Two! Four! Six! Eight! What is Biden’s mental state?

Creepily whispering to biker chicks while cradling them in his lap was only the beginning. Today at an impromptu campaign stop at Newport High School in New Hampshire, Uncle Joe made perhaps the gaffiest of gaffes today when he gave cheerleaders a shout-out as only Uncle Joe can:

“Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college,” Biden said. “You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.”

If he elaborated any further, nobody heard it on account of the symphony of jaws hitting the floor.

Twitterers, of course, couldn’t help but go to town:

Joe Biden is giving Tobias Fünke a serious run for his money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BznwsT6r_tM

Praise Jeebus.

  • Terry_Jim

    I pity ‘The Onion’.
    What place has parody when each day, reality is so weird.

    • http://twitter.com/Firemdc780 Firefighter780

      Biden is the only one the “Onion” quotes verbatim.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=715641688 Gord Higham

    What was that about a Republican ‘War on Women’, oh wait these were teenagers so not technically women yet. My bad.

  • $30423294

    Well Mr. President, Hillary has pretty much ruined any chance of being declared a “great” Secretary of State.

    She just might take a darn serious look at becoming your VP candidate, which in the present context is a slightly less humiliating place on your comic stage than where she is now.

  • Orangeone

    What is this pervert doing in a high school? Children are not safe around him.

  • SRVDisciple

    Gotta wonder what Joe was watching in his hotel room last night

  • Mini14’sBlkStrat

    This is comedy gold. Hey SNL stop acting liked democrat “cheerleaders” and do some comedy. Between biden & obama, you’ll never run out of material.

    • socraticsilliness

      and SNL wouldn’t have to write any Biden material, he provides it himself…..

    • civet

      Let him guest host, extend the opening monologue by an hour twenty, and tell him to riff some campaigning. Biden, no prompter, and live tv? Unintentional Mark Twain Prize in 3,2,…

    • brianmouland

      Just cancel SNL and let Slow Joe do a one man show a lot funnier and higher ratings

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/7BG44DBU5IHJQ5ZAYWNT3RSPBM Jack Offelday

    Oh my. The really mind blowing hard wood exists between Biden’s ears.

    • WingedBishop

      Uncle Joe B. would tell you it’s someplace else.

  • grais

    I don’t think they’re letting him shout, “Osama bin Laden’s DEAD,” anymore, so it was either this crack(‘scuse me) or the one giving his assurances that Obama has a big stick.

  • WingedBishop

    In Biden’s mind the gaffe was mixing up “hard wood” and “my mind”

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Uh, ew.

  • WingedBishop

    What would Biden would say about the men in cheer squads?

  • Smart Grunt

    New campaign slogan, “Have I hugged your kids today?”

    • socraticsilliness

      or….pull my finger….

    • http://twitter.com/MawMaw4Romney Donna

      Fun hashtag! #BidensNewCampaignSlogan

    • http://twitter.com/MawMaw4Romney Donna

      Fun hashtag! #BidensNewCampaignSlogan

  • Postbackxp

    Joe is just saying what Lib Dems are thinking but afraid to say.

    Biden is some form of bizzaro world idiot savant.
    He just can’t get the hang of the Savant part.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Except in this instance. I don’t think Lib Dems think that way about cheerleaders…the female ones I mean.

      • Sally

        Was he talking about all cheerleaders (including guys) or just the girls/women? As a former “songleader” (dance team member), we did as much stuff outside as inside the gym. So sometimes spongy grass, springy track, and dusty dirt, not always hard wood.

      • LyleFelix

        Ya, they’re GIRLS, that’s why the stuff they do ANYWHERE blows his mind.

        He has spent far too much time with the Democrat party’s Butch Feminists and their eunuchs to really understand a cheerleaders femininity (the ‘LEADERS’ part of it also throws him and ALL of Obama’s cohorts).

    • Sinjun

      I disagree Biden is a genius at being an idiot.

