‘Stay strong’! Tiny violins start playing for Chris Cillizza who cries 'there are no slow news days'

Seems Chris Cillizza is showing signs of fatigue in reporting the news.

It’s gotta be ROUGH for the media these days … ha!

There are no more slow news days

— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) August 1, 2017

Gosh, maybe if he and the rest of the media hasn’t spent the last eight years with their heads conveniently up their backsides, reporting actual news wouldn’t be such a hardship for them.

8 year break taking it's toll. https://t.co/q8O661RPTv

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 1, 2017

Not sure how they can manage, it’s so TOUGH.

https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/892307957379149824

Ok, that’s just gnarly.

https://twitter.com/themanfronUNCLE/status/892329167517347840

The majority of them spent 2009-2016 writing about Obama’s favorite color and how amazing he was on Jimmy Fallon.

https://twitter.com/MitchBehna/status/892233221378895872

Heh.

Well you've been on vaca for 8 years. Time to act like you have a job to do.

— Fredo's Brother (@HSmorgenblass) August 1, 2017

When you’ve been on vacation for such a long time it can be tough to get back into the swing of things.

Someone get Chris a tissue.

Related:

ASSHAT in 140 characters: Capitalists BITCH SLAP Matt Yglesias for his definition of Socialism

CNN’s headline on transgender man giving birth could be slightly more woke; Matthew Dowd scolds