Sorry, John King. Wherever you go, whatever you do, CNN’s cringetastic Boston bombing coverage will be right there haunting you.

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Heh: After Dr. Drew as Kevorkian kerfuffle, Richard Marx tweets that he’s turning to dog photos

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Phil Collins wants him to stay, the Statler Brothers want him to get a new contract and Cyndi Lauper wants King to get a big raise. And she’s HOT!

    • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

      O.O ==> GD! Put that bottle of Jack down. ~_^

  • Can of Soup

    Who the hell is Richard Marx?

    • Michelle

      He had a few #1 hits back in the 80’s. I ain’t gonna lie – love his music and was a crushing teen at his debut concert tour.

    • Mead

      A person who can sing without using auto-tune as a crutch. A dwindling breed.

      • TheOriginalDonald

        Should’ve know better the youth wouldn’t know what good singing is if it hit them over the head with a sledgehammer

    • aegean1

      You uncultured swine!
      /jk
      /maybe

      Great singer, and can actually sing live. Check him out on Amazon

      • BuzzyMalarky

        I agree, good singer especially live. Decent guitar player. Allowed himself to become part of the teeny bopper idol scene, which is probably the reason some people remember him as a lightweight.

    • oneteedoffpatriot

      Marx was much more involved with songwriting. One of the most famous was Huey Lewis’ “Jacob’s Ladder”.

  • BlahBlah

    I have a better idea. Howzabout CNN fired?

  • Can of Soup

    UPDATE: The cast of Family Ties wants King to stay. Marc Price who played neighbor Irwin “Skippy” Handelman was busy shooting a porno flick and was unavailable for comment on the King matter.

  • bo1921

    Well, if they did fire him, would anybody know?

  • ICOYAR

    Funny, how somebody named Marx wants to get damage a leftist station

  • CallahanAuto

    Good for Richard Marx. He’s not gonna stop until he’s satisfied.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    in reference to cnn, i’m more reminded of the lyrics “don’t mean nothin’, the words that they say….”

    • TheOriginalDonald

      It don’t mean nothing, no victim no crime………..

  • Cruz2016!!!

    I wondered what ever happened to Richard Marx

    • neoface

      Hey, if I made as much money as he did, you wouldn’t hear from me again either. I’m certain he is enjoying life.

    • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

      he stills performs and his Twitter account is hilarious.

  • Cruz2016!!!

    Oh Gawd…Richard Marx is also a gun grabber

  • Dan Cooper

    So I guess they… Should have known better? *rimshot* Thank you, thank you, I’m here all week!

  • TocksNedlog

    A list of John King’s ‘sources close to the investigation’:
    — The guy who told Harry Reid that Romney didn’t pay his taxes
    — Deep Throat
    — Mr. Wegee Bored
    — the Internets
    — Last name, Birdie; first name, Little

    [One of those might actually be ‘a source close to the masturbation’ (I think it’s number 4).]

  • JackC

    “It don’t mean nothin, the words that they say..” -Richard Marx :)

  • freeinaz

    This is CNN………breaking news; Soledad O’brien and John King have begun talks about starting a new 24 hours news network: King douche network

  • J.N. Ashby

    Much as I hate to utter these words: I agree with Marx here.