Oh, lawdy.

He can’t seem to follow the Ten Commandments, but don’t let that dissuade you from recognizing Eric Holder’s status as a modern-day Moses. This afternoon, Dr. Michael Eric Dyson reached heavenly heights of delusion, telling MSNBC’s Martin Bashir that the scandal-plagued Holder is “the Moses of our time.”

Cast your eyes and ears upon this epic derpitude:


“He is the chief lawgiver of the United States of America, so to speak. He is the Moses of our time, at least for this administration.”

Dude. Dude.

In addition to being an MSNBC contributor, Dyson is a sociology professor — which explains his expertise when it comes to both the Bible and the American system of government.


Ladies and gentlemen, this is stupidity of biblical proportions.




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  • Wrathful_Brunette

    And we’ll rip our phone records from his cold, dead hands!


  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    According to his wiki page, Eric Holder is episcopalian, Moses was a Hebrew, just sayin.

  • Jimni27

    Okay, maybe this version of Moses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TAtRCJIqnk

    • Marvin Nelson

      That seems about right, except that Mel Brooks is smarter than either Holder or Dyson.

      • 1CatEye

        And lots funnier!

      • TocksNedlog

        It appears that Holder managed to drop and break ALL of the stone tablets.

  • CombatDiver

    Well, Jamie Foxx said Obama is our savior ( Jesus ). So I guess it does make sense in some weird way.

    • JustLikeAnimals

      And Chris Rock said he’s our daddy. So, there you go.

      • Jack Deth

        At least Chris Rock knows how to play to his audience.

        Daddy? Perhaps. Most certainly Big Brother!

    • BeautifulAmerica

      Saviour of those who refuse to work.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Far from being a bringer of commandments, he’s been a very good breaker of them. I’l pretty sure those pesky “Thou shalt not kill” and “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor” thingies kind take Holder out of the running for that little promotion.

  • Jack Deth


    Moses?… Really?

    Some people, when bought and paid for years ago. No doubt through intimidation, subornation or extortion springing from extraneous, possibly illegal, perhaps scandalous activities . STAY BOUGHT!

    It’s funny in a way. Since it won’t help MSNBC’s crashing ratings one iota.

  • jb

    he’s walking around in the wilderness for 40 years?

    • TocksNedlog

      Well, he graduated from Columbia University in 1973, so . . . uh, yeah!

      • BeautifulAmerica

        Ha, ha!

  • grais

    It’s possible even God is getting frightened now.

  • Germey

    Affirmative Action – promoting barely literate fools since the 1970s.

    • BeautifulAmerica

      Oh, absolutely! Glad you mentioned that.

  • Gordon

    So nice to see that MSNBC has people of faith on their show.

  • Eric Hutchison

    I just shed another tear for this country. It’s so long gone….

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Moses? Eric Holder? He’s more like Pharoah Ramses! So let it be written…. #RightWard Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Michael Anderson

      Nope Ramses was the master, Holder is just the highly placed servant. Joseph in Potipher’s house but without the honor.

      • BeautifulAmerica

        No way! That Joseph was a smart man, and holder is not–unless you count chitcago stree-smart.
        He’s more like an a$$-kissing hollywood groupie.

  • right_on

    LOL. Moses…truly. Forty years of wandering in the wilderness to look forward to, eh, Dr. Dyson? Holder exemplifies the antithesis of the 10 Commandments: thou shalt lie. steal. bear false witness, covet, etc. Liberalism is a soulless hovel of evil malcontents.

  • yebbid

    Maybe the “professor” got confused, ya know, Moses did get angry & broke the original Tablets of 10 Commandments. Yea. That’s it. Confused. Broke the Laws, broke the laws.

  • jljghj

    Michael Eric Dyson is the idiot of all times!!

  • waterytart

    The saddest part of all of this, is that there are, and have been great black men in history. Unfortunately, a lot of them are conservative, so they can’t be held as examples, so those who consider themselves mouthpieces for the black population have to go beyond hyperbole to find someone to compare this current crop of ass cracks to. And Wife of Jug Ears is Mother Teresa, yeah, we get it.

