Good news, everyone! Our short national nightmare is over. Last night, Michael Avenatti unprotected his Twitter account:
I received nearly 4k requests today from people who want to follow. And over 481 e-mails. So I unlocked the account. Hopefully I will not regret this. #Basta
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) May 24, 2018
For America.
"The people need me" https://t.co/gOQpJXT3kC
— Currently between fraudulent suspensions (@jtLOL) May 24, 2018
They do, though. Can you imagine how pathetic our lives would be if we were deprived of this kind of brilliance?
So we are foregoing a chance at a historic resolution to a nuclear crisis because we object to someone we know being called a "political dummy"? Are you kidding me? So much for that self-appointed Nobel peace prize. #NoLeadership #Pathetic #Basta
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) May 24, 2018
You’re a treasure, Michael Avenatti. Don’t leave us again.
We are such a talented country. We have people who are simultaneously experts on both porn stars and East Asian security issues.
— Erielle Davidson (@politicalelle) May 24, 2018
An embarrassment of riches. Emphasis on the “embarrassment.”
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