Poor Piers Morgan. These days, it seems like nobody wants the gun-hating blowhard around. Faced with a petition to deport him from the U.S., and a similar one to keep him out of Britain, Morgan is in need of a new place to hang his hat. Fortunately, Twitterers around the globe are stepping up and offering their countries as potential havens:

https://twitter.com/tullgret/status/284032069926019072

Some bighearted folks are even volunteering their homes:

Hanging out in a basement with Piers? What could be better?

Naturally, a few people couldn’t resist the urge to get snarky:

https://twitter.com/LewDaney/status/284030610496954368

https://twitter.com/michaelmXXX/status/284015721510498304

Heh.