This morning, CNN hack Sara Sidner faced the “humiliating” task of reporting on President Obama’s limo, aka “The Beast,” breaking down in Israel. Conservative tweeters, on the other hand, thought the whole thing was pretty funny. And now, they’re taking it upon themselves to come up with a more suitable name for the presidential vehicle:

Snort. More, please!

  • Joseph A White

    “Barky’s No Go Limo”………

  • HarlemGhost

    broke debt mountain

    • conservativechick

      I want to know what idiot who works for Obama put Diesel fuel in a car the takes high test gas? We tax payers paid to ship TWO limos? Broke debt is right!

      • disqus_BktOMwqkBg

        I can’t see how this could happen. Given his record of excellence in hiring (Biden, Holder, Big Sis, Carney, etc) I figured the fuel would have been put in the glove compartment.

      • TexSizzle

        Actually, he put gasoline in a diesel car.

  • Brian H (wackobird)

    F. Ound
    O. N
    Remember, this is on an F-250 chassis

    • tredglx

      It’s a Cadillac…

      • TJCrane_NCC1701

        On a Chevy Kodiak chasis probably with a Duramax diesel

    • E Quilibrate

      Follow to the 2nd letters, O,NOE.

  • Rook Mello

    The Marxist Mobile!

    • Miss Clairee

      Gone In 6,000,000 Seconds

      • Rulz

        How about 16 trillion?

      • Rulz

        How about 16 trillion?

  • $45065723

    I don’t think this is a funny matter, because after all, he is the President of the United States and is on foreign soil. The Secret Service (or whoever puts gas in the car) should be ashamed of themselves.

    • tredglx

      That would be us. And yes, we should be.

    • shimauma

      lighten up francis

    • Infinite_Indeterminism

      Those aspects can be looked into by the relevant authorities, while us civilians can provide (the/further) entertainment…

    • PessimisticPussyKat

      Must have been an 92F that lost their TA…

    • $7610427

      Geez Louise…chill…

    • trixiewoobeans

      Must’ve been a low information pumper.

    • JR48

      That one is sort of obvious but if you have to have your armored vehicle break down, Israel would be one of the ‘good’ places to do it. I’m sure that whatever help he would need to either get it running again or replace it for the duration of the trip, would be offered, expedited and more than adequate.

      Israelis understand playing defense more than most on the planet. He’s probably safer there with the Mossad than he would be in Chicago.

      • Judy B

        Much safer!

    • E Quilibrate

      Get a life , Maggie.

  • Danny Wheeler


  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.


  • tredglx

    Rudolf (Diesel)’s Revenge.

  • M00


  • Dwayne Jackson

    Chitty Chitty Bang Bang cough cough

    • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

      Chitty Chitty Bang Bang .. turn your head and cough cough ?

  • shimauma

    full of crap-mobile…yeah I know it’s not poetic, but it IS original

  • Bill Board

    ‘My Camel Crate’

  • RblDiver

    The Car With No Name Because…SEQUESTER!

  • Rob

    Of course it broke down. That type of engine was designed to self-ignite. You can’t put in fuel that requires an independent source of power to ignite.
    Oh wait, are we talking about Limos or Engines?

  • The First Lady ; D

    #ObamaLimoNames Doom Buggy

  • $7610427

    Empty chair…iot

  • stillinthe60s

    OBAMACAR…have to gas it before you know what’s in it! Symbolism perfection!

  • The First Lady ; D

    Shmooze Mobile #ObamaLimoNames

  • The First Lady ; D

    Brackets over Budgets Barry #ObamaLimoNames

  • pairadimes

    Pussy Wagon II

  • The First Lady ; D

    Boehner Bully #ObamaLimoNames

  • nc

    Chariot of MisFire

  • Jack Deth

    #ObamaLimoNames; Rolling Blunder

  • trixiewoobeans

    Chariot of Liberals. The GimmeMore Wagon. Dependable As a Liberal. DemoBilt.

  • trixiewoobeans


  • Daniel Medicis

    Let’s just call the Limo: THE ECONOMY. It’s broken down after being fueled by SOCIALISM.

    • E Quilibrate

      And Daniel spikes a winner.

      • Donna W

        2nd. That’s awesome

  • bidentime

    The Party Wagon.

  • PessimisticPussyKat

    #ObamaLimoNames Limo “Formerly known as White Devil”

  • Rich

    He is not in a solar panel electric car?

  • Rulz

    Once again, hijack = fail by the left.

    GOP 2014

  • Rulz

    Once again, hijack = fail by the left.

    GOP 2014

  • Billie Slash

    They “said” it was diesel. A humiliated Chuck Todd peed in the gas tank.

  • Billie Slash

    They “said” it was diesel. A humiliated Chuck Todd peed in the gas tank.

  • Slam1263

    “The Broke”
    Oh wait, that’s us taxpayers.

  • Slam1263

    “The Broke”
    Oh wait, that’s us taxpayers.

  • bo1921

    The enormously bloated bureaucracy-bus.

  • bo1921

    The enormously bloated bureaucracy-bus.

  • almarquardt

    Low Information Wagon

  • JoZy

    Go Green Obama, get an electric limo! He takes his own presidential limo instead of using Israel’s security. He is always making an ass of himself. HeeHaw, HeeHaw, HeeHaw!

  • Chris Mears

    Economy Class limosine

  • Martha Washington

    #ObamaLimoNames Not the VOLT

  • Guest

    Duel Fuel Fool

  • kansascan

    Can’t think of one lame tweet for this hashtag…y’all got me.

  • ToyZebra

    The Paperweight
    The Death Star
    Rims From My Father

  • Frank Drebin

    Hoop de Ville

  • arttie

    Scud bucket, poor guidance system on board.

  • Junie3


  • Mapache

    Obama has done to his Limo what he did to the economy…

  • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)


  • Albert N. Milliron

    Since it broke down, “The deceased”

    • FastEddieTX

      The Dim Lim

  • BeeKaaay

    You didn’t drive that. #ObamaLimoNames

  • BeeKaaay

    The MarxistMobile #ObamaLimoNames

  • BeeKaaay

    Shut up and Push sez Rihanna #ObamaLimoNames

  • Roto

    #ObamaLimoNames? …easy, “The Pimpmobile” …taxpayers are Obama’s whores

  • Orlando Cee

    State of the Nation