  • IronButterfly

    And Holder struck the press instead of talking with them and then out spewed many stories accusing him of being a tyrant.

    Eric is this what you meant?

  • adam

    someone should explain to him that Moses wasn’t the one that gave the law

    • Marvin Nelson

      Details, details, details. Don’t confuse this idiot with the facts-his pea brain will explode.

  • Frank Drebin

    In ‘Animal Farm’ wasn’t it Moses who spied on the other animals and lied to them..?

  • capisce

    Moses – hidden in the bulrushes
    Holder – hiding behind bullcrap
    Moses – handing down commandments
    Holder – striking down amendments
    Uncanny – it’s almost like they’re the same person.

    • Clayton Grant

      I don’t think they have the same concern for the Israelites either.

  • Clayton Grant

    “I think the Attorney General should step down too – off of that platform on which he resides in high principle and whip some heads”


    I had to listen to this doofus say that 10 times to be sure of what I was hearing. Unbelievable!

  • Marvin Nelson

    Typical liberal college “expert.” Doesn’t know his head from his a$$. To make such a ridiculous statement clearly demonstrates that he has the IQ of an artichoke. Sorry, artichokes!!

    • Secede

      He actually received an IQ score that was negative…

    • TocksNedlog

      Aww, come on now; give him a break!

      It’s to tell your head from your ass when one of them is stuck inside the other.

  • Climbr880

    Holder to America: Let my people go…through all your private information.

  • trixiewoobeans

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Sanity has left the building.

    • tops116

      It’s MSNBC. Sanity was barred from entering the building a long time ago.

  • Terry_Jim

    Remember the time Moses led the lemmings off the cliff ?
    That’s probably what Dr.Dyson meant.

  • tops116

    Really? I must have missed the Bible passage where Moses gave guns to criminals and persecuted reporters.

  • DV S1EOG

    That guy is a professor? Really? Really? The Moses of our time? I guess he parted the Red Tape Sea to allow the DOJ to broadly investigate the AP and Rosen…..

    • TocksNedlog

      Thank the Lord!

      I’ve been waiting for the anointing of a new Moses ever since Isaac Hayes passed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/1369831221 Rob Jones

    Face it, MSNBC is where journalism goes to die.

    • TocksNedlog

      It’s where dead journalism goes to rot.

  • KansasGirl

    I think O (and his followers) are eventually going to accuse America of apartheid.
    When that happens, all bets are off.


    Maybe because his Boss keeps “Burning Bush”

    • BeautifulAmerica

      Haw, haw, haw!

  • Terry_Jim

    Dr. Michael Eric Dyson: “Obama isn’t Moses, he is Pharaoh” – “…Obama is Jackie Robinson- I’m waiting for Willy Mays!”

    • right_on

      Wow…did you see all those racist bigots of color around that table? Another thing they all had in common…with the exception of Jesse Jackson, they all think that talking fast makes them seem smart…epic fail.

  • Spinmamma

    This guy is a professor at Georgetown??!! He graduated from Princeton??!! I know sociology degrees are way down on the totem pole in the academic world but really, are there NO standards? Hope he doesn’t have any graduate students.. Gives the term Ma-roon a whole new meaning.

    • Secede

      Same as Obama graduating from Harvard-
      Affirmative action at it’s finest.

  • Junie3

    MSSTUPID just sat itself back 40 years. I’m thinking Hoses and his staff will only part the waters that lead out of 950 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W., Suite 4706 …

    Epic stupidity of biblical proportions Dr.Dyson.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    There are people surprised that Dyson is a barely functioning idiot that got his status in life through affirmative action?

