This afternoon, D.C. police reported a 25-foot-deep sinkhole in the Adams Morgan neighborhood:

A gaping maw in Washington? This is just too easy:

Alas. As it turns out, initial reports were a bit … exaggerated:

So, this was more of a sinkquester, then:

Darn it.

  • $45065723

    As someone who at one point of my life (college) spent a few (many) drunk nights in Adams Morgan, thank God this didn’t happen at night.

    Also, thank God it didn’t take out a Jumbo Slice spot.

  • arttie

    I mis-read the lead, I saw stinkhole.

    Then again maybe not.

    • FreedomRecon


  • Spatial Awareness

    The IRONY.

  • SJ’s Dad

    “O” not there at the time? . . . what were the chances of THAT?!?!?!?!?!

  • Brent Guthrie

    It’s either Bush’s fault or the result of man-made global warming. Take your pick.

  • webnetcity

    God does have a great sense of humor!

  • NRPax

    Wrong location, not deep enough. Better luck next time.

  • Derek K. Wilson

    Is Hell final opening up for them?

    • $35072932

      It doesn’t want them.

  • $35072932

    Wow, another case of Obama’s Sequestration hurting the nation!

  • Frank Drebin

    That would explain the giant sucking sound coming from DC.

  • nc

    It’s not an actual “hole” – this is DC so it’s really a smaller version of the expected incline.

  • $6565218

    A sinkhole cannot compete with a money pit.