No, the suspect isn’t. But this guy is:

https://twitter.com/jane__bradley/status/325183952497283072

At least we think it’s a pink dildo. If it isn’t, it certainly bears a striking resemblance.

https://twitter.com/avanepern23/status/325254809756246017

Yeah, that’s not unlikely.

The kind of guy who would do this would have to be a real … well, you know.

Still:

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