Why yes. Yes she did.

In a new resolution, Rep. Lee and 12 other congressional Democrats warn that climate change could be worse than we’d ever imagined:

A joke? No way. Just like Al Gore, when it comes to climate issues, they’re thuper-therial:

The resolution, from Rep. Barbara Lee (D-Calif.) and a dozen other Democrats, says the results of climate change include drought and reduced agricultural output. It says these changes can be particularly harmful for women.

“[F]ood insecure women with limited socioeconomic resources may be vulnerable to situations such as sex work, transactional sex, and early marriage that put them at risk for HIV, STIs, unplanned pregnancy, and poor reproductive health,” it says.

That’s right, kids. Hotter temperatures could drive women to “transactional sex.” Also, herpes.

This is bad. This is very, very bad.

Don’t you feel better, America?

  • https://twitter.com/Captain_Cy_kun Cy

    Eh, they had to struggle real hard to find *something* they didn’t already blame on sequester I guess.

    • NRPax

      Next up? ZIONISTS!

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Each of these Dems is paid a $170,000 salary plus benefits and each controls a large staff and budget.

    Would you hire any one of them to do anything but sweep sidewalks (under supervision) or do price checks at a dollar store?

    • camnpat

      Oh, please!!! You are wrong good sir: I wouldn’t even hire them to sweep or do price checks.

      • NY Republican

        they could do what Sandra fluke does…

      • AWomaninTX

        Yeah, but we sure do pay ’em!

        • Kevin Beasley

          Maybe you pay thedipsticks not me

    • rippersnort

      Price checks at the dollar store – that is priceless…

    • Man of Little Means

      Even that’s a little more responsibility than I would give them

    • CatHerder

      No.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sanddog Ms Anonymous

      I wouldn’t even hire them to clean up after my dogs.

    • Tom Bannigan

      I am getting concerned that they may start to figure out this is why we men build large campfires.

  • Jim

    And even worse, “early marriage”. Oh, the horror!

    • BILLYDEVO

      Or even worse than that she will have to keep the baby she did not want

      • grais

        You mean she won’t eat it?

        • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

          “California Cheeseburger” #TheSimpsons #Fox Jawamax 8<{D}

  • capisce

    Palin’s “assclowns” suddenly seems like high praise.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sam-Metler/720822798 Sam I. Metler

      Yeah but our leaders are fools too so its a toss up right now. McCain is all for anything Obama, Behner is about to settle on many things and Rubio wants all 33 million illegals to be granted rights. It’s nutty right now and our elected leaders are all tools!

      • Ralphie85

        Please don’t forget about chris christie…”obama has kept every single one of his promises” while people after 6 mos are still homeless!!!

      • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

        You got that right, which is why this next election cycle is that much more important. The RINOs have got to go.

      • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

        You got that right, which is why this next election cycle is that much more important. The RINOs have got to go.

      • fcabanski

        Right, don’t forget about Jabba the Gov (Christie) and his love affair with Obama. Don’t forget about Rand Paul warning people about surveillance while backing more drones in the skies.

      • Hiraghm

        It’s the “Aristocracy of Pull” that Ayn Rand talked about, and the character Francisco D’Anconia talks about in the “Atlas Shrugged part 2” movie based on the book of the same name.

        James Taggart:We’re no longer chasing the Almighty Dollar. Our ideals are higher than… profit. Instead of the aristocracy of money, we have…

        Francisco D’Anconia: The Aristocracy of Pull. I mean, now it’s about influence, but, you knew that already (laughs)

        Wedding Guest: Senior D’Anconia, we all know that money is made by the strong at the expense of the weak

        D’Anconia: What kind of strength are you talking about? The ability to create value? Or the ability to manipulate? To extort money in backroom deals; to exercise “pull”?

    • angeleyez

      Sounds like another two dollar whorable excuse to shift the blame
      away from Obama’s failed American economic recovery, to me.
      .
      Doesn’t it sound as if she knows about those kinds of transactions ?

