Oh, this is just too perfect.

After getting royally walloped yesterday over his ridiculous playground tantrum, “execrable” concern troll Matt Lewis didn’t exactly up his popularity points. But if he’s still in high demand — and why wouldn’t he be? — he’s just got to be much more discerning about who he deals with from now on. Thankfully, parody account Matts Rider has come along to tell potential talk show hosts, convention organizers, and the like how it’s gonna be:

Matt Lewis' rider

He’s not messing around:

(Just bear in mind that he probably won’t meet with you at CPAC.)


Yes. That.

  • rinodino

    Again with this dude??? Who is he to get so many articles on here?? Is he that important?…. Sorry to say it, Sounds like Malkin and Twitchy can’t get over that fact that he called you out a couple of months ago, #timetogetoverit

    • ProgTrog

      Your mom called me out one time….to Taco Bell,but I was like “Baby, you know I don’t like meeting you at work.”

  • Darcy

    MKLewisRider sounds a lot like Ace. #Idontrecallyournamebutyoursyntaxisfamiliar

  • Darcy

    MKLewisRider sounds a lot like Ace. #Idontrecallyournamebutyoursyntaxisfamiliar