      • AlmaAlma

        lol, gold

    • Sinjun

      I disagree Biden is a genius at being an idiot.

  • Burt Zerker

    I heard that they had taken Joe’s brain out to be dry cleaned,..and lost the ticket. On the bright side,.. they offered to replace it with a sweater of equal or greater value.

  • Pete Futz

    …and there’s uncle joe he’s (brain) moving kinda slow…at the junction

    • SAndrews

      Petticoat Junction reference! How many will get THAT one? Nice!

    • SAndrews

      Petticoat Junction reference! How many will get THAT one? Nice!

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Joe, get back on the bus.

    • NWFL Conservative

      The SHORT ONE with the ramp in the back

      • Karen

        I just snorted out my beverage at that…

      • Karen

        I just snorted out my beverage at that…

    • NWFL Conservative

      The SHORT ONE with the ramp in the back

    • LyleFelix

      Where we going??????????????? Back to the home????????????

  • Climbr880

    “the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.”

    That’s one line of a song he’s writing for the next Van Halen reunion tour. He’s hoping to come out and sing it with DLR.

  • Climbr880

    “the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.”

    That’s one line of a song he’s writing for the next Van Halen reunion tour. He’s hoping to come out and sing it with DLR.

  • Cherry Walker

    Biden is proof that Botox rots your brain!

  • NWFL Conservative

    “JoeZo the Clown” Biden is Obama’s best insurance against assassination.

    Every time he opens his piehole, I hear the Scarecrow sing “If I only had a brain………”

    • Black Ball

      Did I read somewhere that NWFL Conservative that Joe Biden didn’t make it onto some sort of terrorist list because of his complete cluelessness? The thought behind this being that because of his sheer stupidity, Biden would be seen as useful to those that pursue an anti-America agenda?

    • DiveCon

      i’m pretty sure that was why he was picked, but Obama didnt think about “foreign enemies” only his domestic ones

  • NWFL Conservative

    “JoeZo the Clown” Biden is Obama’s best insurance against assassination.

    Every time he opens his piehole, I hear the Scarecrow sing “If I only had a brain………”

  • vetgal1970

    Dear Joe,
    Waiting until the yard signs, t-shirts, bumper stickers and other campaign paraphenalia is all printed up was probably the smartest thing I have ever seen you do.

  • vetgal1970

    Dear Joe,
    Waiting until the yard signs, t-shirts, bumper stickers and other campaign paraphenalia is all printed up was probably the smartest thing I have ever seen you do.

  • Kenneth Spell

    All I know is, when they hand him the Nuclear Football, it’s always marked NERF.

    • civet

      Heh. nice.

  • Kenneth Spell

    All I know is, when they hand him the Nuclear Football, it’s always marked NERF.

  • http://twitter.com/CB_IA Cbfordz

    Grandpa Joe is at it again. As amusing as he is to watch, the thing that frightens me the most is that this clown is one cigarette-induced heart attack away from the Oval Office. And the left was worried about Sarah Palin. Gees.

  • brianmouland

    If Jeff Daniels doesnt want it Biden can have the Harry Dunn role in the remake of Dumb and Dumber

    • socraticsilliness

      He could play a new role in the movie as his Uncle Slappy…..

  • civet

    His Secret Service detail is not so much for protection as for making sure he doesn’t wander off.

  • mrt721

    Does Joe even remember what hard wood is?

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Uncle Joe is the gift that keeps on giving. How did this ‘man without a brain’ get elected to Congress….oh…I guess that IS a requirement!

  • Smart Grunt

    Just found out his next sentence was, “I love watching them pull tricks, and who here doesn’t love that?”

    • http://www.facebook.com/d0nna.ac0sta Donna Acosta

      Sadly, I’m wondering…are you serious, or joking? smh that I could be thinking such a thing about the vice-prez of my country…!

  • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

    Joe woke up with wood, between the ears.

