As Twitchy reported, alleged murderer Chris Dorner is reportedly engaged in gunfight with police in Big Bear, California. Good thing CNN’s Wolf Blitzer’s on top of it.

Real journalism, ladies and gentlemen.

But wait — there’s more!

To areola is Blitzerian …

What a boob.

Good. Lord.

Wolf’s cred’s in jeopardy, baby.


  • Lord Foggybottom

    He should probably change his name to Doof Blitzer.

  • ForTheRepublic

    You know, we laugh about this, but there’s a pretty good chance something may be wrong with ol’ Wolfie.

    • Lord Foggybottom

      Nothing that a little electroshock therapy can’t fix…

    • nickshaw

      Hey, stop using lib euphemisms, you’re on Twitchy! “Doofus” is perfectly acceptable! It’s not “something wrong”, it’s his natural state. 😉

      • TugboatPhil

        Exactly. A lack of doofosity on his part would be cause for concern.

  • Steve_J

    Think of a butterfly on display with a needle through it’s torso. Now replace the butterfly with Dorner and there you have a description of “pinned down”.

  • Michelle

    Dolt Ditzer

    • Cool_Arrow

      Bulsch Itzer

  • Spatial Awareness

    Blitzer is a big bowl of #SoMuchFAIL

  • grais

    Wow. I had no idea he was THAT dumb.

    • Steve_J

      Oh, yes.

  • 98ZJUSMC

    It much take many years of education to be that ignorant. Oh. Wolf Blitzer? No, it doesn’t, does it?

  • Fake Obama Follower

    Is he an alleged murderer or an admitted murderer?

    • Cool_Arrow


  • Fake Obama Follower

    Is he an alleged murderer or an admitted murderer?

  • nickshaw

    Wolf has fallen so far since the invasion of Kuwait!
    Ummm, wait now….

  • detroit19

    Dear CNN, There are several villages missing their idiots. Please send them back ASAP.

  • CynicOwl

    Well, in fairness, he was Spitzer’s coworker for a while. He may have heard a completely different definition for “pinned down”

    That would also explain him referencing “areola pictures”

  • JR48


  • Tony Gonzo

    Didn’t this guy’s career take off dramatically while reporting on Desert Storm?shouldn’t he be familiar with things like this? Sounds like he’s been another cue card reader all this time.