Major Garrett is upset about something. Like, really upset. We caught him lobbing F-bombs at someone about “shirty business.” Now, he claims the profanity-laced tweet was the product of a slow pre-State-of-the-Union Monday, but he still hasn’t clarified what he meant by “shirty business.” Thankfully, Twitterers are all over it:

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/301007798442000384

Ain’t that the truth!

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/301011079822192640

Better luck tomorrow, Major.

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Update:

It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Major Garrett’s shirty business is also inspiring future cinematic masterpieces:

https://twitter.com/lloydbin/status/301012193346977792

https://twitter.com/nicoleb977/status/301014043039240193

Thank you, Major, from the bottoms of our shirty hearts.

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Update:

Check out the new single from Misfit Politics’ Brandon Morse. A real treat for the ear-holes:

Heh.