Dunham first poisoned our minds’ eyes when she compared voting for Obama to losing her virginity, but evidently, that wasn’t punishment enough. Today, she waxed poetic about the president’s posterior, topping it off with a photo we really didn’t need to see:

Well, if Dunham’s in Chicago today, she can take her roll of quarters and watch the president shoot some hoops with Scottie Pippen while Romney campaigns.

Meanwhile, if anyone needs us, we’ll be bleaching our brains.

  • Sicarium

    I guess Dunham wants to take Obama’s virginity now.

  • Marcy Cook

    I’m sorry but that looks like an old man’s saggy butt. Is this lunatic blind?

    • Peyton

      Have you seen her? She ain’t a looker either.

      • LibLieExposer

        I wouldn’t poke her with Bill Cinton’s cigar.

        • Peyton

          Clinton would though.

          • Tony0920

            Bow out Monica, there’s a new Lewinsky in da house.

      • Hello Jerry (D)

        I think she posts here as “FAKEXTIAN Hunter”.

  • jebmonster

    Seriously? What has that got to do with being President?

    • Donna Jackson

      She’s showing her maturity level, and it’s not very high.

      • http://twitter.com/Chrismandoad Christopher Hodgson

        She’s very high, though.

  • StatEco

    Didn’t know the lib vote based on the candidates’ butt.

    • Peyton

      Their mascot is an ass, are you really surprised?

      • Vivian Perez

        Excellent!

  • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

    Fluke will provide the condoms…on the government’s dole of course.

    • LibLieExposer

      Ugh. AIDS is afraid of catching Fluke.

      • http://google.com/ FAKEXTIAN Hunter

        Ugh. America was afraid of catching Romnesia. Obama 2012!

        • Hello Jerry (D)

          Cause it would have ruined you. Too bad…

        • LibLieExposer

          You get the government you vote for. You got Traitor/Moron 2012. But hey, now you can keep sitting on your ass & collecting welfare instead of being a productive member of society. Now where can I get MY free crap? But I should look at the upside, I no longer have to give to charity ’cause Obama will pay for it all! F*** Africa, Haiti, South America, etc with all their disasters, and blue states CA, NY & NJ too. Never have to give to the Red Cross ever again, Obama will pull money from his stash to pay for it. Just look at his fantastic FEMA after Sandy!

        • LibLieExposer

          You get the government you vote for. You got Traitor/Moron 2012. But hey, now you can keep sitting on your ass & collecting welfare instead of being a productive member of society. Now where can I get MY free crap? But I should look at the upside, I no longer have to give to charity ’cause Obama will pay for it all! F*** Africa, Haiti, South America, etc with all their disasters, and blue states CA, NY & NJ too. Never have to give to the Red Cross ever again, Obama will pull money from his stash to pay for it. Just look at his fantastic FEMA after Sandy!

    • Donna Jackson

      But, but..She only collected enough money to buy a Slurpee while out stumping for O.

      • http://google.com/ FAKEXTIAN Hunter

        Guess her stumping worked then he’s got four more years!! Lots more women than Sandra had his back!

  • Peyton

    Well Obama said he was all for change.

  • Michele Miller

    Chris Rock could have used the photo in his bit about voting for Obama because he is white. Also, what is up with that shooting form? It is terrible. I hope he is passing the ball.

  • Karl Morey

    Nobody else is jumping. This brings to mind a quote…

    “I have a better idea, Artoo. Let the wookiee win.”

    • Manny Laureano

      Thread winner: Karl Morey

      • http://google.com/ FAKEXTIAN Hunter

        And winner of the 2012 Presidential Nomination: Barack Obama!

    • ceemack

      Ten years ago I would have enjoyed sending that shot back “air mail, special delivery”, as Chick Hearn used to say. Too bad I can’t elevate anymore.

  • Bea

    I guess that’s the best she can hope for.

  • Michelle

    Well, when you have an unfortunate face like Lena Dunham, your standards tend to be a little lower. At least she knows to stay within her league. (For the record, I don’t usually judge anyone by their looks unless they open to door for ridicule, as she does.)

    • https://twitter.com/#!/wdelpilartcot William Del Pilar

      I grew up with three sisters and have some shame saying this but it’s the truth – that’s one bufugly young woman!

    • Dee M.

      Or as my daughter would say, “If she’s gonna have attitude like that, she’d better be cute!”

  • Steve_J

    If she means he’s a tight ass incompetent than I agree.

  • Bullet Tooth Tony

    Typical – a white slut who loves the purple crayon

  • SAndrews

    When it comes to asses, it takes one to know one.

