Join in on an awesome Election Eve hashtag game, you say? Don’t mind if we do!

https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/265524376932339712

https://twitter.com/proUSAproGod/status/265524884602490880

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/265524778239148032

Or by any lapdog media outlet, for that matter. Snort.

Heh.

Actually, that one seems pretty likely.

More, please!

  • Typewriterstreaming

    Nancy Pelosi loses her massive dentures as Romney LANDSLIDES! #ElectionNightSuprises

    • GaryTheBrave

      Nancy loses her seat to her GOP challenger.

    • my preciousss!!

      dentures …. hahaha!!!

  • Typewriterstreaming

    Nancy Pelosi loses her massive dentures as Romney LANDSLIDES! #ElectionNightSuprises

  • kbielefe

    Obama argues riot police jobs were created on HIS watch, not Romney’s. #ElectionNightSurprises

  • kbielefe

    Obama argues riot police jobs were created on HIS watch, not Romney’s. #ElectionNightSurprises

  • journogal

    Polling places in Florida (or insert any swing state here) have closed at 9 p.m., and have not reported any problems. #ElectionNightSuprises

  • journogal

    Polling places in Florida (or insert any swing state here) have closed at 9 p.m., and have not reported any problems. #ElectionNightSuprises

  • Dio Heerai

    Chris Mathews will be found in the fetal position playing with his own poo

    • orringtonmom (D)

      election night surprises, not election night inevitability.

  • RDPortland

    Obama supporters allege no discrimination or inherent racism to blame in massive Obama defeat. “Fair’s fair”, they shrug.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Michelle whines like a baby and refuses to hand over the keys of AF1 then takes off to S. Africa or Spain……………..nope………never mind……….TOTALLY expected……….

  • http://twitter.com/yahneverknowCB yahneverknow

    I-I can’t. This is almost too easy.

  • scubaski00

    Obama admits he’s not an American and he’s of the Muslim faith!!

  • Purple State

    Buzzfeed is so one-sided! Thank goodness we have Twitchy to present us with both sides so we can make up our own minds!

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      I know, right? That’s why I don’t go troll on Buzzfeed. I mean, what kind of idiot would do that to himself?

      • Purple State

        Probably somebody who can’t have a discussion without resorting to name-calling?

        • Grandma HeadInjury

          LOL! I said I’d be an idiot if I did that. If you wish to project my hypothetical idiocy on yourself…well, no one here is going to knock themselves out trying to stop you.

          Plus we all know that you aren’t here for a “discussion.” You are here to troll. I just thought I’d be nice and feed a troll as it looked like you were starving to the sound of crickets….

          • Purple State

            Thanks for letting me know what my motivation is.

            Actually I’m here to point out how narrow this conversation is even as it criticizes others for narrow conversation.

  • disappearing moderate

    Chuck Todd’s tears wash the Just for Men for beards and mustaches from his goatee. Axe looks more shudder-worthy without his ‘stache. Joe Scarborough flips his toupee. David Gregory’s cheerleading skirt blows up revealing the inadequacy we already suspected from his Benghazi avoidance. Okay that last one really isn’t a surprise, just an observation.

  • marcellucci

    #ElectionNightSurprises Vallerie Jarrett seen flying from the White House on her broom followed by Pelosi and Hillary……

  • http://twitter.com/nikki_________ Nikki
    • orringtonmom (D)

      i think they are underestimating how much republicans/conservative WANT to vote…

      • ForNow

        I agree with you. Everyone just VOTE! Vote, no matter what!

        Romney/Ryan 2012 The future begins Tuesday.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    #electionnightsurprises Cher tweets coherent congratulations to her millions of republican followers.

  • my preciousss!!

    surprise?
    NY & NJ for romney.
    that’d be one heck of a surprise.

  • http://twitter.com/DaffodilTimes The Daffodil Times

    #ElectionNightSurprises Republicans come to their senses and realize Romney is a liar who will destroy America.

    • KansasGirl

      #ElectionNightSurprises, Daffodil is never heard from again.

      • Grandma HeadInjury

        Please, oh please!!!

  • MoxieLouise

    #Election Night Surprises, Obama attempts to speak Austrian in a last ditch effort to impress voters.

    • Grandma HeadInjury

      Was that the accent he was using tonight?

  • stillinthe60s

    #ElectionNightSurprises: Israel bombs Iran while everyone is distracted by the US election. Obama supports decision. Which one would be the greater surprise?