During his first official foreign policy speech as Secretary of State, John Kerry decided to channel his inner Confucius:

But he should’ve known better than to wade into the intellectual deep end without wearing his floaties:

Better luck next time, John.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Russia hits the Mute button when Kerry talks.

    • http://twitter.com/__abstraction__ An Abstraction

      Let’s just go carpet bomb them instead, right? OORAH!!

      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        Only if you live there.

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          AA gets paid for every response to his trolling. Don’t feed the monkey.

          • Lady 12

            Yeah, I visited his Twitter page. He’s got one follower and ten tweets, and all his tweets are the spewage of bottom-feeding scum.

      • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

        no. kerry supported that too, cuntface!

  • Steve_J

    Pause buttons, reset buttons, what is it with Democrats and defective buttons?

    • http://twitter.com/__abstraction__ An Abstraction

      What is it with Conservatives and defective perceptions of reality?

      • kilthan

        What is it with ad hominem attacks? Can you address the question at hand?

  • Conrad2010

    If there were to be such a thing as a pause button. It would never work because the future doesn’t exist yet.


  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    WhenTe-re-za hears that, she’s going to suspend Senator John F. Ketchup’s allowance for a week for drinking on the job.

  • pairadimes

    No pause button on the future, eh? Well, lets just see what happens to the future if we keep to the path we are currently on. It will be more than ‘paused’, it will be deleted.

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

    there’s no “pause button on the future” and there’s no taxes on yachts in Rhode island.

  • Axelgreaser

    ‘There Is No Pause Button On The Future’ would make a great song title for the next Great Rock Opera: “BARACK! YES WE CAN!” Still, with Kerry, ‘phrase maker’, no empty platitude can compete with his extraordinary ‘Realty Life’:

    “…Senator John Kerry (D-MA), the richest member of the United States Senate and one of the most senior members of the debt super committee, is seen as an advocate for raising taxes on the rich, echoing the Obama administration. But with a net worth over $230 million, Kerry and his wife — whose $1B net worth dwarfs her husband’s — over the years have avoided millions of dollars in taxes through a complex web of inherited trust funds. Last year alone they earned about $4.8 million for which they paid no taxes.”–Unqote/Excerpted from PJ Media/Article: John Kerry, No Blind Trusts, No Tax Avoidance, and Conflicts of Interests; By Line-Howard Nemerov/9.12.11

    Is it any wonder we’re in dire straits as a nation? Why do we re-elect these people of wealth and ‘double standard’ who are sucking us dry, marginalizing our lives while THEY skip out on sloop fees? Please pass the salsa, I’m off the Heinz for good. And the Pablum and the Kool-Aid

  • Matthew Koch

    I’m surprised that anyone can even understand what Lurch says.

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

    if the future includes badmouthing the USA on foreign soil about a war that he supported or if it means being a stooge for the dead arafat (which kerry was), then i say let’s go back to the past.

  • Maxx

    Relax John, your boss isn’t looking for a pause. He’s commissioned the nation’s brightest minds to find a rewind button so he can go back in time and ask himself to the prom.

  • QBallBrazil

    I hear Oregon State has a, “get stuck listening to conversation between Al Gore and John Kerry” option in it’s assisted suicide program.