    • Karl Winrich

      And I bet that somehow the libs are going to try to connect Palin to this crazy idea.

  • BlahBlah

    hey don’t be like that! It totally makes sense. Higher temps –> less clothes –> more transactional sex. I’m still LOLing at that word. Hi sweetie would you like some transactional sex tonite? Good times.

  • I M Free

    DEMS brilliant minds gone wild! from covering insurance for homosexual infertility to guam might tip over to imagine a world w/out balloons to bankrupt states to lets pass the bill so we will know what’s on it to no senate budget an now climate change? that’s a total package and a weiner!!!!

  • I M Free

    solution=free contraceptives thru sandra fluke and more abortion or use the term termination so they wont be charge with murder.

  • fed-up

    Isn’t that what the Democrats in Congress already are?

  • Shawn Smith

    Guard your wives and daughters, global warming may be turning them into whores!

    • Lucy Embry

      & people say im nuts

    • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

      Nice Antoine Dodson reference!

  • Shawn Smith

    Hey baby, got a few carbon credits and lookin’ for a good time?

    • Miss Clairee

      Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, and hide yo husbands cause they rapin’ er-body up here!

  • Shawn Smith

    Gore’s next film: An Inconvenient Hooker. (Or is that the one about Bill Clinton?)

    • Garth Haycock

      It’s more about massage therapists who don’t put out.

    • putthehammerdown

      If we’re taking suggestions here, let me add my two centavos, if you please :
      ** An-Overly Warm Skank : My Story, by V.A. Gyna
      ** How Excessive Co2 Made Us Millions, by Those Girls On The Wharf
      ** Sea Levels Aren’t the Only Thing Rising, by Ms.Upson Downs

  • Donna

    So they mean, it’s going to be so hot that I’m going to want to earn a living by exchanging body heat with another person? Uhhhhh……

    • camnpat

      Exactly.

      Although, considering that people like Lee want coal, gas, oil, and nuclear banned, and that we are actually cooling, probably that won’t be such a bad thing in winter.

  • Mike Pfaff

    They’re just never going to stop coming up with this stuff. If we ever do get global warming, ag output will increase due to prolonged growing seasons in states other than California.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Drdr-Jojo/100000628834074 Drdr Jojo

    DOG WHISTLE!!!! I think that is code word for ‘the new generation of women are ‘sluts’… let’s blame it on Climate Change…. not on democrat policies.’

  • grais

    So, global warming will be the (new) cause of HIV. How freakishly interesting.
    It’d be an easier sell to just blame Bush.

  • http://twitter.com/murphylinn Murphy Linn Spears

    This could be worse than a helium shortage

  • http://twitter.com/murphylinn Murphy Linn Spears

    Flush her

  • https://twitter.com/RegularRon RegularRon

    Amerikan Dumb-Ocracy at it’s finest. Keep voting!

  • camnpat

    Forget any sexual transaction: Considering how we are cooling and people like Lee are against any source of energy that can lead to heating, we are gonna need warm bodies nearby to stay warm in winter.

  • mickeyco

    Where does California find all these idiot Dems?

    • dee dee

      It’s in the residential agreement …to live in calif you have to be idiot …

      • mickeyco

        nice, Dee Dee.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        @Deedee @MickeyCo With a few exceptions… One of them, my old family Friend, Tricia somewhere in the Lompoc area… Jawamax 8<{D}

      • MyrmidoNOT

        Part of the HOa??? 😉

      • ceemack

        Wanna compare IQs, Dee Dee?

        There are plenty of smart people in California, but we have pockets of concentrated idiocy that keep electing their own kind.

        We call these places “the West Side”, “the Bay Area”, and “Sacramento”.

