Check out that grin! This Christmas photo is ripe for a caption contest. Wow.

All right, folks. Have at it.

  • Chris Gallagher

    I cannot believe they fell for socialism again.

    • GaryTheBrave

      But you told me it was going to be Bidenburg!

  • Samh09

    The Odd Couple.

  • Edwina

    Got them by the you know what.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Biden says, “What?”

      • TheOriginalDonald


      • Edwina Bankston

        It is Christmas so I will not be ugly with description.

  • Laura W. Kline

    Obama: “I just farted!”
    Biden: “I know! I taste it!”

  • stosh126

    Hey boss; we were reelected, why do you still need my urine specimen?

  • Jon

    BHO: Why is everything so funny?
    Biden: I put weed in your cigarettes!

  • Daniel Morgan

    “Can you believe they buy our crap?”

  • K.E. Dean

    hahaha Suckers!

  • kch50428

    What holiday season Joe? Kwanza?

  • Steve_in_RR

    Can you believe that we have another crisis to exploit? This is too easy!

  • John Smith

    Biden: Remember Karl Rove’s Reaction on Fox News on Election Night?
    Obama: Priceless.

  • Steve_J

    Biden: Okay, I’ll be “Uncle” Frank just for tonight.

  • 1weaver1

    They’ll never pin that ‘fiscal cliff’ stuff on us…….

  • Sakemoto

    Ok. You got me Barack. That the last time I play “pull my finger” with you.

  • Stephen17

    I know I look like that guy over the fireplace, but can you believe that they’re blaming Boehner for taking America over the fiscal cliff?

  • Jack Deth

    DC’s first inter-racial (kinda) gay couple wishes you “Season’s Greetings!”

    Now give us your wallet!

  • radjahshelduck

    Is that eight tiny reindeer in your pocket, Joe, or are you just glad to see me?

    • lainer51

      You got my vote

  • sleazyrider

    Obammy: Now Joe you go out and confiscate those weapons of war. Joe: But gee boss, Mexico is a big place!

  • Brandi Frey

    Dude, I know! I can’t believe we got another term either! Remember when you were all like “vote for revenge” and I was all like “put y’all back in chains” and we still won! …Divide and conquer baby!

  • FreedomFighter

    We just bought ourselves another 4 years of vacations.

  • Cozy Powell III

    Can you believe half of this country is stupid enough to believe the lies we tell them?

  • Greg F.

    You really figured out how to tax Santa? That’s a effing big deal!

  • Tom T.

    Dumb and Dumber

  • Mike

    Marley’s ghost and Bob Marley’s ghost

  • a2zyxt

    Apocalyptic Cheers! From Fiscal Cliff Craven & New Norm

  • Rico Mapster

    They look like the Katzenjammer Kids.

  • DanStlMo

    Told ya we could fool’em twice.

  • Scott

    Wow Barry, that is the first time I’ve ever seen you with your hand in your own pocket!

  • Teresa Davis McCormick

    I couldn’t come up with one. I tried, but every I look at it, I throw up in my mouth a little.

  • RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    -You’re so nice and clean!

  • Bob Cordon

    “…and then I told him I’d cut spending. He actually believed it!”

  • tgimacb

    Those $5 contributions are untraceable. I’m buyin a hooker and payin off my fantasy roundball debts. What’re you gettin? Me, I’m payin off union bosses and getting some schizophrenia brain scans!!

  • Bryan R..

    Dang Barack, I shoulda taken that Gas-X….

  • tgimacb

    Both in shock and awe – vulcan mind meld isn’t working

  • ClinkinKY

    Can you believe it? We get 4 more more years of this shit. (That was B.O./Joe’s comment, not mine. Though I share the sentiment:)

  • Marty Luther

    MSNBC believes ANYTHING we tell ’em!

  • Lisa Dean

    I can’t believe how many people we convinced to eat our bullsh*t sandwich for another 4 years.


    They bought it!

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    “Joe, don’t bother me now, I have a game of pocket pool going on.” *giggle*

    “Okay boss, just stay away from that 8-ball.” *gigglesnort*

    On a side note, Barack doesn’t look much different than Mooch from the waist down, now does he… and someone needs to tell Biden the balding page-boy haircut just… isn’t.. cutting it.

  • hbnolikeee

    Wow that fart was some stinker. That’s nothing joey, wait till I’m sworn in next year.

  • lainer51

    They still think we are NOT socialists!

  • DavidKramer

    Can we send the GW photo to the UK as well? I think his eyes are following me, they feel like death rays.

  • DavidKramer

    Dude, I cannot believe you are giving me another project after how I screwed up the stimulus. But hey, I know guns, at least that is what I told the serfs.