  • Michelle

    The left is so seriously delusional. More than the Moses comment, I was taken aback by the “He’s the chief lawgiver of the United States” Um, no. No he’s not. Congress is the chief lawgiver and ultimately the president who signs the laws Congress passes. Not even the president can “give” laws. The Attorney General is the chief law ENFORCER. The Attorney General does not create, enact or “give” any laws, his sole role is to enforce them (which Holder does selectively). Even for MSNBC, why does the media display people who do not understand 5th grade civics?

    • Secede

      Because both he and Holder are Black…

    • Garth Haycock

      Because nobody else wants to work at MSNBC.

    • CatHerder

      Would that make him the Angel of Death?

    • in_awe

      Cryminee – get with the program. He is merely repeating what he read in the new Common Core Curricula being foisted on our kids. The one that teachers 2nd graders that “the Supreme Court decides if laws are fair”.

  • sickofitall1096

    MSNBC – Must Smoke Nothing But Crack…and it’s rotting their brains

    • Jeremy

      ha ha P

  • peteee363

    thats funny, i don’t remember moses being a total scumbag?

  • Steve_J

    More like Pharaoh’s flunky.

  • fireandreamitchell

    Dyson of course has backwards. Obama is the Pharaoh of our time.

    • TocksNedlog

      Let’s see . . . an end-of-life plan that consists of wrapping people in bandages and burying them alive?


      • BeautifulAmerica

        What’s that in reference to?

        • TocksNedlog

          Obama as Pharaoh,
          Egyptian death rituals,
          Death panels.

          • BeautifulAmerica

            Oh, thank you for the explanation.
            Right -on.

    • denvy42

      Did dyson throw in a few big words to show his high intellect!

  • TocksNedlog

    Moses never recused himself.

    • BeautifulAmerica

      Yeah, why use an ordinary word if you can obfuscate with big ones? Shows holder’s lack of forthrightness and class.

  • J.N. Ashby

    Ph. D. in Sociology. And people wonder why I don’t respect those studies…

    • Secede

      How do you get a Sociology Doctorate off of your porch ?
      Pay for the pizza….

  • CynicOwl

    Moses Malone? I didn’t know Holder played basketball too. He may be better than Obama, but he ain’t no Moses.

  • Expat61

    I guess this Moses is leading us back into slavery. We didn’t land on the Pyramid, the Pyramid landed on us.

  • blueniner

    Another crackpot lackey for Obami. Where did Dyson get his credentials, in a cereal box?

  • Jeremy

    He is just another race baiter.

  • jebjr

    Holder like Moses? Try Satan.

  • $6565218

    Why? Is he going to disappear into the desert for 40 yrs so we don’t have to deal with him?

  • Maxx

    Seems a reasonable analogy, considering somewhere under Holder, there is someone thinking to themselves “there are those who would pay much for what my eyes have seen.”

  • Randi Starr

    Another proud affirmative action moment. I’ll gladly drop his asz in the middle of the dead sea and see if he parts it!

  • Paul C.

    He’s part of the reason that MSNBC ratings are TANKING.

  • MaddMedic

    Reblogged this on Freedom Is Just Another Word… and commented:
    Yeah…such crap from the mouths of leftists!!!

  • PPMStudios

    The only path Holder is leading this administration down, is the road to destruction.

  • PPMStudios

    The only path Holder is leading this administration down, is the road to destruction.

  • Bozo Sapien

    This is just further proof of what Dennis Prager has been saying for years. Leftism is a religion.

  • Bozo Sapien

    This is just further proof of what Dennis Prager has been saying for years. Leftism is a religion.

  • Stevon f. Nutt

    Holder is Moses to people who believe in, race based law decisions, government intrusion into private lives, willingness to lie, and a complete disrespect for the Constitution!

  • Stevon f. Nutt

    Holder is Moses to people who believe in, race based law decisions, government intrusion into private lives, willingness to lie, and a complete disrespect for the Constitution!

  • BeautifulAmerica

    Well, yeah, Moe is, as in Larry, Moe and Curly. ” ‘Cept Holder’s the stupid one.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Heh. Let my sheeple go!