https://twitter.com/KiTheSongbird/status/247740290570539008

Well, it took a couple of days, but we’ve finally determined what Valerie Jarrett was thinking when she tweeted out the letter “P.” At a campaign event in Cincinnati this morning, President Obama really got his audience’s enthusiasm flowing. One man apparently drank in a little more of Obama’s greatness than everyone else, and, unable to contain himself any longer, he snuck off to relieve some pent-up pressure, killing some grass in the process. You can view the photo here.

Gotta vote? Gotta go is more like it. One might say that guy’s Obama’s number one fan. Badum-CH!

Whether the urinator will be identified remains to be seen, but leave it to ExJon to speculate:

Heh.

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Update:

According to Politico, a spokesman for the Secret Service asserts that the photobomber is, in fact, a Secret Service agent facing away from the president in order to watch for threats. The Secret Service denies that any urination took place.

The agent’s stance, though, is a bit suspect, to say the least. And hey — even Secret Service guys have to go once in a while. Those guys are trained to have their eyes and ears tuned in to their surroundings. Nothing says they can’t multitask.

  • J. Cox

    It makes for a great analogy,today is constitution day,and Obama continues to piss our rights away.

    • cjoakwood

      yep

    • cjoakwood

      yep

    • Rob Welch

      Bro. You got that right!!! We are so screwed if we can’t get him out of there in November!!

      • BILLPOLK

        VOTE

    • Rob Welch

      Bro. You got that right!!! We are so screwed if we can’t get him out of there in November!!

  • weRbroke

    Just imagine the amount of kodak moments stored on harddrives around the world…

  • Christian Collins

    “Number one” fan…d’oh!!!!!

    • Brown Bear Mike

      To go along with the Great Prevaricator’s previously immortalized “Number Two” fan at OWS in NYC.

  • NWFL Conservative

    it seems like life has been a real pisser lately for the Great Prevaricator.

    How ironic, Obama pisses on our Constitution every day and someone pisses during his speech.

    • Erik

      It’d be more ironic if what you said made sense!

      • NWFL Conservative

        Try not to speak widdle ewic. There is an old saying. It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth like you just did and remove all doubt.

      • Hello Jerry (D)

        Translation: I can only read at a 1st grade level… like most liberals

    • BILLPOLK

      VOTE.

  • Owen007

    Are we sure he was urinating? Maybe the tingle up this guy’s leg was just a little too much for him.

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      Chris Matthew’s nephew?

    • ozconservative

      Yeah how do we know this wasn’t Chris Matthews pleasuring himself???

  • http://www.facebook.com/wayne.parsons.52 Wayne Parsons

    Listening to another recycled speech from 2008 would make me vomit. Emblematic that the Cosen One is Pissin on all Americans and the Constitution

  • Joe W.

    Must be a lost OWS protester.

    • SL

      LOL! I was thinking the same thing! The camera must of turned off before he took a shit.

  • http://twitter.com/twolaneflash twolaneflash

    Piss poor performance, PO; piss off

  • Deborah Coletti

    What will the media do with this one? Think they’ll play and replay it as much as they did the turkey’s heads going thru the grinder behind Palin during an interview?

  • Right Wired

    You didn’t diddle that!

    • http://www.facebook.com/d0nna.ac0sta Donna Acosta

      LOL! I nearly choked laughing. Bahahahaha!

  • Right Wired

    BackaUrophobia : The fear that someone is behind you, peeing.

  • Right Wired

    He’s actually so broke, that he’s been forced to hydromine for gold!

    • geddys_uncle

      …so broke he didn’t have a “pot” to do it in… hahaha! Which brings me ’round to the description that I’ve given on numerous occasions for “why do people go for socialism?” ….Here it is: people who WANT POWER approach people who don’t have a pot to piss in, point out the abundance of piss-pots possessed by prosperous people, convince them that the prosperity was perpetually and purposely purloined, and that they should assist in the violent recovery of said pisspots. Well, that works pretty well for the Power People, but, in the end, the Poor People STILL don’t possess the pisspots, AND, have to do something with the previous pisspot owners’ dead stinky bodies. Beyond that, even in a place where they’d function properly, the pisspot plumbing plumbers’ new regulatory agencies don’t even allow them to install pisspots in any places except for the ones approved by the Power People, and, of course, that excludes all properties previously, presently, and perpetually assigned to Poor People. That’s a lot of P’s, but, a very important life-lesson could be winnowed down to 7 P’s. Proper Prior Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance….. Don’t be a piss-poor performing voter this November.

