No doubt the First Lady had a very personal message for the gossip-monger. Just like her husband did for Adrianne Curry.

What a doofus.

  • sleazyrider

    It probably went something like this: Do you have any outfits I could borrow for our trip to the islands?..Your taste is just devine!!

    • TugboatPhil

      Either that, or “Please help Barack fight the evil Republicans. Send a donation today!”


    He is just scum, pure and simple.

  • Andrew

    I’m glad to know that the First Lady is corresponding with someone who is most famous for drawing penises on celebrity photos.

    • Jillane Kent

      Perhaps it was his gratuitous use of nude, underaged celebrities that won him such acclaim. That, or the penis drawings.

    • pajamakat

      He has my sympathy. Wouldn’t want an email from her or her husband.

  • ★♥ Harriet Baldwin

    Another “special snowflake.”

  • Rico Mapster

    POS freak.

  • Bob Smooper

    I enjoy his website! I support gay minorities who start their own business! YOU GO SIR!

    • Jillane Kent

      Don’t you celebrate all individuals with the tenacity and will to start their own businesses, or is it just certain ones with celebrated status that you feel are worthy of respect?

      • Bob Smooper

        Only ones who vote (D)

        • Jillane Kent

          Statistically, then, you support very few small businesses.

      • TugboatPhil

        He wants his businesses placed into small, demographic boxes. Kind of like how the DNC likes their people.

    • Nutstuyu

      What do joyous non-Caucasions have to do with this story?

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      He’d probably be offended if you actually called him ‘Sir’.

  • Glitter

    Gosh, she is really scraping the bottom of the sludge pit.

  • Rulz

    Perez: You need to read the Bible and Carrie Prejean’s book.

  • therantinggeek


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