      • Ralphie85

        Now, Now…don’t be so harsh! There are some of us that live here that feel exactly as you do!!! Our vote here just doesn’t count! California in the day…used to be Republican….those were the good ole days!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/tom.delahunty.94 Tom Delahunty

    “It says these changes can be particularly harmful for women.”
    Why?

  • camnpat

    “[F]ood insecure women with limited socioeconomic resources may be
    vulnerable to situations such as sex work, transactional sex, and early
    marriage..”

    Ms Lee: college girls are already doing this. They hook up as “companions” with older “sugar daddies” which, in turn, pay for the woman’s expensive college education.

    But hey, let’s keep subsidizing those colleges and worrying about “global warming”!!!/ sarc

  • Wayne Springer

    I would not hire any of these whack jobs, not even to empty the cats litter box! Have these folks been drug tested? No really time to start testing these folks!

  • Clayton Grant

    I’m actually rooting for global warming now!

  • Shawn Smith

    “Homosexual marriage could lead to sanctioning polygamy, incest & pedophilia.”
    “That’s crazy, slippery-slope nonsense.”

    “Global warming will turn women into whores.”
    “A clear, well-reasoned argument.”

  • rennyangel2

    And tip over Guam while the climate is at it. What maroons. Give ’em a rotten carrot, Bugs.
    And make them really furious by defeating the immig “reform” shyt in the Sen. Call 202-22-3121 and send free faxes from Numbers USA also free membership hourly and STOP ANOTHER 11 MILLION ILLEGALS FROM BECOMING DEM PARTY MEMBERS.

  • Neil Leininger

    Repeat after me, “Constitutional Congress” and “Term Limits.” Time to take back our country from these blithering idiots.

  • Patriot

    These dems seem blatantly unconcerned for men and specifically poor gay men. And why aren’t they working on a government subsidy to help poor men of all predilections pay for transactional sex? Could there be a hidden agenda here? With dems? Naaah.

  • Dane Gunderson

    #GlobalWarmingPickUpLines Do you want to play ‘Hide the Data Point?’

  • http://www.facebook.com/barry.watson.503 Barry Watson

    the minds of democrats!wait they don’t have anything but air between their ears!

  • James Rose

    WoW!!! The ‘worlds oldest profession’ is now an indicator of ‘Climate Change’.

  • $18912735

    Reefer Global Warming Madness

  • GeneralLee

    Does this mean more Assteroids are coming?

  • dee dee

    I live in Texas where its 110 in the shade and humidity is 100% …if heat caused women to be hookers …we would all be hookers in Texas !!!!!! Morons …all dems are morons

  • PatriotRG

    – sounds like shes looking for an excuse to get her kit off and sell it. In fact she looks like she is sweating – so she may have just finished working.

  • Bklynnygirl

    These Democrats better go see a Psychiatrist.
    With all this fear and hysteria over global warming/climate change, they are definitely irrational.
    It must be a mental disorder.

  • Man of Little Means

    Seriously I grew up on a farm. I know there are women out there who do farming and most of these women happen to be conservative. Now Global warming may force men to go looking for prostitutes but, come on these are not the issues that force women into prostitution. I always leaned more towards bad parenting and drug addictions

  • Danceswithdachshunds

    Climate alarmists who keep on insisting on BIOFUEL are guilty of causing mass starvation in the 3rd world. Thanks to them the price of food there has doubled, children are dying and they’re worried about prostitution? THROW THESE SCUM OUT OF GOVERNMENT!!!

    • oconnellc

      You really don’t know anything about the causes of food shortages in the 3rd world, do you?

      • Danceswithdachshunds

        Oxfam does – go ask them about biofuel. The US is now feeding over1/3 of it’s corn crop to machines thanks to ignorant people like you and that’s at the additional expense of increasing corn acreage by decreasing acreage of other crops and livestock feed. The price increases are plain to see in your local supermarket but you are BLIND! It’s happening all over the world. Doubling the price of food costs a rich family of four another 2% of their budget. Doubling the price of food can cost a poor 3rd world family of four another 100% of their budget – 100% THEY DO NOT HAVE meaning two people starve to death and it’s usually the children.

