The bedpan full of lollypops is a nice touch.

  • Bob Smooper

    A great warrior.

    The biggest mistake he made in his life was picking half-term state-abandoner, thicko, Sarah Aww Shucks Palin to run with him.

    • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

      The heck’s your issue with Palin?

      • Christian Heiens

        Well he did lose. So the argument could be made that he would have had a better chance with another running mate….

        • http://twitter.com/Rabiddogg Rabiddogg

          they would have had a better chance if the roles were reversed. Moderate looses almost every time they run.

        • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

          He lost because, like Romney, he is a mooooderate Republican. We had two terms with a moderate Republican. Why does the GOP think another one will work?

          • Christian Heiens

            We’re not losing 2/3rds of voters under 30, 70% of Hispanics, and 90% of Blacks because we’re not being hard-ass enough. The idea that we were not Conservative enough is ridiculous. But, at the same time, I totally agree that Romney was too mellow, bland, and boring. We need an exciting figure to carry the banner into 2016, but they can’t be someone “conservative enough” like Rick Perry or Rick Santorum. They need to be someone like a Mike Lee or Rand Paul or even former Senator Jim DeMint.

      • Bob Smooper

        She abandoned her people! You don’t leave the job half done when people vote you in to do a job! A mailman doesn’t deliver half your mail then dump the other half. The butcher doesn’t remove the giblets from your chicken but leave em in your turkey! The PC repair shop doesn’t fix your DVD drive but break your hard drive! She is a half-term state abandoner!

        • http://www.shockandblog.com/ Jay McHue

          You do realize that liberals’ endless, harassing stream of disingenuous ethics complaints against her made it impossible for her to effectively do her job, right?

        • lainer51

          and presidents/pedophiles don’t have sex in the Oval Office when he is SUPPOSED to be running the country…talk about abandoning the people – kind of difficult to answer the “red phone” when your pants are down around your ankles.

        • Moonbat2English

          “Hold on, I’m not quite stoned enough to give you one of my better ‘jokes’, so I’ll just throw out some more memes for you all. I’m still laughing at my own jokes, though, even if I’m the only one who finds them clever. I can’t help it, my last two working brain cells were sacrificed upon the altar of recreational pharmaceuticals.”

    • Moonbat2English

      “Aren’t you all proud of me? It took me a whole day to think of disproved memes to throw into my latest ‘joke’! Maybe now Jon Stewart will finally hire me!”

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Is it weird that I think his mini-me is adorable? I have a thing for small things, and dolls.

    • Teresa Davis McCormick

      no. I think it’s cute too.

  • Pat Loudoun

    Does Mark Cooper sit by his keyboard ready to pounce? Oh well, who cares about Mark Cooper. I’m just curious if the dolls arms move.

    • Bob Smooper

      I follow twitchy on twitter and also George Soros so It keeps me up to date with whats going on in the right-wing world.

      • Moonbat2English

        “I never go outside. I just sit in front of this TeeVee with letters in front of it and strain over ‘jokes’ that even other Lefties think are lame.”

    • Slapweasel

      Only as far as the shoulders.

  • v1cious

    I think I’ve seen the puppet before, but who’s the guy on the left?

    • http://twitter.com/blogbat מרטין

      For once there’s actually someone to the left of John McCain.

  • Slapweasel

    If you pull the string it says, “Listen, friends… I drive in the middle of the road.”

  • http://twitter.com/blogbat מרטין

    Nothing says happy Christmas like being reminded that picking a RINO to lose to a Democrat wasn’t just a one-time affair.

  • TheOriginalDonald

    I was starting to scratch my head. I thought he saw Meghan every day!