    • geddys_uncle

      …so broke he didn’t have a “pot” to do it in… hahaha! Which brings me ’round to the description that I’ve given on numerous occasions for “why do people go for socialism?” ….Here it is: people who WANT POWER approach people who don’t have a pot to piss in, point out the abundance of piss-pots possessed by prosperous people, convince them that the prosperity was perpetually and purposely purloined, and that they should assist in the violent recovery of said pisspots. Well, that works pretty well for the Power People, but, in the end, the Poor People STILL don’t possess the pisspots, AND, have to do something with the previous pisspot owners’ dead stinky bodies. Beyond that, even in a place where they’d function properly, the pisspot plumbing plumbers’ new regulatory agencies don’t even allow them to install pisspots in any places except for the ones approved by the Power People, and, of course, that excludes all properties previously, presently, and perpetually assigned to Poor People. That’s a lot of P’s, but, a very important life-lesson could be winnowed down to 7 P’s. Proper Prior Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance….. Don’t be a piss-poor performing voter this November.

  • Mini14’sBlkStrat

    Afterwards he crapped on a police car, but its okay, he’s obama’s people.

  • Todd Hill

    I wonder if Tingles will interview Tinkles about this impropriety…

  • http://twitter.com/vdpittman Darrell Pittman

    Asserting his right to express pee from his bladder. Must be with #OWS

  • http://twitter.com/vdpittman Darrell Pittman

    That giant whizzing sound you hear…

  • Randy Mickiewicz

    I wonder where the Secret Service was? shouldn’t the Pres be protected fro the rear?

    • ozconservative

      He is when Chrissie is around.

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    I love it! Haha. However, what a piss poor place to pee! He should have done it on O’s shoe.

  • radjahshelduck

    Well, you can’t spell “President” without a p….

  • Guest

    I wonder if it left a purple spot from the grape Koolaid

  • Burt Zerker

    Remember, if you shake it more than three times,..you’re voting for Obama

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    I suppose while he was on the hill takin care of bidness, Obama was telling the crowd it was raining.

  • TJCrane_NCC1701

    <—The dude is copying my icon !

    • NWFL Conservative

      Click here

      Bwahahahahahahahaha!

      • TJCrane_NCC1701

        LMAO…”Dog Whistle”.

  • http://twitter.com/rrw_2 Rich Williams

    Only an Obama supporter would urinate uphill.

    • NWFL Conservative

      Or into the wind.

    • cjoakwood

      Classic…good one…but true!!

    • cjoakwood

      Classic…good one…but true!!

    • jack Lamb

      Or into the wind.

    • jack Lamb

      Or into the wind.

    • Disgusted American

      I have to tell you I was thinking the same thing exactly… ONLY A DEM would do that!

    • Disgusted American

      I have to tell you I was thinking the same thing exactly… ONLY A DEM would do that!

    • celsma

      Good ole’ Rahm is feeling like he pissed into the wind these days too, being devoured by his own entitlement intoxicated monsters in Chicago. Too funny.

    • spamless

      Oh, I get it: you wanted him to face the camera.

  • NWFL Conservative

    He’s just doing on the lawn what the Prevaricator in Chief does to our Constitution and Bill of Rights each and every morning.

  • http://twitter.com/hammond Jeff Hammond

    Isn’t that Biden?

  • SurlyTexan

    Should…… Not…..Have …..Drunk …… So……..Much……. Kool-aid…….. Ahhhhhhhh!

  • vino veritas

    Kierra Leak
    @KiTheSongbird
    Omg… If I were to ever meet Barack Obama I know I’d either pee on myself or pass out… Lol!!! Just keeping it real. ?

    That’s a little too damn real, thanks obamabot!

  • Bill Gordon

    Shoulda done it on his leg.

  • Bill Gordon

    Shoulda done it on his leg.

  • dedalus

    The only one in the picture whose doing anything approaching useful.

  • dedalus

    The only one in the picture whose doing anything approaching useful.

  • http://www.facebook.com/wrjnicholson William R Nicholson

    This Doesn’t Surprise Anyone That Has Watched This Slow Motion Train Wreck Of An Administration.obama Says ‘ Forward ” With His 4th year of Campaigning ( Yet Never Showing up For The Job ) Yet He Has Pushed All Of The U.S. Economy ; Into The Toilet ! This # 1 Fan Is Obviously Entralled With the emperors Oratory Just About As Much As The Rest Of Us ! 4 Years Of The Same Old Campaign Speeches ! This Is As Bad As Being Stuck In Disneylands ” Small World ” Attraction For 4 Years , Listening To That Song Incessantly ! Please Stop This Torture ; This Was Outlawed By Geneva Conventions , Right ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/wrjnicholson William R Nicholson

    This Doesn’t Surprise Anyone That Has Watched This Slow Motion Train Wreck Of An Administration.obama Says ‘ Forward ” With His 4th year of Campaigning ( Yet Never Showing up For The Job ) Yet He Has Pushed All Of The U.S. Economy ; Into The Toilet ! This # 1 Fan Is Obviously Entralled With the emperors Oratory Just About As Much As The Rest Of Us ! 4 Years Of The Same Old Campaign Speeches ! This Is As Bad As Being Stuck In Disneylands ” Small World ” Attraction For 4 Years , Listening To That Song Incessantly ! Please Stop This Torture ; This Was Outlawed By Geneva Conventions , Right ?

  • PapaRick98

    He could have gone behind the bushes but he may have been relieving a different pressure. Obama really excites the young crowds (of idiiots) lol

  • PapaRick98

    He could have gone behind the bushes but he may have been relieving a different pressure. Obama really excites the young crowds (of idiiots) lol

  • walkingman717

    Axelrod sent Biden up the hill to do a fact check. Joe immediately reported, “just like the president, Josh carries… a big stick.”

  • walkingman717

    Axelrod sent Biden up the hill to do a fact check. Joe immediately reported, “just like the president, Josh carries… a big stick.”

  • John Wheeler

    Guess he couldn’t wait until he was behind something. He might as well have been on stage.

  • John Wheeler

    Guess he couldn’t wait until he was behind something. He might as well have been on stage.

  • geddys_uncle

    Nobody noticed that he was peeing uphill? I guess Joe Biden would say, “Two words; Wet, smelly shoes!”

  • geddys_uncle

    Nobody noticed that he was peeing uphill? I guess Joe Biden would say, “Two words; Wet, smelly shoes!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/glenn.meentemeyer Glenn Meentemeyer Sr.

    He’s probably saying from far off, Piss on you Obama!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/glenn.meentemeyer Glenn Meentemeyer Sr.

    He’s probably saying from far off, Piss on you Obama!!!!!

  • Elke E. Wilhelm

    What a fitting tribute for this president.

    • http://www.facebook.com/carl.englishbee Carl Englishbee

      So true!

    • GaylePutt

      This is still America…that guy is permitted to express his opinion of the Presdient.

  • Elke E. Wilhelm

    What a fitting tribute for this president.

  • Charles Dasaro

    I hope he didn’t hit President Oh-BUMMER! BTW here’s an interesting flick comming down the pike for muslim world viewing!
    Bill Maher’s Movie Stinks! HERE”S A QUOTE
    “Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.” That’s my favorite quote from Bill Maher’s often brilliant, but often unfocused “documentary,” called “Religulous.” It opens in early October right after its debut at the Toronto Film Festival.

  • Charles Dasaro

    I hope he didn’t hit President Oh-BUMMER! BTW here’s an interesting flick comming down the pike for muslim world viewing!
    Bill Maher’s Movie Stinks! HERE”S A QUOTE
    “Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.” That’s my favorite quote from Bill Maher’s often brilliant, but often unfocused “documentary,” called “Religulous.” It opens in early October right after its debut at the Toronto Film Festival.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cliff-Brown/1244191292 Cliff Brown

    he looks like a meth head.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cliff-Brown/1244191292 Cliff Brown

    he looks like a meth head.

  • RobX

    I want to know how a person walks to the top of a grassy knoll while POTUS is speaking at the podium. Where the hell is Secret Service. This Admin apparently has no concept of security. Prostitutes have access to Presidents schedule, Ambassador with no protection in violent city, some random dude easily walking to the best highest best position to take out the POTUS. What the hell were they not thinking!

  • RobX

    I want to know how a person walks to the top of a grassy knoll while POTUS is speaking at the podium. Where the hell is Secret Service. This Admin apparently has no concept of security. Prostitutes have access to Presidents schedule, Ambassador with no protection in violent city, some random dude easily walking to the best highest best position to take out the POTUS. What the hell were they not thinking!

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.beaman.9 John Beaman

    It would have been more fitting if he was taking a crap.

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.beaman.9 John Beaman

    It would have been more fitting if he was taking a crap.

