Ever wondered what it’s like being Joe Biden? Well, we’re about to find out. The White House is launching a new audio series called “Being Biden.” It’s not quite a reality TV show, but hey — it’s the next best thing:

Just one question: what the heck took them so long?

Gold. GOLD. These won’t be your garden-variety anecdotes, that’s for damn sure.

Brilliant.

Make it happen, people!

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness
  • CitizenEgg

    Does it include the line “Momma always said…”? How could it not?

  • Scott Carroll

    Come on, this is a joke right? The site was hacked? To propose this their self-awareness tank has to be on ‘E’. This is the absolute lowest of low-hanging fruit.

    • LightSabre

      If this is for real, God help this country.

    • Jim Denney

      Joe Biden – still stuck on STOOPID. But they don’t care in the WH, they know they’ll always have their “BASE.” 47% who will refuse to believe anything critical of The One They Were Waiting For.

    • Jim Denney

      Joe Biden – still stuck on STOOPID. But they don’t care in the WH, they know they’ll always have their “BASE.” 47% who will refuse to believe anything critical of The One They Were Waiting For.

    • R0nin

      ‘E’ apparently standing for ‘Ego’.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    “Tell me about the rabbits, Barry!”
    O, just saw it was already done up there.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/YJ5G3N25JBSWDNFKBTXEVLR4NU Walt

    “What does a garden variety nuke look like?”

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    Yeah, and we are the stoopid ones…….I weep for the future.

  • marcellucci

    Biden: “I giggle when I hear the word ‘cons-tit-uents’….tee..hee…hee”

  • marcellucci

    Biden: “I giggle when I hear the word ‘cons-tit-uents’….tee..hee…hee”

  • Paladin

    Oh, come on! Sean Penn already made this into a movie. I Am Sam??? HELLLOOOOOO!!!

  • Paladin

    Oh, come on! Sean Penn already made this into a movie. I Am Sam??? HELLLOOOOOO!!!

  • Jim Denney

    I remember the time I smeared the truck driver that killed my first wife after she ran a stop sign and pulled out in front of him. It was back in the early days of MADD, so I started claiming the guy was drunk, even though that was a total lie. I waited until the guy was dead, so I didn’t have to worry about him suing me.

    But boy did his daughter get mad! She demanded an apology and everything, but my boyz in the press were able to bury that story … worked out pretty good. ~ Joe Biden, “nice guy & devout Catholic”

  • Jim Denney

    I remember the time I smeared the truck driver that killed my first wife after she ran a stop sign and pulled out in front of him. It was back in the early days of MADD, so I started claiming the guy was drunk, even though that was a total lie. I waited until the guy was dead, so I didn’t have to worry about him suing me.

    But boy did his daughter get mad! She demanded an apology and everything, but my boyz in the press were able to bury that story … worked out pretty good. ~ Joe Biden, “nice guy & devout Catholic”

  • bidentime

    #BeingBiden so you don’t have to.

  • bidentime

    #BeingBiden so you don’t have to.

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    Hi everyone, this is Joe Biden, um… Vice President Biden. Both of us are here. Oh, that was a mirror. No, it’s just me.

  • arttie

    Put lips together, blow out while strumming lips with one or two fingers. Drool down chin. Yea, I can imitate goofy old uncle Joe.

  • NC-Conservative

    This smells of a ploy to air Bidens dirty laundry in order to try and dumb down and make the public numb to all these stupid comments so he can run in 2016 but I admit it seems early in the game. It could be to try and increase poll numbers?

  • libtarded

    I’ve always said… if you want to look thin, the quickest and easiest thing to do is hang out with fat friends.
    And if you’re a “Community Organizing” hack who votes present on society’s tough issues, the way to look Presidential is to have a Joe Biden by your side.
    It also discourages enemies from assassinating you, and your political enemies from impeaching you… for fear of your successor.

  • Donna W

    Nothing happened. Although I stared at the can of OJ for days – because it said concentrate. #BeingBiden