The Office of Michelle Obama has officially joined Twitter.
You know, it really isn’t.
Yes! And as a tribute to her fabled humility, the first tweet would like you to wish her a happy birthday:
What a gal.
Hopefully it’s fertilizer for her fake garden.
We don’t need to tell you that we’re just thrilled:
Welcome, FLOTUS! Sugar-free, reduced-fat, eco-friendly soy cake for everybody!
Oh, and as of noon ET, she has yet to follow her husband: