Oh dear: Joe Biden makes mind-blowing sexual gaffe about cheerleaders

Two! Four! Six! Eight! What is Biden’s mental state?

Creepily whispering to biker chicks while cradling them in his lap was only the beginning. Today at an impromptu campaign stop at Newport High School in New Hampshire, Uncle Joe made perhaps the gaffiest of gaffes today when he gave cheerleaders a shout-out as only Uncle Joe can:

“Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college,” Biden said. “You think, I’m joking, they’re almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.”

If he elaborated any further, nobody heard it on account of the symphony of jaws hitting the floor.

Twitterers, of course, couldn’t help but go to town:

Thats Biden RT @TheToddNewberg: Biden, on college cheerleaders: "They’re almost all gymansts, the stuff they do on hard wood blows my mind’’

— Mark Ennis (@MarkEnnis) September 21, 2012

Obamacare must cover splinters. MT @BrettLoGiurato: Biden, on college cheerleaders, "The stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.’’

— Alex Castellanos (@alexcast) September 21, 2012

https://twitter.com/slone/status/249276714411229185

https://twitter.com/SalenaZitoTrib/status/249279916569415680

#LMAO! RT @wbconservative Biden on cheerleaders: ‘The stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind’ http://t.co/57p96dAe

— Rap Tor (@Raptor2u) September 21, 2012

https://twitter.com/LauraKMM/status/249279288942141440

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Have to give Kudos to VP Biden for getting "hard wood" into this quote. You know he did it on purpose, th'aul divil. http://t.co/IupnBqf6

— John McGuirk (@john_mcguirk) September 21, 2012

https://twitter.com/chrismchaines/status/249277454940770304

To Biden: Please, never, ever mention cheerleaders, hard & wood in the same sentence. Thank you.

— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) September 21, 2012

Biden admires cheerleaders. Who'd have guessed “@ZekeJMiller: Biden: 'Cheerleaders in college are the best athletes' http://t.co/q3bxoXlI

— Hugh Hewitt (@hughhewitt) September 21, 2012

Joe Biden is giving Tobias Fünke a serious run for his money.

Praise Jeebus.