Jackson allegedly spent $750,000 in campaign funds on personal expenses, including a $43,000 Rolex watch. Whoops.

It’s always a family affair in the Jackson household, though. Jackson’s wife Sandi has also been charged — with a tax crime.

Good times!

Errors in judgment … ya think?

So, what happens now?




For those who are curious as to Jackson’s other purchases:


Well, those items weren’t gonna purchase themselves!

  • independentjones

    Yeah, but did he drink any water?

    [Inquiring Lib Minds want to know]

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  • RightThinking1

    Another Democratic politician goes to the slammer. It’s a dog-bites-man story. Still…, it has a heart warming aspect.

  • Im_Rick_James

    Betcha a million dollars US fiat he runs again and gets re-elected to public office when he gets out

    • tredglx

      It’s Shitcago. It’s almost expected of him.
      I mean, look at Mel Reynolds…

    • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

      they’ll hold a spot for him.

  • RightThinking1

    Jesse Jr.: “Hey dad, is it Ok if I use this money to buy, like, jewelry and cars?”
    Jesse Sr.:”Sure son…, I used to do it all of the time ‘course, I had PUSH and Rainbow money to fall back on.”

  • http://twitter.com/lazypadawan lazypadawan

    Just a couple of years ago they were on a home renovation show. Maybe the renovators can spiff up their new prison cell.

  • George Washington Mclintock

    He’ll probably spend less time in jail than a 12 year old caught throwing rocks through the window of a abandoned building.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    JJJ “dropped a dime” on his wife Sandi.
    (for those under 50; Dropped a dime= turned state witness against her for lesser charges, turned her in, took a dime dropped in phone and called the police etc)

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Stop, Stop, Stop! You’re now going to have to explain pay phones, rotary dials and possibly electricity to low info voters.

      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        lmao, good point!

    • Matthew Koch

      I may be only 25 but I know what it means, I’ve seen Kojak!

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeBeq0i03bg Booker

    Great news! Where’s that guy that threw Blagojevich in jail? Fitzgerald or something.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    So does this mean JJ Jr will be nominated for Treasury Secretary now?

  • CarpeNoctem

    I wonder if he bought some of that Michael Jackson stuff that ended up being fake.

    • tredglx

      Most of Michael was fake, so it only follows that the MJ stuff would be as well.

  • KansasGirl

    He upset someone in the DemocRat party.

    • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

      Remember his dad threatened to cut off Obama balls, cause he felt Obama dissed him…or something

      • KansasGirl

        Good catch. I had forgotten that particular comment.

  • Guest

    Jesse Junior be going away, for a long time.

  • TocksNedlog

    Word is, they’re both going plea deal.
    IOW . . . Guilty! Guilty!! GUILTY!!!

  • Maxx

    He paid $4,600 for a hat and liberals wonder why we laugh at them.

  • Jack Deth

    Four and a half years plus in stir pondering the idea of being some thug’s “wife”?

    Jesse Jr. will turn old, gray and useless overnight. Can’t work up the give a s*it to feel sorry for him. Wonder how long it will be before Dad taps into Junior’s off shore accounts?

  • offset81

    Once a dem turns on another it could get ugly quick. Time for some popcorn.

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

    can’t we talk about the real crimes here? I want to know when Senator Rubio knew he was thirsty and who he told about? did he make any phone calls? who sold him the water bottle? stop talking about something so insignificant as politicians misusing funds. it detracts from the real issues!

  • Guest

    Sentencing is based, in large measure, upon the amount involved,
    and the degree to which there has been a breach of trust.
    Stealing campaign funds also brings additional deterrent sentencing to the convicted.
    The brotha and his bride are neck deep in guano…another Illinois “success” story.

  • Guest

    He gets only FIVE years…for theft of $3/4 million campaign funds and conspiracy.
    THAT should end any more assertions of black people receiving heavier sentences.