Liberal groups Oil Change International and The Other 98% are out with a tasteful new campaign, “Exxon Hates Your Children.” Fun for the whole family! We’d expect nothing less from the radical Left.

The groups are currently raising money to get the campaign on national television.

Eco-zealots are lapping it up:

Of course.

For a group so hell-bent on clean energy, it sure loves dirty politics.

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Exxon has responded to the ad:

“The campaign is offensive to the thousands of ExxonMobil employees and contractors who work hard every day to deliver an essential product in a safe and environmentally responsible way,” the company said in a statement Wednesday.

“Energy use and climate change are critically important challenges facing society that won’t be resolved with media campaigns that rely on provocative language and false allegations,” Exxon said.

  • Ranadicus

    So by their reasoning the oncoming economic chaos means Obama also hates your children then?

    • ZoriahShepard

      I see a trending hashtag: #Obamahatesyourchildrenmore

    • Stephanie Warren

      Especially if they’re in the womb.

    • Stephanie Warren

      Especially if they’re in the womb.

    • Shawn Smith

      I don’t recall any Exxon employees actively campaigning for a worldwide one child policy. I have heard liberals doing so.

  • Streetiebird

    Because only Liberals care about the environment. The rest of us know that God wants us to have dominion over all his other creations.

    • Joe W.

      Liberals only care about liberals, Shitforbrains. Merry Christmas to you as well. Even though you are not a Christian.

      • Streetiebird

        Awwww :) I care about you Joe!

      • EEKman

        Only Republicans believe in invisible sky wizards and bronze age fairy tales, got it.

        • Shawn Smith

          Yeah, liberals believe that Communism could actually work if only implemented properly.

          To be a Christian is to believe something that may forever be unprovable (although there is plenty of evidence for the historical claims). To be a modern-day liberal is to believe something that has been firmly disproven by history.

          • EEKman

            Lol. Moderate reforms in the banking industry and the financial services sector is not the same thing as communism. Extreme black and white magical thinking. Wonder where you got that idea…

          • Shawn Smith

            I didn’t say what was going on at the moment was Communism, although it seems clear that Obama would be happy with that. I said that liberals think Communism is a good idea and it’s only been flaws in implementation that have hobbled it, instead of being profoundly flawed in theory.

    • SpinMeNot

      Idiot … dominion is not the same thing as destruction. Buy a flipping dictionary. Oh wait, sorry, I forget, liberals don’t spend their own money, only what they can take from the system.

      This explains a lot.

      Oh, and lets talk about how many people the eco-nazis have allowed to die from Malaria, Typhus and other preventable insect born diseases because of the faked evidence against DDT. Try doing a bit of research for a change instead of spewing talking points … Rachel Carson lied, millions have died.

      Ever seen anyone with Malaria or Typhus? How about an entire village? You are truly a prime example of the useful idiot.

      • Streetiebird

        Still on the “liberals are poor and I hate the poor” kick?

        • SpinMeNot

          Hate the liberals, yes — liberals are poor — no, they are just takers, not givers.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jordan.burton2 Jordan Burton

      That is a broad and silly statement. No one wants dirty air or dirty water. Leftists only use “love of environment” for their own selfish ends. The same way you use God to justify platitudes. God is not an environmentalist.

      “God blessed them and said to them,“Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.” (Genesis 1:28)

      He said to rule over, not to exploit, the earth. He said to subdue the earth, not to treat the creations as idols.

      • Streetiebird

        Talk about broad and silly statements :) At least *I* knew mine was broad and silly going in!

        • http://www.facebook.com/jordan.burton2 Jordan Burton

          I should have been more specific; my mistake. The first comment was broad and silly. The part of your second statement declaring that God wants us to have dominion over creation is quite accurate. Hope that helps. :]

          • Streetiebird

            LOL okay bro :) Merry Christmas!

          • http://www.facebook.com/jordan.burton2 Jordan Burton

            And Merry Christmas to you, too. :]

          • http://www.facebook.com/jordan.burton2 Jordan Burton

            And Merry Christmas to you, too. :]

          • Streetiebird

            LOL okay bro :) Merry Christmas!

        • http://www.facebook.com/jordan.burton2 Jordan Burton

          I should have been more specific; my mistake. The first comment was broad and silly. The part of your second statement declaring that God wants us to have dominion over creation is quite accurate. Hope that helps. :]

  • Joel A. Edge

    And all those Exxon ads for education were a waste of money. Some folks can’t be educated.

  • Joe W.