      • Danceswithdachshunds

        And how dare you say I don’t know?

        Adrian Bebb, food and agriculture campaigner for Friends of the Earth Europe said:

        “The ever-growing expansion of biofuels across the globe is not just
        damaging the environment but often harming people’s livelihoods and
        access to food too. Using millions of hectares of agricultural land for
        jatropha and sugar-cane plantations in Mozambique, a country that
        suffers persistent hunger, to grow crops to power European cars is
        immoral and perverse. Biofuels are not a solution to the problems of
        global climate change, nor energy security or poverty in Mozambique.”

        • oconnellc

          That’s it? You quote a campaigner for ‘Friends of the Earth’? Nothing about confiscation of crops by local ‘warlords’? Nothing about drought in significant chunks of the planet? Nothing about political factors preventing food from reaching areas where crops can’t be grown? Nothing about a worldwide glut of land that is not used for growing crops, for no apparent reason. Here in the US we harvest food on just south of 35% of our farmland: http://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/state-fact-sheets/state-data.aspx?StateFIPS=00#.UYEeaMrxA1J Even if you ignore all the farmland that we just don’t do anything with, we only harvest about 70% of our actual cropland. Imagine if we just increased that to 80%.

          The ability to grow enough food to feed everyone is not our planets problem.

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    I’m sure it’s just wishful thinking for the dems. Of course, there could have been a drought in Weiner’s pants. Explains a lot.

  • mussidie

    sounds like an unintended benefit to me. especially if the supply goes way up – keeps prices down. Thanks ManBearPig!! WOOHOO!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    It’s a new “movement’ by the left:O.B.C. (Occupy BAGGAGE Claims)….Either that, or (more likely) they need SERIOUS MENTAL HELP! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Cajun

    Well folks, the really, really, sad part,,,,,is that some of these libiots will actually believe this to be true. Let’s just be honest here, as in the case of Sheila Jackson-Lee, and this fool from Kalifornica, does anyone believe these idiots can actually even spell “climate change”? These fools are one vote away from stealing hubcaps anyway.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/YJ5G3N25JBSWDNFKBTXEVLR4NU Walt

    And in other news, college age males seen hoarding (or is that whoreding?) food on the speculation that global warning will make it easier to pick up women.

  • 912er

    These leftists keep confusing social programs with climate change…But i guess they have been trained to believe that the answer to global warming in world wealth redistribution.

  • pajamakat

    Wow, Guam is going to tip over, no helium for balloons and now this. What’s a person to do with all this worry ???

  • SnoMad

    We should probably start cleaning out the gene pool. It’s gonna take awhile and LOTS of $$$. Another target rich environment, “fire at will Gridley”…

  • arttie

    Words of wisdom from the mouth of a transactional political prostitute.

  • Marvin Nelson

    She must have inhaled a brain full of the helium that her buddy Hank Johnson is so upset about. These people are all idiots who were elected by idiots. It’s too bad that the rest of us have to suffer for their stupidity.

  • Legal Immigrant in TX

    Liberal women are becoming a big joke.

    • Guest

      Becoming? Where have you been the last 20 years?

    • Guest

      Becoming? Where have you been the last 20 years?

  • agroulx

    Once again, here is another way to tie republicans to a war on women. “If you don’t believe in global warming, you hate women”. INSANE!

  • tops116

    Man, global warming is like magic–it can do anything, and it doesn’t exist.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jasper-Jackson/100000126656834 Jasper Jackson

    actually, if global warming is accurate – it should cause increased evaporation from that big pond of water called the Atlantic and Pacific. When that warmer air, filled with MORE water, cools, you should get more than current rain. Could cause flooding – but, flooding is what caused good bottom land.

  • Gordon

    And maybe it could drive women to go back to college and finish that degree… who the hell knows?