  • PapaRick98

    Sure enough, the teleprompter is in plain view right in front of the zombie in chief.

  • PapaRick98

    Sure enough, the teleprompter is in plain view right in front of the zombie in chief.

  • Kenny Hoffman

    He’s Ur a Peein” !!!!

  • Kenny Hoffman

    He’s Ur a Peein” !!!!

  • Kenny Hoffman

    Smartest person there……

  • Kenny Hoffman

    Smartest person there……

  • Right Wired

    Recycling in its pure form! Save the azaleas!

  • Right Wired

    Recycling in its pure form! Save the azaleas!

  • mkreider

    Maybe he was actually trying to urinate on him.

  • mkreider

    Maybe he was actually trying to urinate on him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JimEvansIV Jim Evans

    Could that be his son?

  • http://www.facebook.com/JimEvansIV Jim Evans

    Could that be his son?

  • Mitch Cumstein

    Might be the same guy that took a dump on the cop car last year at Occupy. Liberals is classy!

  • JoeMyGod

    Politico reports that the Secret Service had ID’d the man as one of their agents who was guarding the backstage wooded area for the president. In other words, HO-HUM another Twitchy post about nothing. http://www.politico.com/politico44/2012/09/from-the-viral-photo-department-135785.html?hp=f2

  • http://www.facebook.com/chris.burr.5 Chris Burr

    Well, after you’ve had so much Kool-Aid…………..

  • Hal Fast

    B.O. had a intel leak at his campaign event. Obummer.

  • Russell Kersey

    first thought it was Uncle Joe Biden,he can piss on anything.

  • http://www.facebook.com/linda.smithdelong Linda Smith DeLong

    must have drank too much kool aid

  • Rick

    Actually it all makes sense because the guy reading the teleprompter is doing the same thing on the entire country.

  • SimJim

    Has anyone seen Biden?

  • Skevvy

    one more similarity to Jimmy Carter, vis-a-vis, brother Billy, Carter’s pisser of a brother

  • Rick Nelson

    Too much kool-aid I guess.

  • sacj7

    Hey: To me it doesn’t matter WHAT political view a guy has; if he’s gotta go, he’s gotta go!

  • Obnoxious_Idiot

    HAHAHA! This dude deserves a medal!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/Z5XK22SPFSB6LDTMBYXIK3FCCY yahoo-Z5XK22SPFSB6LDTMBYXIK3FCCY

    Gee whiz…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/donald.hall.330 Donald Hall

    Chris Mathews would just let it run down his leg and feel all tingly !

  • http://twitter.com/AUBraves AUBraves

    What if he’s not taking a leak… what if he has a real tingly leg?

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    He’s just following O’s lead.

  • Valjean

    He was probably just pissed off by all of Obama’s blathering….

  • Brett A. Wheeler

    What this dude is putting out is worth far more than what Obama spews!

  • Truth Teller

    Did Obama’s EPA go after this pisser for the toxic discharge? Of course not. They granted him a waiver a la thousands given for Obamacare because he’s a ‘donator.’

  • NoToTyrants

    I think this is a metaphor for the Obama presidency.

    While you are distracted watching the scripted Surreality show that is the Obama pResidency, behind the scenes they are busy urinating uphill so it it runs down on you.

  • lana ward

    Seems he would feel so embarassed always having to look at that thing to tell him what to say. It makes him look just so little. Pitiful

  • Randall Parker Mba

    Michelle will get this:

    If they don’t post a sign saying, “Bawal umihi dito,” it’s fair game!

    Mabuhay!

  • http://twitter.com/JH101960 Wulfheard

    Obama’ peeps, that’s all I have to say.

  • Just Another Guy

    Some people are just pissed off about 0bama. At least he wasn’t turned around or on top of the building like I’d imagine I’d want to be at such an event.

    Better to be pissed off than pissed on….

    We need more leakers at Obama events

  • Paul C.

    It’s what Obama is doing to us.

  • Ginger Cleary

    Secret Service? R U Kidding!? SS do NOT dress that way.

  • Streetiebird

    These non-articles are amazing!
    Guy on twitter: I think I saw someone peeing
    Reality: It was the secret service
    Twitchy: OMG This is my next story!! *COPY PASTE*

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/2T7APEUNZ5AWAK4FERAFPLJ6EA Donald

    I was looking at the number of people there. The picture does not show very many people.
    Was it a private gathering? It doesn`t look like he has more than a few hundred.
    Counting the one releiving himself.
    It makes you wonder if the polls are real or not?