Plug in those toasters and gird your loins, folks. He’s baaaaaaaaaack … and verified!

Naturally, Twitterers are already ribbing him for their pleasure:

There’s a vas deferens between direct messages and public tweets. Hopefully, for his sake — and for the sake of our mind’s eye — he’ll keep that in mind this time around.

  • Right Wired

    LOL There’s a ‘vas deferens’ between direct messages…..

    Weiner springs eternal.

    • SpinMeNot

      brilliant, absolutely brilliant …


      • Right Wired

        Thank you :)

  • SameJerkDifferentName

    I’m not a gambler, but I think a safe bet would be that he Blows It by Christmas.

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    The Tweetmaster should have kept his head down and waited for the next big social media thing.

    Bet it’s fun to visit the in-laws, huh, Tony?

  • Doctor Drive Thru

    Weiner’s return to Twitter brings a whole new meaning to suspicious package.

  • Spatial Awareness

    Why can’t Asshats like ==> @anthonyweiner just fade off into obscurity where they belong? Why?! Cruel World, WHY???!!! >:^(

    • grais

      because his ego is as large an as bent as his


    • CatHerder

      Because God is peeved with us. Not bad enough for a rain of fire, maybe, but definitely enough for a reign of asshattery.

  • ceemack

    He’s new to Twitter. It may take him a while to get a grip on the whole thing.

    • Smiley

      Direct messages in particular may make things harder.

  • tops116

    Number of days without Weiner tweeting his junk: 0.

    I have a feeling we’re going to be seeing that number a lot.

  • Danny Wheeler

    Oh, man! They’re NEVER gonna let Tony live that incident down!

  • Guest

    Weiner is a prick.

  • Bemani Dog

    His favorite song right now has to be “Thrift Shop”. “Walked up to the club, I’m like, ‘What up, I’ve got big *bukawk*!”

  • Bemani Dog

    His favorite song right now has to be “Thrift Shop”. “Walked up to the club, I’m like, ‘What up, I’ve got big *bukawk*!”

  • Guest

    The Weiner

    • Brian H (wackobird)

      WAAAH! My eyes….need…….bleach……..just, ewwww.

  • Guest

    The Weiner

  • Utahlady

    Full frontal of Weiner, top or bottom, anybody else having trouble identifying which is which?

  • BoscoBolt


  • arttie

    Play nice or he will take his bat and balls and go home!

  • stillinthe60s

    Anybody up for a Wiener roast?

    • trixiewoobeans

      Neener, neener, neener, we’re gonna roast a weiner!

  • Red Pill

    You Never Sausage A Place!
    (You’re always a Weiner at Pedro’s!)

    And yes, the billboard spells it with an “ei”, not an “ie”!

    I know the billboard is probably older than Weiner, but it’s still funny!

    Hey, what’s he doing with his hands?!!

  • Frank Drebin

    Earth Day Idea #K9 – Tony takes his dog to the park

  • Wrathful_Brunette

    Let’s make some campaign slogans for his prospective mayoral run.

    I’ll go first!


  • Wrathful_Brunette


  • trixiewoobeans

    He’d better keep that weiner under wraps this time.

  • Axelgreaser

    Ghhhhaaaaaaa! Wiener pops up again and makes a few exploratory twinges out from behind the fiberoptics! Peek-a-boo! ‘What are you wearing!?’ Truly amazing. And I’ll bet he never made one single sex offender list and really, you or I would have if we had done what Wiener did. AND, we’d be banned from Twitter for life. Most people just ‘sign in’ to Tweet. Wiener has to be sure his chest is shaved and the lotion is handy. Unreal. And the worst part? Well, we’ve seen Wiener’s ‘worst part’, but the other loathsome reality: This man will actually have the gall to campaign for the Mayor of NYC. His recent interview by The New York Democrat Times was his ‘soft entrance’ back into politics. And he needs Twitter to cozy up to the wealth of lib Tweeter’s, many of whom post FAR more explicit images than even Wiener. So, he’ll run. And why not? He’ll ‘buy it’ like Bloomberg before him and ‘caring liberal’ NY is used to perv’s: ‘Client #9’

    The liberal Democrats will not only allow this scumbag to run, they’ll support him and his wife Huma Abedine. They have a plan in motion thanks to Obama’s slash and burn on America and they don’t care what sort of low life they use as place holders. And they know NYC obviously has a few burned out bulbs in their marquee’s.

  • DeafRanger

    Shouldn’t the headline be Weiner stands erect?

  • Al_the_Fish

    I think we can all guess what picture Weiner used to get his account verified…..

  • Mike Rogers

    Come again :)
    Second coming of Anthony’s Weiner.
    Stand up comic.
    At least if he makes a ballsy move, we’ll all see it!
    Maybe he should take the red pill instead of the blue pill?
    Obviously he’s just a tool of the Democrat establishment.

  • Mike Rogers

    Boning up on policy for the debates?