Listen up, ladies. Chris Brown is out with a new single, “Fine China,” about him knowing how to make his woman feel special:

Forget all that stuff about him smacking women around. Like Chris croons, “It’s all right, I’m not dangerous.”


The gals of Team Breezy are evidently OK with physical abuse as long as it’s accompanied by a catchy soundtrack, and they’re falling all over themselves to sing Brown’s praises:

Oh yes, so sexy. You should see the way his biceps ripple when he throws a right hook at a girl who gets out of line!


She’s lucky she wasn’t.



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  • Howzah123

    Michael Jackson did this 30 years ago

  • Spatial Awareness

    “I’m not dangerous” FYI to ==> @chrisbrown -If you have to say it out loud, you’ve already lost.

  • Steve_J

    Just like Orenthal Simpson it’s only a matter of time until he wacks her around again.

    • Miss Clairee

      …….or slices and dices her!

  • Steve_J

    Chris Brown gave Rhianna 40 whacks
    Second time around
    He’ll give her 41.

  • Jd1367

    So who do we fear more, Chris Brown or Duncan Sheik?

  • VerminMcCann

    How cute. He thinks people think he’s dangerous. Hitting girls does not make you dangerous.

    • Adela Wagner

      It’s a “garden variety” kind of dangerous… you know, Not “dangerous” dangerous…

      • VerminMcCann

        I’m going to tweet both Sheriff Joe and Chris Brown and tell them that, if you don’t mind me stealing your material.

  • rogueco

    More Breezy lyrics : ” You know I love you when I use an open hand. Closed fists are for closed hearts.”

  • Orlando Cee

    Why doesn’t Chris Brown start a fight with a woman like Rhonda Rousey? That way we can all see how tough he is when he starts something with someone who can fight back.

  • trixiewoobeans

    Think “Team Sleazy” is more apropos, and “Fine China” is what he’ll bust a woman up like. I’m ashamed of my own sex when I see the gushing tweets. No wonder he despises women…the ones who are attracted to him have zero self-respect.

  • Christian Orpinell

    Something like this…