As Twitchy reported, the Petraeus/Broadwell love polygon took yet another tawdry turn when it was revealed that the FBI agent leading the investigation had sent shirtless pictures of himself to Jill Kelley, who had also received harassing emails from Paula Broadwell. The country’s curiosity was piqued, as is often the case when it comes to matters of shirtlessness.

Well, today, the long national wait is over; the shirtless photo has been revealed:

So, was it everything you’d hoped for? These folks didn’t think so:



Evidently, the agent, Fred Humphries, also emailed the photo to a Seattle Times reporter in 2010:

The picture, which was sent to a reporter at The Seattle Times in 2010, was taken following a “hard workout” with the SWAT team at MacDill Air Force Base. He’s posed between a pair of target dummies that have a remarkable likeness to the buff agent. The caption on the photo, which was sent from a personal email account, reads, “Which One’s Fred?”

Oy. Nice going, shirtless FBI guy.

  • $18912735

    Which one is the FBI agent?

  • PChandler

    So… errr… about Benghazi. How’s that going?.

  • Libs_R_Wrong

    Is he trying to imply that he’s gay??

    • SwTk

      Yea…And he likes them not be to able to push him away… That’s all I got.

    • $21367552

      Ummm, no, just that he looks like the two dummies. Got gay on the brain much?

  • $29561723

    Can we get Kelly shirtless?

  • John Segundo

    Why is everyone so stupid about this? The point of the photo is that it backs up the FBI agent’s claim that the photo was not sexual, harassing or stalking in nature, in no way inappropriate, it was just a goofy joke that he sent to friends. Which brings up the question of why the FBI wanted to slime their own agent over nothing, the agent who was making whistleblower type noises.?

  • People Corporation

    That looks like the safest way to dress on a gun range of identical twin dummies.

  • JustLikeAnimals

    FBI is after this guy for blowing the whistle to Congress for exposing their little cover-up. Problem for them is he meets the definition of a whistle-blower under federal law and is now protected. Interestinger and interestinger.

  • disappearing moderate

    Apparently, the pic was just what Fred He Said’s lawyer indicated, a joke. Whatever you think of it’s comedic value, it’s no Weiner come-on I think it’s safe to say. Why the initial smear? Why the sudden reopening of the FBI case where lo and behold, classified documents were found at Broadwell’s home? Why the Lewinsky-ing of Jill and Paula? Now I just heard that the CIA is investigating whether Petraeus used any CIA resources in furtherance of his affair. I thought the CIA was all done investigating, too. But BHO did just say yesterday that they were uh, still investigating.

  • yahneverknow

    Which one is he?