  • peteee363

    that is one picture i do not want to see, the demacrat caucas standing on the street corner, selling thier wares to the public!

    • deejayaz

      They kinna already do ..

    • TocksNedlog

      Admit it. You want to rent Debbie Wasserman Schultz for an hour!

      • peteee363

        if she was cheap, and did house keeping!

  • Emily B

    When she says “poor reproductive health”, does that mean they won’t be able to get fee abortions?

  • DorothyGrissom

    The Climate Change Derangement Syndome Zombies have finally defined the ultimate bartering chip: “Hot sex for cold chocolate.” Soon to be added to the growing list of Civil Disabilities.

  • Well Done

    Laughable stupidity. I wonder why it is that we are told the effects of man’s emissions are the same regardless whether they cause cooling or warming. And, if emissions cause neither warming nor cooling, we’re told that is “climate change” and is the worst of all!

  • Steve_J

    She should at least aspire to the intellectual heights of Sheila Jackson Lee.

    • MyrmidoNOT

      Not asking for much, are we? (Talk about low aspirations…)

  • oldgreyhairedlady

    If these people are sane……I’m glad I’m nuts!!!!

  • Guest

    I better go buy some hot pants and fake tits.

  • http://twitter.com/Juliethejarhead Julie the Jarhead

    I have my corner all picked out!

    • MyrmidoNOT

      (Giggling uncontrollably..) Semper Fi!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jfiege1 John Fiege

    Let’s see if I make Surf n’ Turf and me and my honey get it on, is that transactional sex? I hope so!!!!

  • Isabella Miller-Eberlin

    Good,hopefully they do turn to prostitution and get all kinds of nasty STD’s. They aren’t very bright,so you know what Darwin says……

  • TocksNedlog

    “Hey Joe, five carbon credit, sucky sucky!”

  • TocksNedlog

    What WOULD she do for a Klondike Bar?

  • TheOriginalDonald

    If Global Warming will cause more prostitution explain why Deep Throat came out in 1972

  • Slapweasel

    Other things “Climate Change” causes:

    -Rickets
    -Mouse Farts
    -Stale Bread
    -Racism
    -Loss of Break on Curveballs
    -Below Average Stucco
    -Arboreal Suicide
    -Sad Kittens
    -Erectile Dysfunction
    -Grammatical Errors
    -Poorly Crafted Wallabies
    -Yucky Steak
    -General Sanguine; (lost more battles than any other in American history)
    -Vermont
    -Slavery
    -Kim Jong Un
    -Murray Head’s unfortunate recording of “One Night in Bangkok”
    -The Detroit Lions
    -Surfing Polar Bears

    …this must stop. Please call 1-800-BITE-ME.

    • usmccp

      roflmao

  • golftilidrop

    And I thought it only led to asteroids on collision course with earth.

  • Melanie Oberg

    It’s cool. Transactional sex then leads to unplanned pregnancy which leads to more funding for planned parenthood. Dems should be celebrating …

  • TocksNedlog

    Well, OBVIOUSLY, the solution to the prospect of more women selling their bodies for food is to have the taxpayer buy their food while getting nothing in return.

    Not even a reach-around from Uncle Sam.

    • MyrmidoNOT

      ‘Cept the taxpayer gets screwed, again. Too. YJPaO!

  • Orlando Cee

    This coming from the same mentality that claimed the two brothers who set off the bombs in Boston “had” to be right wing zealots or Tea Party members?

    Why…does…this…not…surprise…me?

    On the other hand, if Obama doesn’t realize the nation’s economy is more important than his golf game, we ALL might be forced to doing “transactional sex” to pay the rent and buy food!

  • Ron Morisseau

    So she’s saying we’re going to be able to get %^&^%$
    much like our government is doing to all of us

  • Billie Slash

    “Food insecure” women???

    I’m incredulous.

  • John Varner

    Utter nonsense…an embarassment to thinking Americans.

  • greenLibertarian

    Her brain should be under a bell jar in a lab:p

    • barney59

      Not worth the cost of the jar…

  • SheilaK

    Sweet mother mary. WTF? Are they REALLY that stupid or do they just think WE are? Hmmmm

  • robert anthony

    I’m sorry…slipped in there among all the other idiocy…’early marriage’ causes STD’s and HIV? Really? And they call us ‘science deniers’!!
    I’m super-cereal, IQ/civics tests should be required for government office.

  • robert anthony

    Wouldn’t the ‘obesity crisis’ negate or put off ‘food insecurity’? And if there really is an ‘obesity crisis’, there are gonna be a lot of people out there trying to make ‘sextransactions’ without a sellable commodity.

  • Gallatin

    The resolution,
    from Rep. Barbara Lee (D-Calif.) and a dozen other Democrats, says the
    results of climate change include drought and reduced agricultural
    output. It says these changes can be particularly harmful for women.

    “[F]ood insecure women with limited
    socioeconomic resources may be vulnerable to situations such as sex
    work, transactional sex, and early marriage that put them at risk for
    HIV, STIs, unplanned pregnancy, and poor reproductive health,” it says.

    Grandma did you have to resort to prostitution during the Great Depression dust bowl and the reduced agricultural output?

  • bo1921

    I think the end is near. Maybe the Mayans were off just a little.

  • ToyZebra

    Prostitution has been around since ancient times. What was the excuse back then? Mount Vesuvius erupting? Atlantis sinking? Pixies in the forest and trolls under the bridge?

  • $27789750

    Is that the replacement phrase for ‘oldest profession’? Probably more PC.

  • J.N. Ashby

    Sounds like they’re trying to go for the pathos argument to get them to go with it, “Think of the women!”

  • J.N. Ashby

    Sounds like they’re trying to go for the pathos argument to get them to go with it, “Think of the women!”

  • lainer51

    Just when you think you have heard it all – is there something in the water? The Democraps continue to get dumber & dumber & dumber! Who votes for these morons?

  • lainer51

    Just when you think you have heard it all – is there something in the water? The Democraps continue to get dumber & dumber & dumber! Who votes for these morons?

  • R.C.

    And if you over populate islands they tip over. Nothing but the best and brightest leading this nation…..to ruin.

    • pinkelephant22

      We can also put a flag on the moon and years later take a picture of it on Mars …..and only Texas shares a border with Mexico, not Arizona

    • pinkelephant22

      We can also put a flag on the moon and years later take a picture of it on Mars …..and only Texas shares a border with Mexico, not Arizona

  • R.C.

    And if you over populate islands they tip over. Nothing but the best and brightest leading this nation…..to ruin.

  • http://www.facebook.com/100000506160373 James McEnanly

    It sounds like the Wall street Journal’s standard joke, “World Ends, women and minorities most effected’

  • http://www.facebook.com/100000506160373 James McEnanly

    It sounds like the Wall street Journal’s standard joke, “World Ends, women and minorities most effected’

  • http://www.facebook.com/kathy.f.skaggs Kathy Fugitt Price Skaggs

    Sorry but climate change (fake global warming) is not going to drive anyone to prostitution (do they think transactional sex sounds better than prostitution) It amazes me just how sanctimonious democrats are. They are acting like prostitutes are worse than the ones out there just giving it to every Tom, Dick or Harry. The ones who have sex without marriage are just as wrong in Gods eyes as the ones who have sex with just anyone and then charge for it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kathy.f.skaggs Kathy Fugitt Price Skaggs

    Sorry but climate change (fake global warming) is not going to drive anyone to prostitution (do they think transactional sex sounds better than prostitution) It amazes me just how sanctimonious democrats are. They are acting like prostitutes are worse than the ones out there just giving it to every Tom, Dick or Harry. The ones who have sex without marriage are just as wrong in Gods eyes as the ones who have sex with just anyone and then charge for it.

