As Twitchy reported, Michelle Obama has snagged herself a second Twitter account for her birthday. The thing is, out of the 15 lucky souls she currently follows, her hubs isn’t one of them.

What’s up with that?

https://twitter.com/samir/status/291950121535537152

Is that any way to thank him for his thoughtful gift?

As it happens, there may be a good reason Barack’s not on the list:

https://twitter.com/harej/status/292010134085988352

But there’s nothing that says she can’t follow porn feeds!