The Honest Toddler has announced his last-minute candidacy for president and revealed a pretty compelling presidential platform:


If this run proves fruitless, we hope that President Romney will have some room for this kid in his cabinet.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Honest Toddler for UN Ambassador.

  • gr82cu2

    Haha, that is great!

  • Kevin Krom

    Pop tarts already are an “anytime” food. Other than that, I can get on board.

    • Joshua Sumner

      i thought Pop Tarts were already “anytime” food?

  • Jack Deth

    Great tweets!

    If I didn’t know better, I’d say that Honest Toddler shares a lot of the same sense of humor as Frank J. of IMAO.

    Can definitely get behind Honest Toddler’s constant desire for cake. Which is just an intriguing delivery system for sweet, delicious frosting!

  • Joshua Sumner

    must make Cookie Monster… Cookie Monster again…

  • RaggedyAnn46

    If he doesn’t win this election, can I adopt him?