  • DavidKramer

    Dude, it is Christmas, that is a BFD……………Bona Fide Downtime

  • DavidKramer

    Dude, can you pull my finger?

  • DavidKramer

    Dude, l think I have had too much eggnog, can I use the oval bathroom?

  • DavidKramer

    Dude, being that this is the oval office, how can you send me to the corner?

  • Jennifer Messinger

    “hehehe..I’m playin’ pocket pool while we give each other Vulcan Neck Pinches…but seriously, Joe…what’s with the Quaker Oats Guy haircut?”

  • Walter Westmoreland

    B.O. This acid is the SH#T! J.B. I CAN [email protected] TASTE COLORS!

  • LC

    Wonder Twin powers: destroy a country.

  • TocksNedlog

    “For Christmas, I’m giving you hair plugs!”
    “I got you a big-stick implant!”

  • TocksNedlog

    “The idiot is black, the idiot is white;
    Together they fail to see the light.”

  • TocksNedlog

    “Why can’t I stop laughing?”
    “I spiked the Xmas cookies with CHOOM!”

  • TocksNedlog

    “Did you feel up that biker chick when she was on your lap?”
    “You know it, buddy!”

    • lainer51

      No I have no feeling (or thoughts) from the brain down.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        No thought from the neck up, lol.

  • TocksNedlog

    “Thanks for pandering to my people!”

  • TocksNedlog

    “No, Joe, you’ll be exempt from the death panels — I swear.”
    “Really? That’s great!”

    • Catchance

      Best line ever.

  • TocksNedlog

    “Ready? 1, 2, 3, Fuck you, America!”

  • TocksNedlog

    “Guess what I’ve got for you in my pocket.”
    “Is it candy? I likes me some candy!”

  • Ding Dong

    Hope you drank enough water Mr. President. We need to fill this cup.

  • TheOriginalDonald

    Soon George Bailey will be in jail and we’ll rename Bedford Falls OBAMAVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • JustLikeAnimals

    “They really bought that shit about us caring about the middle-class. Voters are such dumb-asses. Ok. We’ve only got 4 years to socialize this country. Let’s get Vladamir over here after new year’s and get the ball rolling. And get those gun confiscation regs over here quick, Joe! Still can’t believe they are buying the whole “balanced approach” line. Worked in the budget talks, now it’s working in the gun talks. Fabulous!!!!”

  • Chris Mears

    Merry Birthday!!

  • TocksNedlog

    “Joe, did you drop some golf balls into my stocking?”
    “No, but I just dropped some ‘lumps of coal’ into my diaper!”

  • afvet4america

    Biden: Wow can you believe it? Those useful idiot’s voted us in again.

    Oblamer: I know , I know, it sent tingles down my leg I’m sure thankful for all that voter fraud..

  • tracker570

    I can’t believe what this country has come to.That these 2 all President and vice president!!I Its an insult to the UNITED STATES

  • JimmyRock

    Biden: I got you a little something, hope ya like it. Obama: List of the top ten percent of gun buyers in the US? Oh, Joe, thank you so much! It’s just what I always wanted!

  • Tim O’Neil

    I just farted, can you smell it yet?

  • badjeffro

    (Lacking ALL knowledge of history) “Do you believe the artwork? Who is that Hairclub For Men reject on the wall?”

  • Renee Cain-Rojo

    I looked at it and then went into the bathroom and Vomited. Can’t wait until we wake up from this nightmare.

  • BeeKaaay

    “If George saw what we were doing, he’d spin in his grave!”

  • maplebob23

    Now the looting really begins!

  • Fake Obama Follower

    Even the portrait of George Washington is looking away in disgust.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    “you let go…”
    “no, you let go.”
    “you let go first.”
    “i could do this all day, biden. i’ve got nothing better to do.”

  • Big Evil

    You know, this Christmas Fiscal Cliff isn’t a big f___ing deal…

  • Cuz Grandma Says

    Biden you’re right, pocket pool can be fun!

  • Vikki Prince Rosich

    Happy kwanazaa, Mr President. Hey, when will you call me that? C’mon, man! Just once, for fun!

  • HWGood

    They really believe we’re going to try to get the economy going again!

  • Libertyship46

    “Can you believe that those morons re-elected us? Must have been because we went on the ‘Pimp with a Limp’ radio program in Florida. You’ve got to love those low-information voters. I want to send them all an Obamaphone for Christmas.”

  • Guest

    Obama: Where’s Pelosi, Joe?
    Biden: Out in the parking lot, looking around and around for her car! I think it went over the fiscal cliff!