We’ve got a question for Cher: How can you hear yourself sing with all those bees constantly buzzing around in your bonnet?

Today, the dizzy diva revisited an earlier discussion she’d held with herself inside her head: Paul Ryan and Ayn Rand. Only a few short weeks ago, she ranted to her many “lovelies” about Ryan’s supposed obsession with the Objectivist author (Cher seems to have missed the memo that Ryan rejected Rand’s philosophy years ago). Apparently, she didn’t successfully get her point across with the first go-round, so she had to hop aboard the crazy train yet again:

Twitchy shrugged.

  • Bob Janke

    Why do you keep paying attention to this head case? It’s obvious she has a mental problem. No one cares what she thinks, and if they do they’re fans of Cher. And no one cares about them either.

    • http://twitter.com/hood9mm Cary

      I felt the same way once. Now I just look at it as fodder for a good laugh.

    • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

      I’m a dyed-in-the wool Libertarian. Provided she’s not operating Heavy Machinery in a community situation, or a Motor Vehicle, then “have at it!”
      I LOVE THE ALL CAPS!
      She’s providing Free Entertainment.
      Thank you Cher!

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    I think she needs therapy.

    • Bill Gordon

      She’s had therapy. Didn’t work.

  • LeftistsStink

    Doubt Cher ever read a book by Ayn Rand…or any book.

  • Tyler

    How drunk is she on a scale from 1 to Lohan?

    • https://twitter.com/Guy_Montag_OG Guy_Montag_OG

      I like a drink or two, but this is (lohan)^2. lol.
      Definitely “Car Crash Theatre”.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      She’s gone full Gary Busey.

  • Undine

    The caps lock alone is enough to give me a headache.

  • http://twitter.com/mnfe2 Lisa

    Congress doesn’t want us to have what healthcare they have so we get Obamacare? I thought that was one of the arguments from the RIGHT against Obamacare. So…she agrees with Romney/Ryan? I think my head is going to explode.

    • Sparky

      The simple fact she can manage to form a few words without Sonny to write them amazes me. What a kook!

  • http://twitter.com/hood9mm Cary

    Cher has slipped out of the straight jacket, AGAIN!

  • Right Wired

    Here tweets read like my 90 year old aunt’s emails.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Her tweets make Al Sharpton sound semi-coherent.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        IS that even possible?
        Resist, we much!

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        IS that even possible?
        Resist, we much!

  • Mackie72

    Twitchy people: If you go to Bellevue or any asylum, you can give an iPad to a patient and get the same results as you’d get from @Cher. So why promote her sad, senile rants any longer? Just ignore her.
    Remember: Botox did the same shit to Nancy Pelosi’s brain.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      I don’t think you’d get the same results at all. I believe that one or two of the patients would eventually write something coherent.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002109532283 Jillane Kent

        I could randomly bang my head against the keyboard and come across as more sensible.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Elbow-typing, for the WIN!

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          Elbow-typing, for the WIN!

  • jmz

    BAHAHAHAHAAHAH…cocains a hell of a drug..especially when you mix it with botox and shoot it like whiskey!

  • SideshowJon36

    Nothing says rational argument like typing in all caps and ignoring typos

  • Conservativeanarchist

    She’s lost it. Hollywood has lost it.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Hollywood never had it.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Hollywood never had it.

  • Dencal26

    Cher has lost her way. She no longer relates with real Americans. Sonny must have been on drugs when he married the witch.

  • Kevin Miller

    Cher may be one of the 8 or 9 people who would vote for Roseanne Barr.

  • wmhoad

    I like the all caps. SHE’S SHOUTING THOSE TWEETS INDIGNANTLY!

    • http://deadbuffaloblog.blogspot.com/ DeadBuffalo Blog

      Caplocks went out in the 90’s, along with the last vestiges of Cher’s career.

  • Thom Harris

    Bless your heart, Cher. We need to get you a cookie and get back on your meds.

    • Jay Stevens

      Or at least a warm glass of milk.

    • Jay Stevens

      Or at least a warm glass of milk.

  • ZoriahShepard

    I now find myself looking forward to the daily tweets from this crazy bitch.

  • Bill Gordon

    She has had so many face lifts the skin has crushed what little brain she had left, which wasn’t much to statr with. Needs to stay off the drugs.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Actually, at her latest ‘treatment’, they lifted her brain, tried to sell it to science, but they rejected it.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Actually, at her latest ‘treatment’, they lifted her brain, tried to sell it to science, but they rejected it.

  • http://twitter.com/maplebob23 Fake Obama Follower

    The last time @cher was quasi-relevant is when she made an album with Beavis & Butthead.

  • Ramone Love

    Is Cher really writing these or is her disgruntled personal assistant trying to make her seem crazier than she already is?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/VFJQ6CMWLBDDPV5QJWVTQQUYRI Robert

    I don’t understand. This is about Cher but you’ve got a picture of Howard Stern.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      They’re long lost twins. Sometimes they get mixed up.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        Howard = Cher before the botullism.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        Howard = Cher before the botullism.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/VFJQ6CMWLBDDPV5QJWVTQQUYRI Robert

    I’m starting to like twitter, although I still make fun of it. It’s making it that much easier to build my list of idiots whose products I would never spend a dime on.

  • orringtonmom (D)

    if you can’t speak stupid in 140 characters or less, cher, is twitter really for you?

  • John Fowler

    ME. UNDERSTAMD CHER PERFECT LY. BUT, MAKE SENSE and, NOW MUST GO SLEEP!!1

  • http://Twitter.com/jkerrysforehead John Kerry’s Forehead

    Mom, Grandma Cher is on the Twitter again.

  • http://twitter.com/PIPPatriot PIPPatriot

    So wait, So Ryan used to read some atheist lady’s books before he became a Catholic? Is that what happened? Before I was a Christian I worshiped Madonna of all people. People change when they find faith.

  • http://twitter.com/PIPPatriot PIPPatriot

    So wait, So Ryan used to read some atheist lady’s books before he became a Catholic? Is that what happened? Before I was a Christian I worshiped Madonna of all people. People change when they find faith.

  • brianmouland

    Compared to mommy Chaz almost seems normal

    • http://deadbuffaloblog.blogspot.com/ DeadBuffalo Blog

      Chaz and Cher went to the hospital on the same day. Chaz got an addadicktome. Cher got a lobotomy.

  • http://twitter.com/RalphyBoyUSA RalphyBoy

    What’s with all the SCREAMING Cher? Turn down the voices in your head when you type… And… do… it… more… sanely… k? Sweet!

  • CynicOwl

    Just because someone reads Rand, doesn’t make them an Obectivist. I’ve read Cher’s Tweets, I’m not instantly an idiot. Though I do question my own intellect for reading them!