Actually, yes. And that someone is none other than Piers “Musket” Morgan.

When it comes to the gun debate, Morgan should know better than to square off against Dana Loesch.

Will he ever learn? For entertainment’s sake, we sincerely hope not!

(Click here for more on that statistic.)

But, well, facts are hard. Fortunately, when it comes to ol’ Musket, mockery is easy:

https://twitter.com/jrsalzman/status/322073181630386177

Heh.

You know, as thick as Morgan is, he’s still handy to have around to illustrate important points:

  • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

    No doubt these are statistics “borrowed” from the National Bureau of Statistics, via cell phone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/elbrowno Rudy Ponce

    Someone’s still sore about the war of 1812…

    • Clayton Grant

      And George Washington didn’t use his right to free speech to defeat the British during the Revolution. He shot them.

      • TJCrane_NCC1701

        Beautiful, Classic, and REAL !

        The Revolution had about the same numbers of Patriots, fence sitters, and those loyal to the KING as we have today.
        Just sayin……

      • prlgrl

        That was a great episode of Penn and Teller Bullshit

      • JustLikeAnimals

        If Piers keeps it up we may well re-enact that oh-so-liberating experience.

    • Clayton Grant

      And George Washington didn’t use his right to free speech to defeat the British during the Revolution. He shot them.

    • Jim

      I’m telling you, the Brits sent Piers Morgan and Russell Brand over here to wear us down. It’s all part of their evil plan to get their colonies back.

    • trixiewoobeans

      Someone thinks he’s King George!

      • JustLikeAnimals

        King George, meet King Hussein……

  • Maxx

    With that kind of optimistic elasticity with numbers, one can only imagine Musket’s bedroom banter, “no, I’m serious honey. No need for doubt, I measured it myself.”

    • Peyton

      It was eleventy seven inches.

      • brewerandpatriot

        C’mon now, Musket still bitterly clings to the Queen’s metric system.

        • angeleyez

          Piers Morgan gets his stats from the WH.

          • CherDash

            @angeleyez: And we know how much we can trust any info that comes from Obama! /sarc

          • CherDash

            @angeleyez: And we know how much we can trust any info that comes from Obama! /sarc

          • lssmc

            Piers might be counting the thousands that died because our president allowed his AG to sell guns to the Mexican drug cartel. You know? “Fast and Furious”. We still need a prosecution for that fiasco. Someone needs to go down!

          • 96leroy

            Six feet.

        • angeleyez

          Piers Morgan gets his stats from the WH.

        • BlueGood

          Yes and that AZZhole Trudeau shoved metric down Canada’s throat…so…it would be Eleventy Seventeen Point Five Centimeters….not to be confused with the poisonous & cranky Northern Centipede, or even larger & crankier uglier, meaner more miserable South American Hooked Fanged Millipede!…..

        • JustLikeAnimals

          and to her petticoat. Groveling on the floor, waiting for the next scrap of personal freedom that his majesty decides to issue to him.

      • brewerandpatriot

        C’mon now, Musket still bitterly clings to the Queen’s metric system.

    • Peyton

      It was eleventy seven inches.

  • Tony0920

    I never promised to stay on hashtag topic. But be honest, it is true? Piers Morgan is a military assault style wanker. #PiersMorganStatistics

    • 96leroy

      He’s a full-auto wanker.

  • Clayton Grant

    Morgan makes up 90% of his statistics on the spot, 97% of the time.

    • rogueco

      0.05% of the time, he’s right every time.

    • rogueco

      0.05% of the time, he’s right every time.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      48.92% of all people know that! 😉

  • ceemack

    It’s hard to take at face value anything that Morgan says about guns. He could have resolved the debate quickly by citing his source, but he didn’t.

    Kinda makes you wonder…

    • 96leroy

      The voices in his head wouldn’t relinquish the URL.

  • ceemack

    It’s hard to take at face value anything that Morgan says about guns. He could have resolved the debate quickly by citing his source, but he didn’t.

    Kinda makes you wonder…

  • Hiraghm

    I’m interested in where Morgan got his stats for homocides, and why the focus on gay murder?

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Thought that second part was kinda obvious.

  • Hiraghm

    I’m interested in where Morgan got his stats for homocides, and why the focus on gay murder?

  • Scott Carroll

    Cut him some slack people! Piers is a Brit. Americans with guns bring back 230 year old nightmares for him.

    • James Tidwell

      And, he is a Brit that was fired and chased away. Fired from the Daily Mirror for presenting false pictures of British soldiers doing things to Iraqi soldiers. He would not apologize, instead stating it was his moral duty. What to lie, how is that moral. Well, he continues his ways of lying to force his point. He cannot rely on the truth of his position. But then, I guess it fits he is with CNN.

    • Jon H

      Typical gun fanatic, everything comes down to wars with you. Believe it or not, most ‘Brits’ dislike Morgan more than you, why do you think his working on your shores? What Americans with guns reminds the majority of the rest of the world of is a very vocal minority of your population that refuse to accept, even in the face of ever increasing public slaughters, that guns = death. This is not an anti-US rant, I don’t hate your country (how could I, you’ve given us the Simpsons and Bruce Springsteen). I’m just bewildered that any debate about gun control always results in references to a document that was written over 200 years ago when gun technology was in its infancy. As previously stated, Morgan has little credibility in the uk which makes it all the more galling that I happen to agree with him 100%. Obviously my views count for little, it’s your country, you kicked our ‘asses’ years ago, right to bear arms etc blah blah blah

    • JustLikeAnimals

      hehehehe Piers inherited a bad case of colonial PTSD from his dead ancestors.

  • AaronHarrisinAlaska

    You know they’ve done tests? 85% of the time it works every time. ARROOOOOO!

  • Jim

    This is the same BS statistics they use to count the number of cigarette-related deaths in the US. Anytime a cigarette smoker dies of anything health-related (heart attack, stroke, etc.), it gets counted as a “smoking-related death”, whether cigarettes actually caused it or not. They also count marijuana-related deaths in there too, because why not.

  • Kevin

    How exactly does one “apologise” anyway, is that British for apologize? Kind of like colour and labour?

    • JustLikeAnimals

      It’s Pier’s drug of choice. Just two tablets of apologesic and call me in the morning.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      Why would anyone apologize for calling a lier a lier? your only supposed to apologize if you say something untrue about someone else, you never apologize for telling the truth. lying to people is the greatest disrespect you can show them.

  • maybetoday777

    Piers Morgan is preaching apartheid again. Nothing new from the news mafia.

  • JpRAustin

    Piers who?

  • TJCrane_NCC1701

    If we confiscated all of the guns, we could melt them down and make six high-speed rail lines to Mars.

    Homeland Security bought eleventy billion hollow points to power the trains (somehow).

    Best of all…..It’s FREE…..

    …like ObamaCare…

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Piers Morgan graduated summa cum laude from the Joe Biden School of Academic and Intellectual Honesty.

  • Bob McLeod

    98,000,000 TVs taken from homes every year. 97,990,000 taken by departing colldge students, moving companies and landfills.

  • Garth Haycock

    “I never said homocide, please stop lying Dana. I said 100,000 get shot a year, 30,000 get killed. These are facts.”

    Homocide? Does Morgan think we’re talking about killing gays and lesbians?