    This is a hoot. Coming from those liberal vermin maggots that slaughter millions of our children EVERY year through their vile lust for abortion. Hypocritical ass hats, every one of them.

    • EEKman

      Yeah, bring on the abortion police and underground abortion clinics. Teen mother gets an abortion? Death penalty! Shell think twice before having sex out of wedlock then!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jordan.burton2 Jordan Burton

    I think leftists hate children more than Exxon ever could. Reason: Abortion.

    • EEKman

      GOP hates your children once they are born. Reason: No contraception, no Abortion, No Welfare, No social programs, No health care, No education.
      On the plus side, when all those poor uneducated kids grow up, there’s plenty of guns around to shoot them when they get desperate enough to commit a crime, If they survive, they can enjoy our slave labor for profit prison system and even the death penalty!

      • ML40

        Ridiculous post. No one is against contraception.. we are just uncomfortable with religious organizations being forced by the government to pay for it.
        All conservatives and Republicans are for safety nets. We just hate seeing what the welfare state does to the individual. It destroys their soul and creates dependence. California is a great example of what a left wing nanny state run amok can do. Its dying.
        Too bad you on the left have no faith in the individual.. and the dirty little secret is.. you really have no faith in the MINORITY individual. You insult them and treat them like children. You complain that they aren’t capable of using an ID to vote.
        Stop wanting to be ruled..and stop demonizing profit and demonizing the wealthy…you appear weak. Every business is out to make a profit which in turn enriches your life.. that’s how it all works. Freedom shouldn’t be a scary thing…but I guess it is to a new generation of Americans.

      • Shawn Smith

        Dumbass, there’s NO MONEY LEFT! Do you get that? The welfare state has spent it all and driven us so deep in debt we’re in danger of breaking through to Earth’s molten core.

        Whatever you’d like to throw more money at to solve the problems, there isn’t any. Don’t talk to me about taxing rich people because A) even if you did that, there still isn’t enough money and B) tax them enough and they’ll leave, putting us in even worse straits than before.

        And yes, working for a company producing a profit is slave labor. Of course, it’s also part of the same system that lets you go off and start your own company and, if you’re smart, hard-working (and a little lucky) become rich yourself. But Communist Russia was a worker’s paradise, right?

      • GTFOBigGovt

        Well ,since there IS public education (since the founding of the country), health care, social programs, welfare, abortion and even free contraception available for these “poor ,uneducated” kids try a different fairy tale.

        Here’s one:

        POOR UNEDUCATED Jovan Belcher. He only got to attend public elementary and secondary school where he excelled in football, then U of Maine where he excelled in football, actually graduated from Maine with a degree in child development and family relations. (oh the irony), became a professional football player making millions, drove a Bentley, and ….after a history of abusing other people, drunkeness and TEAM PROVIDED COUNSELING, decided to murder his girlfriend.

        Poor uneducated guy forced to find a gun out of SUCH desperation over his miserable life.

        GROW UP.

      • Gallatin

        Do you even think about the drivel you type before posting? What you basically said above is we want children to be born so they can lead a miserable life and to save them it is better just to kill them in the womb. My you’re a piece of work.

        • EEKman

          Yeah, those are the policies you support. Maybe Pro-life should mean more than just making abortion illegal.

      • Gallatin

        Do you even think about the drivel you type before posting? What you basically said above is we want children to be born so they can lead a miserable life and to save them it is better just to kill them in the womb. My you’re a piece of work.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Hey, Kids! The Democrat Party and Planned Parenthood hate you way more than Exxon ever could!

    THEY DIDN’T WANT YOU BORN!!

  • Stephanie Warren

    Eco-zealots hate anything that doesn’t walk on all fours.

  • Stephanie Warren

    Eco-zealots hate anything that doesn’t walk on all fours.

  • Stephen L. Hall

    Does it occur to these people that Exxon is owned by liberal Icons like Jay Rockefeller (D-WV). So Exxonhatesyourchildren = Liberalshateyourchildren.

  • GTFOBigGovt

    Oh “climate chaos”. Cute. Taxing the evil oil companies will totally solve the [fake] problem while you morons wouldn’t ever put your money where your mouth is. Stop using it. Then get back to me.

  • Gallatin

    Exxon I would like you to hate my children even more than you do now—-DRILL BABY DRILL!!!!

  • Gallatin

    Exxon I would like you to hate my children even more than you do now—-DRILL BABY DRILL!!!!

  • Claticfire

    #savechildrenfromliberals Am I the only one who sees hypocrisy in “saving children from Exxon” while fighting for the right to kill children in the womb?