Ask and you shall receive. Who says conservatives don’t understand the liberal point of view?

Teehee! Keep ’em comin’!

  • Elaine

    I would but I am not that vile and I don’t swear like they do…

  • mickeyco

    Sorry, but I’m pretty rational, well educated, and don’t even really hate my ex-husband (anymore). I just can’t do a good lib imitation.

    • medicinewomantwo

      I feel your pain, I immediately became confused from the amount of hypocrisy that would be required on my part.

    • Deceptitech

      Tweeting like a liberal is a very simple exercise. First, shut your brain off. Second, remove all common sense from your mind. Third, if that doesn’t work, “U R A POOPYHEAD!” will get you instant liberal success.

      • mickeyco

        Love it!

        • WhiteFalcon1

          Its simple…
          IMA RIOT ifn __________!…

      • RblDiver

        Correction, instant /win for libs is “RAAAAAAACIST!!!!11!!eleventy!”

        • Deceptitech

          I knew I forgot something. Must have been my evil white racist thinking that totally ignored that one.

  • stuckinIL4now

    700 million children starve to death in front of rich white people’s houses ever 3 seconds in America. #TweetLikeALiberal—
    Ben Howe (@BenHowe) November 30, 2012

    Yeah, cuz FLOTUS Mooch screwed up their school lunches.

  • Danny Wheeler

    #TweetLikeALiberal How are you, Tea Party? All your base are belong to us!

  • Tom Ellis

    How about make all jobs government jobs and hire everyone in the country. We get 100% employment!! Even Joe Tribbiani Biden understands this.

    • Melissa Banowski Anger

      Joe Tribbiani Biden…HA! That’s funny!

    • Emily B


  • orringtonmom (D)

    boycott boycott boycott racism racism racism access access access

    • TexSizzle

      You forgot sexism sexism sexism.

      • $36544368

        …and entitlement entitlement entitlement…lol

        • orringtonmom (D)

          my bad.

  • Melissa Banowski Anger

    F yeah, I f’n need f’n $3000 an f’n year for f’n birth control. F you! I’ll f’n kick your f’n a$$ and sh!t on you f’n Romney yard f’n sign. Kiss my f’n a$$ you f’n c-word. (Does that sound about right, or do I need more expletives?)

    • John Rose

      You need more misspellings, and worse grammar. But the sentiment is there.

  • 1azuce

    #TweetLikeALiberal Because my feelings said so.

  • SpinMeNot

    waah RACISM waah GIMME waah HOMOPHOBE waah UNFAIR waah RICH WHITE GUYS waah …

    I feel like the dog on The Simpsons …

  • TexSizzle

    #TweetLikeALiberal Republican/conservative minority members & women are traitors to their groups, and deserve everything liberals throw at them. Democratics & liberals in the same groups aren’t responsible for anything they do and have to be coddled.

  • nc

    #TweetLikeALiberal: If you don’t pay for what I want, I don’t have ACCESS.

  • Jack Deth

    #TweetLikeALiberal: But, but, but… “Squirrel!!!”

  • WhiteFalcon1

    Ima riot if I has ta git a job…

  • WhiteFalcon1

    IMA RIOT if I don’t gets my lambraghini!

  • WhiteFalcon1

    watchoo mean we ran outa white people?

  • Cliff Logan

    No good @#$!% Racist, how can you live with your ^%&$%&^ racist KKK self, &*^&%$^%$#

  • Josephine (D)

    Where can I get my vagina costume dry-cleaned?

  • RblDiver

    Sorry, all the ones you linked are doing it wrong. Not enough misspelling!

  • $30736095

    – I’m selling Occupy Wall Street badges for $2 each.
    – Can’t miss the big environmental rally happening this weekend. Hope I have enough money for petrol though…
    – Israel are muthaeffers for killing all them innocent women and children! They didn’t know Hamas was operating in the back yard.
    – If I hear another person telling me what I don’t wanna hear I’ma burn down their house.
    – Obama won! And it’s all uphill from here.
    – God doesn’t exist! I’ll prove it when I die.
    – The Constitution was so last century.

  • Harlan Hikaru Fox

    I can’t wait until we unleash the Muslim hordes on your RethugliKKKan asses! Die pigs. (This is how you do it folks)

  • Lisa Dean

    Shut up u b*tch! U & ur racist t baggrs shuld go kll urselves and sarah palin 2! Dnt mke me come 2 ur house & pop a cap n ur azz aftr I rpe u #tweetlikealiberal

  • Shawn Smith

    #TweetLikeALiberal Law of Unintended Consequences—what’s that? I’d bet more government programs could fix it.

  • Karl H

    Sorry I tried to but I could not get my back limbered up enough to allow me to bend over and insert my skull into my rectum. I just can not be a liberal. Besides I was feeling like doing something productive. I was afraid that if I were in a liberal mindset and I actually performed real work I might burst into flames.

  • MBrooks

    Let me find my bong and I’ll give it a shot…

  • $7610427

    Raaaaaaaaaccciiiiiiiist!!! F#^ k all u racist white republicunts! Go kill yourself and die you racist white crackers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peace out, man…and save the whales…and other stuff… Except RACIST white people. Oh, and…F#^k the rich!!! Ok…gotta run. Need to go buy some pot. Oh, and…F#^k the teabaggers!!!

  • Sarah020562

    It’s all Bushes fault you Right Winged, Fixed News Watching, War Loving, Racist Global Warming Climate Change denying and hating uneducated homophobic Greedy Rich Old White Republikan KKK Tea baggers.