  • bonaparte3

    Oh, that’s a hoot; a genuine belly laugh. Good old Joe.

  • stillinthe60s

    Why do I think of Fred Mertz every time I see Joe?

    • LyleFelix

      Mostly because the only differences between the two is size and age.

  • J.N. Ashby

    Maybe he made the double entendre intentionally? If so, I mean, I still think he’s a douchebag, I enjoyed it.

  • http://twitter.com/JamesTMcCarthy James McCarthy

    Much ado about nothing…it is your own twisted minds that are sexualizing his words.

    • Iacobus

      Ever hear of a Freudian slip? Google it.

      Uncle Joe is the gift that keeps on giving. It’d be hysterical if it wasn’t so scary. xD

      • http://twitter.com/JamesTMcCarthy James McCarthy

        Yes and his was not one in any way. You, this blog, and most of the commenters are applying metaphoric meaning to VP Biden’s words….Yes I get it, and it is funny.

    • stuckinIL4now

      Nothing, really? If a Republican had said this it would be 24×7 scandal in the libturd slimestream media. Nothing in the news, maybe not even Iran launching a nuke at the US, would divert their attention from their utter idiocy and the absurdity with which they would obsess over it.

      • http://twitter.com/JamesTMcCarthy James McCarthy

        No. At most, A GOPer words would be fodder for comedians, like I suspect, VP Biden’s words will be. Funny on all accounts.

  • Emjay Graykat

    While I think Joe Biden is a freakin’ idiot, I get what he was saying, he didn’t mean it as a double entendre. If you’ve ever watched cheerleaders at a basket ball game out on the court, or at a football game a some schools where they are on the track around the field, being thrown up in the air, doing flips and somersaults, the only thing that goes through my mind is I hope they don’t miss and hit the floor.

  • http://twitter.com/AUBraves AUBraves

    If you think Joe is bad… view this… and listen for the “urgency in his voice” also. It really is funny and I feel bad for her.

    http://now.msn.com/jill-biden-accidentally-makes-penis-joke-while-introducing-joe-biden?gt1=50501

    • stuckinIL4now

      Hilarious. And a guy a few comments below accuses us of having twisted minds. This was an entire crowd of libturds who just couldn’t stop laughing or get off the subject.

  • Patticakes

    Come on – these Biden comments are NOT gaffes – they are obviously scripted by some mktg team. Sex sells and they know people will repeat this sort of thing which gives them more exposure. Try to ignore it or you’re only helping the other team.

  • TRONRADIO

    You can’t make it up.

  • Jedd McHead

    I hope Joe still gets air time after Odrama is soundly booted out of office in November. He’s a bottomless well of amusing malpropisms.

  • regmgr

    A very old delusional VP. I’m sure he is totally out of his mind. He just can’t get out of his own way. One step away from being our President? You’ve got to be kidding.

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    I used to think he was just an arrogant asinine insider now I just know he is so clueless that it comes off as arrogant, because we can’t have the veep steal the prez’s thunder on being arrogant. People complained about the mental short comings of Dan Quail? He’s a ranking member of MENSA compared to Biden.

  • Wishsong

    For the first and probably only time, I agree with Joe Biden.

  • http://www.facebook.com/walker.bennett.5 Walker Bennett

    Let’s not lower ourselves to freaking out over every little unfortunately worded sound-byte. That’s the libs job. We’re supposed to be above that. I, for one, am a fan of what cheerleaders do on hard wood :)

  • http://freerepublic.com GOPcongress

    If I had a daughter on the cheerleading squad when Joe made those remarks, i would …(self censored to prevent the Secret Service from knocking on my door for a “talk” in the morning)

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Old pervert. That’s a DemonRat for ya!

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    Old pervert. That’s a DemonRat for ya!

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    Blow in Biden’s ear, you could use his empty head as the 5gal. jug in a jug band.

    Like the TARDIS, the empty of his head is bigger in the inside than the outside.