Leave it to a lib to come up with something like this:

North Korea has evidently been conducting nuclear device tests, and the timing couldn’t be better, of course, as President Obama is expected to call for a reduction in nuclear arms tonight in his State of the Union address. Mass. Rep. Ed Markey is totally on-board. In fact, he’s insisting that reducing the U.S. supply of nuclear weapons is a sure-fire way to convince North Korea to follow suit. Because, moral authority:

“North Korea’s brazen nuclear weapons test will only help to highlight President Obama’s leadership to reduce our nuclear weapons stockpile,” said Rep. Markey. “Slashing America’s nuclear weapons arsenal will give our country the continuing moral authority to push back against the rogue nations and superpowers that want to build more nuclear weapons.”

“While North Korea’s people starve, their leaders continue to feed geopolitical instability by conducting these nuclear tests. By reaching broad agreements to reduce global nuclear stockpiles, America and our allies will finally be able to isolate North Korean and force their leaders to come to the negotiating table,” said Rep. Markey.

Markey’s plan for nuclear disarmament is known as the SANE (Smarter Approach to Nuclear Expenditures) Act. The irony, like his common sense, clearly escapes him.

  • http://twitter.com/murgatr0id GTJessop

    Mmmm, I smell a hot steamy Nuclear Assault Weapons Ban brewing in the bowels of the Democratic Caucus…

    • DouginCO

      Not a good smell

  • http://twitter.com/TruPundit BristolGOP Backup

    This guy is the front runner for Kerry’s seat. I’m (again) mortified to be from Massachusetts.

    • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

      Right there with ya

    • mickeyco

      At least you’re not from IL.

    • V the K

      My theory that Massachusetts voters hate the rest of America and so punish us with their congressional delegation is validated once again

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        I don’t think it’s so much that they hate the rest of the country. I think they just want to show California that you don’t have to be a really big state to be intentionally self-destructive.

      • Iacobus

        And I, again, apologize. I do as much as I can but I can’t stop the avalanche of idiots.

        As a token of gratitude, it warms my heart that I will no longer be a denizen of this once-proud-but-now-pathetic state in the near future. They can have their little empire of dirt since they think it’s so awesome.

  • CatHerder

    “I say we pull out and nuke ’em from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.”

    • Rabid

      Or a good old-fashioned Carpet Bombing…with MOABs…

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Yeah, and more government spending will bring in more money to the government. I understand you can’t teach common sense, but…

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    Right about now, I don’t know if Ronald Reagan is spinning in his grave or just plain laughing his ass off.

    I’ll check with Gorbachev.

    I bet he”l know.

  • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

    That policy, puts way too much faith in N. Korea’s ability to make rational decisions. Considering, some of the statements Kim Jong Un has made. He’s been vying for legitimacy since he became Supreme Leader.


    • Ted Holleran

      The policy, that allows you too comment, here puts way too much faith in your. Ability to write English, sentence. You is vying for legibility.

      • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

        I will let my comment history speak for my ability to write a sentence.

        I do have dyslexia, so any help you could give would be appreciated. I often insert commas incorrectly and misspell words, but I am trying. I am open to critiquing if it will help me become a better writer.

        • TomJB

          Apparently, for some, grammatical errors and misspellings disqualify the actual points made by the poster… *sigh*

          • Rabid

            But it’s ok if HE makes grammatical errors…

    • Rabid

      N. Korea making a rational decision…that’s right up there with Obama Transparacy.

  • Guest

    It’s obvious he’s left his bed without his helmet and bumped his head again. Poor dumb b*st*rd

  • Lord Foggybottom

    It will discourage North Korea, alright. It will discourage them from attacking South Korea and go right for the United States.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004785969670 Hal Burton

    And disarming police will eradicate armed robberies, in opposite land.

  • tjcuzns

    Well Bless his heart.

  • Adam Baumb

    Let’s carry this idiot’s logic to its conclusion: disarming will force bad guys to give up their weapons. Like Chicago, North Korea will recognize the moral imperative and abandon any pursuit to threaten or attack those nations that acted on this imperative because it is the right thing to do. Like Chicago, North Korea will comply with grace and aplomb to demands there be no threat of violence or war. (wow…liberal logic is not very logical). The carnival huckster, if he were anything but a lying fraud, should stand on that podium in our nation’s capitol and inform the North Koreans if their aim is to be obliterated in a matter of minutes, continue this foolish attempt to acquire WMD. If a dog barks at you through the fence, but is contained by the fence, it is only a barking dog, obnoxious and annoying. If the fence somehow breaks, and the barking dog enters your yard, you take action. North Korea, your barking dog is perilously close to breaking through the fence. Your days are numbered — millions of your starving and imprisoned citizens will die in a cataclysmic moment of unfathomable violence. Keep barking. We’re taking the safety off our weapons.

    • Ted Holleran

      Thanks for the history lesson! I had completely forgotten about the time we wen to war with Chicago!

      • Adam Baumb

        If that city sends any more politicians like the carnival huckster and dead fish to Washington, I’ll personally send the North Koreans grid co-ordinates for Lake Shore Drive.

      • Adam Baumb

        If that city sends any more politicians like the carnival huckster and dead fish to Washington, I’ll personally send the North Koreans grid co-ordinates for Lake Shore Drive.

    • Ted Holleran

      Thanks for the history lesson! I had completely forgotten about the time we wen to war with Chicago!

  • susan schneider

    Whats with you people on the East Coast. Must be the Cold Weather…Opps wait thats Global Warming….. come on you People can’t be that Stupid

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Yeah give a bully your lunch money and he will never bother you again uh huh.

  • dodfireman

    By no means defending him. But we do have enough nuclear weapons to kill everyone on earth more than once. They are an expensive weapon system to maintain, even slashing half of our stockpile will leave us enough to “defend” ourselves.