As Twitchy reported, President Obama took some time at today’s presser to lament his loneliness. But what’s it really like to be so solitary? Twitterers — including media lapdogs! — are shining a light on the secret life of America’s loneliest leader:

https://twitter.com/NerveCenterCT/status/290876229639352320

https://twitter.com/alexjon/status/290879651058941952

Awww … let’s all shed a collective tear.