How will President Obama begin what’s sure to be his strongest, most powerful State of the Union address yet? Conservatives have some ideas:

https://twitter.com/JustAnotherMo/status/301036245184815105

https://twitter.com/dondalynn/status/301038053907128320

https://twitter.com/TheDemorat/status/301066975315128321

https://twitter.com/rlwood1/status/301088479113252865

https://twitter.com/JustAnotherMo/status/301036997206765568

Brace yourselves.

  • Maxx

    “I am the great and powerful Oz!………ooops”

    as he shuffles his papers, “wrong speech.”

    • Steve_J

      Don’t look behind the curtain.

    • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

      Close, there will be a straw man involved.

  • http://www.thepoliticalchef.com thepoliticalchef

    Reblogged this on Thepoliticalchef's Blog and commented:
    Don’t know about you , but I can’t wait for MORE campaigning from the emperor…*sigh*

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    “Please remain standing until I exit the stage”

    • dennylee60

      I think you mean please bow.

      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        Darn, wish i said that!

  • Garth Haycock

    “You are all honored to be in my presence.”

  • Fire and Adjust!

    “Everyone please give a warm welcome to the ‘undocumented immigrants’ joining us in the front row who told me they were proud to vote for the first time this last November………”

    • hamhawk

      “…first few times…”

  • dennylee60

    “What difference does it make now?”

  • Lady 12

    “I would like to welcome our three undocumented citizens and everyone but the military.”

  • walterc

    My fellow Americans and Conservatives. I Won again, get over it.

    Thank you a good night.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    “First I’d like to give a shout-out to Chris Dormer”

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      And Julia.

  • diskinetic

    “If you’ll just give me a few minutes, I swear I can explain everything.”

  • rogueco

    “Now that I’ve officially been sworn in, I need to say something I’ve been waiting years to say: Allahu Akbar.”

  • CatHerder

    “Anybody wants to leave in a body bag, raise your right hand. Anybody wants to live, raise both.”

  • HARP2

    Welcome to my PT Barnum campaign.

  • HARP2
  • brewerandpatriot

    “Be you so bold to break my flow, I shall drone thee.”

  • nc

    Whatever it is, it will contain the word, “I.”

  • Steve_J

    I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, um, um, um, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, ah, ah, um, If I had a son he’d look like Chistopher Dorner, um, ah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, …

  • KansasGirl

    I, Barack Hussein Obama, on this momentous occasion, declare martial law.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    I come here tonight not to give the SOTU speech but to happily tell you that I am the new Pope for life.

  • TocksNedlog

    — “Let I be perfectly clear; as me has always said . . .”
    — “Today, I signed an executive order banning the import, export, sale or distribution of all Ted Nugent albums.”
    — “I’m wearing my tap-dancing shoes tonight; and now I’d like to say a few words about Chris Kyle and gun control.”

  • TocksNedlog

    — “Trust someone who knows, you don’t need ten bullets to kill the economy!”
    — “Chris Dorner, call me.”
    — “Stay awake, Joe; you’re on-camera.”
    — “We had to invent sequestration in order to bluff our way out of it.”
    — “Shout-out to the Chief Justice!”

  • Roto

    “Auf Ihren Befehl hin steht der Führer vor Ihrer Regierung!!!…Vor vier Jahren, die wir Nationalsozialisten die Macht übernahm!!!….Eine Gemeinschaft von Gläubigen, die entschlossen sind, nehmen den Kampf, unsere Comunity zu bewahren, nicht weil sie Arbeitnehmer oder Beamte, Mittelklasse-Bürger oder Angestellte und So weiter sind, sondern weil sie alle Nationalsozialisten sind!!!” “SIEG HEIL!!!” “SIEG HEIL!!!”….

  • Roto

    “Auf Ihren Befehl hin steht der Führer vor Ihrer Regierung!!!…Vor vier Jahren, die wir Nationalsozialisten die Macht übernahm!!!….Eine Gemeinschaft von Gläubigen, die entschlossen sind, nehmen den Kampf, unsere Comunity zu bewahren, nicht weil sie Arbeitnehmer oder Beamte, Mittelklasse-Bürger oder Angestellte und So weiter sind, sondern weil sie alle Nationalsozialisten sind!!!” “SIEG HEIL!!!” “SIEG HEIL!!!”….