With the plot of the bizarre Petraeus soap opera continuing to thicken and an administration rife with secrets and lies, weary Twitterers figured they might as well have a little fun. Especially after press secretary Jay Carney was asked by Chuck Todd how the “soap opera” slows down the fiscal cliff. No, really. That happened.


Cue the #ObamaScandalSoapOperaTitles hashtag game:


So much material to mine … keep ’em coming, Twitter!