  • Danny Meeker

    Ms. Dunham — Stop. Really.

  • ChicksLoveRight

    Ummm Lena, we have something else in our mind we are kicking at his rear end this night! Hope you have 2 ambiens and some warm milk to get a restful sleep!

    • http://google.com/ FAKEXTIAN Hunter

      Better save the Ambien for yourself! Na na na na hey hey good bye!!!! CYA Mitt and Ann next time try the Cayman Islands for votes. America didn’t want you. Here’s to kicking Lena’s rear tonight ChicksLoveRight… Ummmmm stupid.

      • Hello Jerry (D)

        You and Lena the cow were meant for each other!

  • Guest

    That pick-up game is as white as MSNBC, and probably just as servile.

    • Love of Country

      Projection? I’m afraid you don’t even know what that means (D’oh). If I’m projecting, and I say you think that a heart shot is stupid, then that means that I think a heart shot is stupid, got it? In the future, you may want to leave the big words for the brainy folks with the big boy pants on, mkay?

      And yes you did trash the concept of a heart shot when you said any hunter worth his salt knows a lung shot is best because you said that in response to my comment on the heart shot. The only reason someone would make such an obnoxious and incorrect statement like yours is because they somehow thought a heart shot was overtly foolish and something to try and belittle (not). So that is exactly what your comment implied regardless of whether you’re man enough or smart enough to see that and admit it.

      Lung shots are not more ethical than heart shots. You appear to know little of the subject …. deer often run several hundred feet after lung shots …. I’ve seen it happen and everyone else has too. If you hit the heart, they actually die much faster … I once had punctured lungs and it never killed me. Had my heart been punctured instead …. I would never have expected to survive.

      As far as the edit goes …. that’s because of your somewhat poor wording and foolish conjecture. No one was talking about a close pistol shot compared to 150 yards away with a rifle. I only shot deer well within 100 yards. If you don’t want to run the risk of confusing your reader then perhaps you shouldn’t write awkward and erroneous sentences IMHO.

      BTW, my post wasn’t up 2 full minutes before I decided to edit it and yet you were right there like a duck on a junebug, which I found rather curious, indeed.

      • Guest

        I got email alerts on my phone when you replied. The replies in the email had been edited once I read them again on this forum. I carefully read your comments before I tried to reply. Try it.

        • Love of Country

          I don’t want an inbox full of replies, to each his own.

          But cheers, douchie …. if what you say about your alerts is true, and it may very well be, sounds plausible enough, and I would hope so for your sake, then you FINALLY won a partial point in what has been a meaningless exchange from the very start. And clearly the blame for that lies squarely in your corner.

  • Tana

    Attention all US embassy staff….POTUS is now playing basketball.

  • Mother Nature’s Son

    dont this fool have any guy friends who dont work for him.

  • Im_Rick_James

    Sorry Lena Dunham – not even a 12-pack and a dare…

  • Scott

    LENA = Slutwhoretrash

  • http://twitter.com/fchucktodd FChuckTodd

    I have never bounced a quarter off Obama’s but. But I did give Axelrod a heck of a foot rub in the green room of Morning Joe.

  • karl

    That is an odd photo. If he is jumping, why is there no exertion in his face? It looks more like he is being “lifted”….

  • Stephanie Warren

    *grabs barf bag*

  • Dan Thorpe

    yes because that’s what make a good president smh

  • BostonDave in TX

    Obama plays basketball against a bunch of white dudes? Where’s the diversity? Hopefully they didn’t play a pickup game of baseball afterwards to spare him some dignity.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Obama’s a white dude too, don’t forget.

  • http://twitter.com/yahneverknowCB yahneverknow

    1. Obama, to break the oft-used stereotype, really doesn’t have much of a butt. #notquiteconcavebutnotbubble

    2. I’m starting to think if she’s supermegaultrasmart that this could be a genius level. #doubtful

  • cgraham77

    Looks pretty flat to me.

  • cgraham77

    Looks pretty flat to me.

  • Gallatin

    I’ll give each of you a quarter to go away.

  • HuandaRulz

    No wonder she thought herself good enough to change your minds about your first time… voting. Her intelect just dipped to a new low

  • Ironhawk86

    Ann Coulter wrote something in DEMONIC about liberals have this weird sexual obsession driving their politics, using the example of some no-name reporter admitted to fantasizing about Obama. Couple this with all the talk about “hatef*cking” and other such blatant misogyny directed at conservative women, you have to wonder if their entire ideology is some Freudian expression of frustration.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    throwing money at our president. does seem expeditious.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    throwing money at our president. does seem expeditious.