It’s been a rough few days for Jay Carney, what with all the bobbing and weaving he’s had to do to try and convince the White House press corps that his boss doesn’t know anything about anything. Like the Justice Department secretly obtaining AP reporters’ phone records, for instance. When asked about that at this afternoon’s press briefing, Carney couldn’t help but get all wee-wee’d up.

Poor guy … he’s under so much pressure. He could really use a friend right now. Thankfully, one of the three Hilary Rosens he knows personally is stepping up to the plate:

Hear that, AP? Leave Jay alone! You guys were totally asking for what you got!

It was inevitable. What it was not, however, was intellectually consistent for Ms. Rosen:


Fat chance.

And we don’t blame them.

You want us to #SupportJayCarney, Hilary? Ask and you shall receive. The hashtag is currently trending nationally:

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Though perhaps not for the reason you’d hoped. The press is not immune to responsibility — and you and your asinine hashtag are not immune to mockery.







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  • Paul Collier

    O’pravda media darling @hilaryr defends Washington Bob, Jay Carney :-)

  • NotaLemming

    #SupportJayCarney as Bubbas Bitch in Sing Sing

    #SupportJayCarney For head of Safety Patrol in Harry Ried’s grade school hallway.#ThatllShowTed

    #SupportJayCarney for spokeman for Cell Block C

    #SupportJayCarney’s Children! Think of the dark legacy they will have to live with. OH THE HUMANITY!

  • kate_middleton

    Wait. Which of the three Hilary Rosens that Jay Carney knows is this?

    It’s got to be confusing for him.

  • ChampionCapua


    • ObamaFail

      I laughed way harder than I should have at that.

      • Spatial Awareness

        DITTO!!! XD

  • Red Fred

    About the time I begin to feel merciful and sympathetic for Jay Carney, considering the precarious position her finds himself in, he pulls another attitude like he is so bored with these eternal questions and somehow above it all, and I just think, squish that spider!

  • rivers

    Ooooh, delicious! You know he’s in a bad way when there’s a whole twitter-pity party organized in his honor.
    I knew his performance today was especially sucktacular but makes me chuckle to see them rally round him like he’s Sandra Fluke and someone just called him a not-very-nice name!

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Which Hilary Rosen?

    Carney knows thousands of them.

    • Cool_Arrow

      Good get.
      I’d forgotten that one.

  • grais

    Which Hilary Rosen claimed that Ann Romney never worked a day in her life?

    • lainer51

      the ugly one…… I am sure her buddy, Jay, has never worked harder than this week.

  • Jack Deth

    Maybe Carney should bail, That way Obama can select ‘Sybil’ of the multiple personalities to handle the job.

    The lies won’t be any less blatant or ridiculous. But they’ll be more amusing to watch.

    Or just hire a Carnival Side Show Geek to bite the heads off live chickens.

    • Ben Bollman

      I have a feeling Carney is going to ‘bail’ shortly whether he wants to or not. Sad thing is the lies are still the same no matter who is spewing them.


    Hilary, you realllllllllllllllllllly think you are going to be given immunity…Your phone can be tapped right now, and that’s not paranoia speaking>Facts<.

  • Sheerie Knoll

    Was watching “The Five”…Bob Beckel agrees with Hilary Rosen….pretty much said same thing

  • Gordon

    When your biggest cheerleader is a former lawyer for the recording industry, you might as well just admit you’ve hit rock bottom.

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  • TocksNedlog

    One gets the impression that if just ONE MORE scandal breaks, we’ll be seeing Jay, with a crazed look in his eyes, streaking through the First Lady’s vegetable garden.

    • jebjr

      Or he’ll snap and ‘go postal’ at the next presser.

    • Brian H (wackobird)

      With mousetraps on his nipples……

  • $1014973

    Carney is spinning so hard he sing’s “Little Miss Can’t be Wrong” in his sleep.

  • Tony0920

    worst Dirty Job Mike Rowe would absolutley not consider? Press
    Secretary to Obama Administration. And this is the guy that removed
    sheep’s testicles with his teeth..

  • Axelgreaser

    “ANN ROMNEY NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HER LIFE.”–Hilary Rosen. I’ll certainly swallow everything this lesbian working dad has to say after her pathetic campaign smearing of Ann Romney which was of such a low grade crude, even her own despicable (though civil) Dem Party’s rear ends puckered and she spent weeks walking her asinine remark back. A collective FU for the entire Obama spin cesspool. Does Obama & Dumpster Diving Axelrod now depend upon the fleas to cure the dog?

    • Billie Slash

      Damn! Don’t hold back, now! #awesome

      • Axelgreaser

        The Dem’s really should drop the facade and just rename themselves Nazi’s. Same tactics.

  • medicinewomantwo

    Her response reminds me of the girl in HS that had no friends.


    Although AP had it coming… this affects anyone reporting or questioning anything… It is a direct affront to all Americans, from the very source saying “They’ll warn that tyranny always lurking just around the corner. You should reject these voices.” by all accounts and actions, this administration feels it can act as a tyrant.

  • lonestar

    Robert Gibbs is a happy man today.

    • Billie Slash

      He’s always reminded me of a pharmacist.

      • Axelgreaser

        He reminds me of Elmer Fudd.

  • jebjr

    What is it about the name ‘Hilary’ that just exclaims ‘unfettered’ ignorance?

  • trixiewoobeans

    If she were younger, she’d be “crushing” on the living Tsarnaev brother.

  • Adam Johnson

    Honestly, I don’t think ANYBODY could make the WH look good right now. Jay Carney is a joke, but he’s a heck of a lot more competent than Robert Gibbs ever was. I actually feel sorry for the guy. He’s got THE worst job in the administration right now. Second worst job, SecTreas. Not a good time to be in charge of IRS.

  • marcellucci

    While the press is still fuming…..has anyone asked them the contents of the secret meeting they and the White House had behind closed doors just before all this hit the fan?
    Were they being warned?
    Were they told to act miffed so it could increase distraction while something else is going on behind our backs?
    It didn’t mean much then…..but now in retrospect…….

  • gekkobear

    “Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, … Are totally awesome and great Americans who we should respect and revere” – Not Quite Benjamin Franklin

  • gekkobear

    “Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, … Are totally awesome and great Americans who we should respect and revere” – Not Quite Benjamin Franklin