Attention, residents of Parker, Colorado! superstar David Sirota thinks you’re all a bunch of right-wing lunatic a-holes:

And bigots. Don’t forget bigots:

Well, if anyone knows bigotry, it’s this guy.

Gosh, he’s charming! Just in case there was ever any doubt, he retweeted this gem:

Call us crazy, but we always thought the Left despised making generalizations.

Or maybe he’s only comfortable hanging around with other bitter, self-deluded jerks. If that’s the case, it’s no wonder he’s such a pleasant guy.

It’s unclear what Parker did to Sirota to make him so angry, aside from just existing. Maybe the local library stocks copies of “The Jolly Barnyard”? Or maybe Sirota’s just a jackass.

Yup — that sounds about right.

  • Jack Deth

    Memo to Mr. Sirota:

    The fact that you are alive and bitching proves the fallacy of your statements.

    Please be so kind as to whine elsewhere.

  • Canadian in USA

    Gotta love the new civility.


      give it right back to them

      make them feel the pain

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Well get your lame pansy arse outta town and make room for a population boom! Here’s hoping that your calling down of impotent anathemas is as successful as the fatwas decreed against Chik Fil A and Hobby Lobby.

  • mickeyco

    “ superstar”? Kidding me, right?

    • Infinite_Indeterminism

      The word is ‘sarcasm’, and I like it…

    • Infinite_Indeterminism

      The word is ‘sarcasm’, and I like it…

  • Randi Starr

    Didn’t care enough to even find out who this douche bag is………………………

  • Glynn

    To quote Garland Green from Con Air “He’s a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he’s so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain;
    gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.” I think that pretty well describes this moronic fool.

  • ZoriahShepard

    He is a troll among men.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    I guess this guy doesn’t get out of LA/SanFran very much.

  • Justin Case

    Apparently the irony of lumping everyone in an entire town into a group he describes as bigots is lost on him.

    • carla5731

      All liberal bigots suffer from a stunning lack of self-awareness.

      • 5n4k33y35

        They think “bigot” means “white male”.

  • Rico Mapster

    Who the hell is David Sirota? And how can you use the word superstar and in the same sentence?

  • ceemack

    I’ve never heard of this guy, but it doesn’t seem that he knows anything about “nice people”.

    • Steve_J

      I was just wondering who he is and what his claim to fame is, myself.

      • TugboatPhil

        He seems to be an expert on a**holes. Possibly he’s a Dan Savage fan.

  • Dragonslav

    I’ve always thought of Parker as liberal.

  • grais

    There are about 45,000 people in Parker, CO.
    Maybe he should go door-to-door.

  • $30158943

    They must all be Twitchy devotees then

    • WisconsinPatriot

      Bless your heart!

  • Charles Smith

    Hell, I’m moving to Parker, CO then!

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  • GaryTheBrave

    Can you imagine if David had gone down the highway a little and ended up in Colorado Springs? Home of our gracious hostess, Focus On The Family and other well-known Christian organizations, plus the USAF Academy, an Army fort and other Air Force bases, not to mention NORAD.

    The Springs is so conservative that they think Rush Limbaugh is liberal. My kind of town!

  • George Washington Mclintock

    Typical liberal, “To Hell with these Right-Wing Hillbillies I have to deal with in CO(only a salon writer could make CO sound like Arkansas)!!! What? Move??? Are you kidding?!?!? All those blue states and cities I love are way too dirty, expensive and dangerous to raise a family in!!!”

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  • walterc

    Wow, any chance Wyoming could Annex Parker? Save it from the coming Californication of Colorado.

  • LordLieutenant

    Hmmm… My good wife and I are planning a trip across the pond to observe Americans in their native habitat. She wants to go to California whereas I would prefer a place where English was spoken and folks work for their daily bread.

    Perhaps Colarado is worth a look… Any other suggestions?

    • mickeyco

      Stay away from IL. You’d hate us forever. Enjoy the trip, though

      • Infinite_Indeterminism

        That would actually depend on where in IL…

        Chicago, however, should only be observed from orbit…

  • Thomas Collins

    “Put another way, Parker, Colorado seems like a place where assholes go to enjoy being among fellow assholes”

    How often is it you visit?