This afternoon, D.C. police reported a 25-foot-deep sinkhole in the Adams Morgan neighborhood:

A gaping maw in Washington? This is just too easy:

https://twitter.com/MPeper/status/311531511537094656

Alas. As it turns out, initial reports were a bit … exaggerated:

So, this was more of a sinkquester, then:

Darn it.