  • Dennis E. Amnott

    America….this is the group of “meatheads” you just elected to run this country. Oh I hope you are just so proud of yourselves……so the heat of summer is going to drive women into being hookers and sex slaves…….really?

  • Dennis E. Amnott

    America….this is the group of “meatheads” you just elected to run this country. Oh I hope you are just so proud of yourselves……so the heat of summer is going to drive women into being hookers and sex slaves…….really?

  • Michelle

    The sky is falling and vaginas are going on sale!

    • justlisa

      That’s the best comment I’ve read in a long time… :)

  • Jim Youngblood

    early marriage can put them at risk for HIV, STIs, unplanned pregnancy, and poor reproductive health? Who knew.

  • http://www.facebook.com/spencer.brush.1 Spencer Brush

    Well that settles it. My drug problem is not my fault, it’s because of the sequester.

  • AWomaninTX

    Hey…. you do whatchya’ gotta do to feed your kids!
    lol

  • APW

    I don’t know what’s funnier, the euphemism “transactional sex” or the fact that a California Democrat dreamed this one up.

  • fattech

    Well, I say bring on the sunshine!! Hahahahaa!

  • Paul

    it’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes…..

  • Arnold Prairiemain

    I swear to you, on all that remains sacred, I do not remember people being this stupid when I was a kid. Where have all the adults gone? This is just pathetic and embarrassing. However, the (D-Calif.) went a long way toward explaining this foolishness. Wonder if the “helium balloon” guy will lampoon her or join her?

  • SophieRo3

    No worries. Women will only be driven into ‘transactional sex’ by climate change after Guam capsizes…and that’s not going to happen anytime soon since we’ve resolved the dire helium shortage and balloons will be used to offset any imbalance produced by Marines.

    Plenty of time, folks! Plenty of time!

  • DondaLonda

    I thought being a prostitute or being promiscuous was one of our fundamental rights as women. Now it’s suddenly a bad thing again? (sarcasm)

  • NRPax

    For those who have never seen this list, it’s a collection of things caused by global warming. Enjoy!

    http://www.churchofglobalwarming.com/2008/04/over-500-things-caused-by-global-warming/

  • n4cerinc

    Too bad the GOP is incapable of driving the Dems into the dirt with this nonsense.

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Just remember this story the next time you see a news story about congressional democrats going on a “fact finding” tour. (taxpayer funded vacation)

  • http://www.facebook.com/kelly.noah.355 Kelly Noah

    At least i’ll know what to use on the judge.. We better have the 12 step programs ready..

  • Oschlama

    global warming is going to reverse the spin of the Earth and we’ll have to reset our clocks

  • Hiraghm

    Barbara Lee has no business being in our government. She is a traitor who should have been tried and hung decades ago!

  • Jim Denney

    There’s “transactional” sex? ALERT senator Menendez and warm up his donors plane. Duh plane, duh plane, we goin’ to Fantasy Island again!

  • toreilly

    could we please keep the microphones away from the CBC?

  • jb

    she must be related to Sheila Jackson-Lee who said we put a flag on Mars. Wait! That’s it: Global warming will cause women to become prostitutes on Mars. that’s the connection.

  • http://twitter.com/HotRodFan899 Gary Freeman

    That is the dumbest thing ever. I think Obamacare and the rest of Obama’s policies will be what drives women to prostitution. Because the route our economy is going, women will have to shake it on the street to buy food for their kids. The Dems know this, and they’re getting an early start to divert blame away from them.

  • Kevin Beasley

    Thats just her excuse for whoring herself all over capital hill

  • rant stocks

    Loonytoons on the left …..can someone explain what the hell this moron is talking about. This is why America is heading down the toilet,people like that making laws for the rest of America to follow there lead. GIVE ME A BREAK !

  • cscape

    that is to say…. those women fortunate enough to survive Democrat Gender Selective Abortion