With the plot of the bizarre Petraeus soap opera continuing to thicken and an administration rife with secrets and lies, weary Twitterers figured they might as well have a little fun. Especially after press secretary Jay Carney was asked by Chuck Todd how the “soap opera” slows down the fiscal cliff. No, really. That happened.

https://twitter.com/CapitolHillKid/status/268418369894612992

Cue the #ObamaScandalSoapOperaTitles hashtag game:

https://twitter.com/ThomasScardina/status/268419775871459328

So much material to mine … keep ’em coming, Twitter!