming conman tries his hand at prose.

  • Jeremy

    This guy is a crook and a race baiter and cares nothing about anything but himself just like Sharpton

  • RanierWest

    Uh, SHMD… dommit man, now he has me doing it. SMDH

  • trixiewoobeans

    If he can’t dazzle us with brilliance, he’ll baffle us with bullsh*t. Color me baffled!

  • 1azuce

    Hanging out with Tamara Holder we much, resist.

  • MisterIncredible


  • TocksNedlog

    The scary thing is, this is probably EXACTLY what the person that posts his tweets heard him say.

  • dreamsincolor

    He sounds like Yoda, on acid.

    • trixiewoobeans

      …and ‘shrooms!

  • Hyork Dench

    You tell ’em, RevJack!

  • Hyork Dench

    The new JFK! Ask not but what can country for you do but do what your country for!

  • Right Wired

    Banana dolphin sock car. Twilight revenge of the cork-board beer tree. Potato, Potato. | There, that made more sense.

  • BenY

    Two words come to mind…..stupid moron.

  • Guest