Praise Jeebus …


Not for long …

  • stuckinIL4now

    If only we had $500,000,000,000,000.

    • TomJB

      If we did, they would be spending $600 Trillion

      • TundraThunder

        They might even try to spend a Google’s worth just to see how many zeros it contains. It is the numeral 1 followed by 100 zeros, for those on the left with math problems.

  • Fire and Adjust!

    Joe, Joe, Joe, With your foot in your mouth as much as it is, it should be a physical impossibility to keep uttering those moronic gaffes ……………..but somehow you manage to do it………..effortlessly it seems……………..I’m calling the good people at Guinness Book

  • John Kerry’s Forehead

    And ppl were worried about Palin being next in line.

    • TracyJean

      i had a coworker four years ago who said that she didn’t like Obama, but voted for him just because he picked someone as smart and articulate as Biden for his running mate.

      • tomtom1983

        I’m sorry but I couldn’t get past his Colgate smile. I had some concern that teeth that big and that white could somehow become yet another Democratic voting bloc.

  • TomJB

    Ladies and Gentlemen… The best man President Obama could find!

    • TugboatPhil

      Nobody messes with Joe….he messes himself quite nicely, thank you.

      • TwitWit

        so Joe.. have you always had a brain the size of a walnut..

        • TundraThunder

          Maybe even the size of a pinhead.

    • tomtom1983

      And don’t forget, Obama has confidence in this idiot.

  • Right Wired

    Someone needs to make a Joe Biden pull string doll so his idiocy is remembered and mocked for all time.

    • TundraThunder

      It may show up as an MP3 album named “Bend It Like Biden”, with Bend It being the truth, of course.

      • RowdyRepublican

        Starts with “B”…definite plausible song!

    •!/preston.ross.754 BMorgan53

      May not get a string toy, but as long as YouTube is around, the “Greatest Hits” of Biden will always be available.

  • Penmar

    But…but…but, he’s so smart, intelligent, unbelievably so and here is a perfect example of his generosity.

  • Stranded in Sonoma
  • sanama51

    And remember Joe telling us during the debate with Paul Ryan that he always means what he says.

  • Murray

    “you can’t erase what you’ve done…” you are so right, Joe… seen the recent polls? There aren’t enough binders, bayonets, or bullshit to erase what YOU’VE done.


  • JoH113

    It will be so nice to have a VP that doesn’t make me roll my eyes every time he’s in the news. I swear my eyes were threatening to pop out of my head for days after the debate

  • tomtom1983

    Biden you are such moron, how can you have a tax cut of $500 trillion dollars from a $16 trillion dollar economy?

    Wtf? These liberals are clearly as dumb as anyone can be. I’m going to need to see some of your diplomas because this is some true stupidity.

  • regmgr

    And this guy is a heart beat away from the presidency. What a dumb **S.

  • Canadian in USA

    The Democrats’ official response to Joe’s comment:

  • grais

    25 years ago, he claimed to have graduated law school in the top half of his class. He was, in fact, 76th in a class of 85.

    His skills (math & all the rest) are not exactly improving.

  • afvet4america

    More from the other #bullshitter

  • Timothy Crenshaw

    Sometimes I think Joe Biden simply went deaf and didn’t tell anyone so we don’t know that he can’t hear himself speak. He can’t watch his own lips so he has not idea of the completely and obscenely ridiculous things he keeps saying. It is hard to believe he can hear this stuff and not have it actually register in his brain at some point in time.

  • RowdyRepublican

    Hey…you can’t bullish!t a bullish!ter! He makes me laugh…oh, so hard!

  • BeeKaaay

    Joe “Math is Hard” Biden should resign as VP.

  • TrueCenturian

    Idiot Joe. You’re the reason the most important person in Washington is Obama’s doctor. As bad a Obama is, Idiot Joe has the potential to be worse. God save America! Please!

  • Ben Smull

    Don’t blame poor ole Joe; He is suffering from “Biden-itis” of the jaw. It’s a condition related to “Obama-rreha” compulsive lying of the mouth.

  • James Neal

    Geez, if we could just get 5% of that back, we could wipe out the deficit. No wonder the dimwits think the rich can pay for everything they want to give away. Is this the sharp-as-a-tack negotiator you want in the situation room on ANY issue or negotiation? For the first hundred or so times, the gaffes were a little funny. Now they are just scary…and sad — he really may be becoming unhinged or suffering from some missing brain cells.

  • whatadifference

    he is indeed the gift that keeps on giving. Who need the jelly of the month when you have our VP. It’s scary to think of him on the world stage if he should become POTUS.

  • Elda B

    Poor guy!! he lives in LA LA LAND and Obama lives looking to the floor every time Biden is close to him . *or every time he talks with Romney