Well, that happened.

Please. Howard’s a professional.

No, the Washington Post should not be talking about it. But Howard’s really not helping. He’s awkward and inappropriate and we cannot lie.


  • Rella

    When pointing out that Moochelle has a big butt is a way to play the race card how can “journalists” resist?

    • EdinColorado

      Playing the race card..?? you have to be kidding..?? She simply has a big butt..

      • Rella

        There you go disrespecting the figures of black women because of your white culture. (snark) That’s the gist of the article Howie’s talking bout – pretty much acknowledges she has a big butt (no mention of the gut without the spandex or the thunder thighs) but it’s not really that she has a big butt it’s that black women have big butts and white people need to quit disrespecting black women’s figures.

        • hbnolikeee

          Halle Berry

      • lainer51

        exactly…. we could say the same for HillBillary… now what is your whine about?

  • TocksNedlog

    Well, there goes HIS White House press credentials!

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    How big are we talking?
    Has it been issued it’s own zipcode?

    • freedomrocks4
    • BlueGood

      LMSAO (yes S stands for Skinny)…

      I think it’s not quite there yet, but appears to be well on it’s way…..Photographic evidence for you Gloves!

    • http://twitter.com/stupid_republic Stupid Republic

      Worse. I heard House Dems were trying to get a Congressional seat apportioned for it.

      • Bud-Kathy Jones

        Talk about gerrymandering.

      • Grandma HeadInjury

        Thread winner!

      • hbnolikeee

        How many electoral votes per cheek?

    • ceemack

      Sir Mix-A-Lot has been following her around for months. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChDPlV2gPns

  • reenietta

    My goodness, “big butt” listed MANY times on this page. . . .

  • George Washington Mclintock

    She’s the one going around taking kids’s lunches and saying everyone is too fat. Yeah, we can talk about her butt.

    • hbnolikeee

      I’m betting she’s eating all those lunches too.

  • DreadPirateStarbucks

    These tweets are killing me. LOL

  • Steve_J

    Highlighting? They’d need klieg lights.

  • Chris Johnson

    I guess it’s better than focusing on her “horse-like” face…

    • rinodino

      No in this case you have her confused with Barbara bush

      • http://foxnews.com Larry Miller

        Might be someone in your family?

      • CatHerder

        Or Rosalynn Carter?

      • lainer51

        No in this case you have her confused with Barbara Boxer

        • rinodino

          Or maybe jan brewer

          • lainer51

            or James Napolitano or Billary or Maxine Waters or Dingy What’s- her-face Schitz

    • mhojai

      that’s rude to horses

  • tc4012

    OMG…Becky. She looks like one of those rapper guys girlfriends.

  • tc4012

    all you other brothers can’t deny

  • Garth Haycock

    Should Newsweek be highlighting the 2nd Coming of Obama?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cobi-Seeman-Helms/100001052810400 Cobi Seeman Helms

    We could call it her big ass but that is her husbands name

  • Dane Gunderson

    No… the Washington Post shouldn’t be highlighting Michelle Obama’s gigantic ass… unless it’s the Sunday edition so there is enough paper to cover it.

  • DANEgerus

    Seriously… has anyone seen Dennis Rodman in years? Ever seen him in the same room as Michelle Obama? No? I rest my case.

    • Gladys Crump

      LOL now that is bad….LOL

    • Rabid

      She sat on him.

      • hbnolikeee

        He must be stuck in a crack.

  • Fred Fumducker

    When they slap a “Wide Load” sign on it, then you know it’s big.

  • Brian Roastbeef

    Seeing as you’re busy navel gazing, can you wannabe fashion reporters claiming to be real journalists also quit fawning over those “toned arms” as if they are attractive? They are overmuscled and masculine. She is as attractive in a sleeveless dress as Hulk Hogan in a wig… a new one with bangs.

    • Lin Jarvis

      Flip Wilson as Geraldine. (Edit: I now credit my source–The Mad Jewess blog. See pictures . Sorry MJ I forgot to credit before)

  • Randy C. Lindsey

    Michelle’s so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said “DAMN” and ran away.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kandy.florentine Kandy Florentine

    I think it’s okay to mention it! I mean–she always gets accolades for how beautiful and fit she is–so why not???

  • http://www.thepoliticalchef.com thepoliticalchef

    Reblogged this on Thepoliticalchef's Blog and commented:
    Just my opinion, but I don’t think that is a proper subject for ANYONE to be talking about…

  • http://foxnews.com Larry Miller

    Depends…………..how much time have they got?………….Better start early.

  • Bud-Kathy Jones

    She beeps when she backs up.

  • Andrewpalandrew

    Her belt size is “equator”?

    • Magnolia

      Notice she went back to her fav for the inauguration. Ammo belt.

  • Gallatin

    What we’re done talking about her bangs?

  • hbnolikeee

    I hear that light bends as it passes by her butt.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      her butt has an event horizon? damn, that is one big mass-hole.


    You guys are so mean. LOL Was fun to read though.

  • digitalPimple

    The most unimpressive first lady ev-uh.

    • Magnolia

      Angry and mean!

      • digitalPimple

        Yes her ‘eat more broccoli’ campaign sure sets her apart as trailblazer. (eye roll)

  • http://twitter.com/smilinatitall Alexander Ivan

    Exactly how big is her butt? An independent committee found that it is so large, it leaves a room two minutes after her legs, Conversely, her teeth enter a room two minutes before her face.

    • Jim Evans


    • Magnolia

      Now that’s hilarious! And true! ☺

  • Guest

    The Supreme Lord has to roll her in flour and find a wet spot

  • Ken Alan Draper

    the washington post channels sir-mix-a-lot.

  • brownsfan32

    You people are horrible . Get past her “big butt” for heaven sakes ! It would only take an hour .

    • Magnolia

      How can you get “past” it? It’s right there in your face.

  • Jim Evans

    If different cheeks are in different zip codes are they still covered by Obamacare?

  • Blake Waymire

    Oh, you guys are horrible. But I’m not ashamed to say that this is the most I’ve laughed at Twitchy in a long time.

    At least Michelle Obama probably won’t be coming around here. She doesn’t want the Tennessee river to flood the university.

  • 364NKL

    Well, it is big. Why can’t we all just say it? She is a hypocrite preaching to the rest of us what we should eat and drink. Maybe she should spend a little more time working out and not eating a full rack of ribs whenever she gets the chance.

  • http://twitter.com/TruPundit BristolGOP Backup

    We make fun of her gigantic butt because we hate her guts and we know this drives her crazy.

  • Magnolia

    All it need is a handle —-then it would be a barn door.

  • EastValleyConservative

    I guess WaPo likes big butts and cannot lie.

  • Guest

    She could rent out her butt crack as a bike rack for a Harley

  • KhadijahMuhammad

    Sheesh. So, she’s got a caboose on her.

    What’s the BIG deal? :-)

  • Dave Tibet

    Oh course he should. Michelle has no problems doing it to other people with the garbage the likes of she and Bloomberg are pushing so turn about is fair play!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Katie-Did/733092330 Katie Did

    Michelle made weight and diets an issue so if you want to butt into everyone’s business…better not have a lard arse.