The suspense is killing us.



Here are some of your guesses so far:

We’ll know soon enough. Meanwhile, a possible clue:

More on that here. (via Jeryl Bier)


Ding ding ding! Jeryl is our winner!

We were really hoping for rain sticks.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Rainbow batons for the new National Cathedral same sex marriage events?

  • iKarith

    I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

  • Marcy Cook

    They plan to beat us into submission with colorful lead pipes?

    • journogal

      If I can put in a request, I like the gold with purple stripe one.

  • Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    is it a “new source of energy” that’ll take years to develop but still is excuse enough to shut down other energy sources?

  • independentjones

    Racially-Diverse suppositories for the Left? you know, to promote their hive mind?

  • ceemack

    Looks to me like we can expect a straw-man argument.

  • Ruthie

    We are going to leave the American people alone and start selling coal pencils to save on your energy bill!

  • stuckinIL4now

    Looks like paraphernalia that pairs well with pot-smoking or drug use. Or else something they found while cleaning out the storage closets at Current TV.

    • Kevin Krom

      You say that as if they are mutually exclusive.

  • bonnieblue2A

    Another new energy industry requiring taxpayer subsidies?

  • SRVDisciple

    spent nu-cu-lar fuel rods?

  • mickeyco

    Nothing excites me like an announcement from a federal department. Just can’t wait.

  • TugboatPhil

    The announcement will be the Energy Dept’s new 3 stage plan for energy independence:

    1. Unicorn Factories
    2. Rainbow powered Love Machines
    3. Strawberry scented welfare checks.

    (h/t to radio host Bryan Suits)

  • walterc

    I’m guessing left overs from the Keystone pipeline.

  • Kevin Krom

    Probably some form of major award… Italian, i think, as it’s marked “fragile”.

  • Kevin Krom

    Fashion conscious joint wrappers so you can look good while toking up to forget how freaking cold and dark it is in your tenement?

  • yojo

    They are able to capture and compress unicorn farts to solve the world’s energy problems, but they need just a few more tax dollars to make it a reality

  • Slapweasel

    Whatever it is, it needs to be subsidized.

    You know …”investments”.

  • disqus_eric

    Found it:

    Doh! That’s what the “here” link in the article is all about.

    • Slapweasel

      Yup… like the last tweet suggests. Europium (Eu).

      It is a superconductor when chilled below 1.8K and compressed to above 80 GPa.

    • mickeyco

      Thanks. I read it. Still don’t have a clue what it is.

  • marcellucci

    If you hold your ear up to the screen, you can hear a faint flushing sound……

  • Kevin Krom

    “Extruded High Purity Europium(Eu) Metal”

    apparently, that’s legit and is the big announcement. When I (semi-)read that tweet earlier, I thought someone was doing a pun for “Hopium”, and didn’t pay it much attention.

  • stuckinIL4now

    So it’s europium that’s used in energy-efficient lights? Is it anything like how mercury is used in allegedly energy-efficient light bulbs?

  • mary kile

    Isn’t europium a “rare earth element” very expensive to produce? “It tarnishes quickly in air at room temperature, burns at about 150 C to 180 C and reacts readly with water.”
    Why can’t the Dept of Energy have an “initiative” that isn’t overwhelmingly expensive? I know this administration is pushing clean energy as far as it cans, but when we can’t even produce a budget because we are so in debt, the responsible answer would be to postpone some of those brilliant “initiatives.”

  • Dave Silva

    so is this another new light bulb that will give us all cancer?

  • GTFOBigGovt

    I wanted to reply something sarcastic about probably not relating to getting my incandescent bulbs back then europium happened. I hate these people.