If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em! That’s the philosophy blogger RB is subscribing to today. Fed up with the media’s ridiculous double standards when it comes to documenting liberals and Dems behaving badly, he opted to acquire a (D) of his own, thereby rendering him immune from any and all criticism:

Exactly. When you’re a Democrat, it’s totally cool to be “embarrassed” that your thugly son is following in your footsteps and beating up women. In fact, it makes you even more awesome!

Other conservative Twitterers are following suit and rejoicing in their newfound freedom:

Isn’t it glorious? It’s like being reborn!

Knock yourself out! And your girlfriend, too, while you’re at it. After all, you’re now shielded by your trusty (D).


Not to worry — you’re protected!

The possibilities are endless!

That’s right. Here, have a candy bar! You’ve earned it.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Okay! Done!

    • rivers

      How come Disqus won’t let me have a (D)? Are they racist?

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Oh that’s genius! (Or is it RAAAACIST?)
    –Ice Cold Troll (D)

  • Canadian in USA

    Best laugh of the day!

  • my preciousss!!

    made my day. ( :

  • http://ConservativeMom.net/ LoriGirl

    LOVE it…maybe too icky to try it, though. I used to be a (D) and I’m all better now.

    • Melissa Banowski Anger

      Me, too. I tell my siblings that I grew a brain, and it pisses them off.

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    My new name is now hoitytoitybleedingheartnutjob! (D)


  • curious1

    It’s sounds like having super powers or better yet a cloak of invisibility!!

  • Sue

    So simple! Why the heck didn’t I think of this???

  • orringtonmom (D)

    i get moneys?

  • Sue

    Wee, wee, look at me … I’m a loon with a big o’ (D)!

    • Sue

      Darn! Where did my (D) go?

      • Sue

        There I am :-)

  • Christopher Hayes

    I’m almost in tears. thank you Michelle!

  • Sue

    Now that I have a (D), where’s my free stuff??? Ok … I confess … I’m just having WAY too much fun with this!

  • Frank Smiles

    I feel so liberalate(d), now.

  • http://ConservativeMom.net/ LoriGirl

    I’m playing along now! #NotARelapse.

  • Let’em Crash

    Am I doing it right?

    • Kevin Krom

      It’s doesn’t matter… you have a (D)!

  • rivers

    Loren ftw.
    That’s it, I’m finally motivated to re-open my twitter account. Is @SandraFluke taken?

  • Guest

    I tried to put (D) after my name but Disqus wouldn’t let me. Do they know?

  • Citizen0000

    that’s so gay (D) my N*gga (D) now I’m going to hit you as I shout you down, but hey you incited me (D)

  • Snarky D

    Glad you people are finally catching on. And it’s okay for me me to say “you people” as I am Snarky D. Snarky R would have some slpainin’ to do.

  • Koncerned Citizen

    Now that I have a (D) next to my name I can I can call union thugs pussies who fight like little girls

  • LordLieutenant

    No need for morality, consistency and maturity when you have…

    Democratic immunity

  • Guest

    love it

  • GW

    I’m reminded of the 90’s commercials for Mentoes. The protagonist acted like a total jackwagon and then held up a pack of Mentoes and all was forgiven. In today’s version, it would be a (D). “I’m converted!”

  • http://twitter.com/MoueLaMoue Moue La Moue (D)

    This is absolutely fantastic! I can’t wait to see what I can get away with!

  • NachoCheese (D)

    Do I have immunity now?

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  • BeeKaaay

    (D) – now I can lie with immunity :) Eh, I’m not a leftwingwacko, so can’t do that.

  • NoBoma2012

    I can now traffic arms around the world to terror groups like the muslim brotherhood and mexican drug cartels because I placed a (D) and suddenly became protected by Presidential Executive Orders.