Twitter had plenty of advice for “newbies” thinking about joining the social media giant on the hashtag, #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter.
You better have thick skin here, kid. This ain't no Facebook page where your mommy likes all your food posts. #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— G (@stevensongs) April 25, 2017
Pay attention newbies.
https://twitter.com/Hella_Right/status/856906362139357184
Bring your own metal chair.
Not everyone on the Internet is crazy, but all the crazies are on the Internet. #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) April 25, 2017
Twitter was built on crazies.
https://twitter.com/_wintergirl93/status/856929277438291975
Heh.
https://twitter.com/molratty/status/856927643664609283
Harsh.
But true.
https://twitter.com/MrJoshPerry/status/856912764195000320
And no thanks.
Make someone your bitch right off the bat to intimidate the others.#AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) April 25, 2017
https://twitter.com/ChuckNellis/status/856879292629884931
https://twitter.com/theroadbeer/status/856949939741499392
And never send THIS guy ^ lewds.
Just trust us.
It's not for the easily offended. #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— Thanksmaven (@Killmaven) April 25, 2017
Amen.
https://twitter.com/Hector_Srsly/status/856735892265988096
It changes you.
#AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
She's probably not a blonde, 21 year old college student— The Bold Flavors (@TheGigconomist) April 25, 2017
No Nigerian princess wants to marry you and then give you all of her riches either.
You can basically use cat gifs as currency #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter pic.twitter.com/NtIpv5e2cr
— Dan (@Danimal941) April 25, 2017
No you didn't actually win a Samsung Galaxy. #AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) April 25, 2017
Or a tablet.
https://twitter.com/JayStylus/status/856887540552540161
You will quickly learn the people you enjoy watching on TV or in the movies are annoying jackasses.
https://twitter.com/ElizabeththeMob/status/856719542558609408
Golden rule.
#AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
Get ready for the outpouring of love and affection. pic.twitter.com/Lvvch1dVsU— Jeff Bower (@JeffBowerLA) April 25, 2017
Tough crowd.
Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here!#AdviceForPeopleJoiningTwitter
— (((WitCoHE))) (@E__Strobel) April 25, 2017
https://twitter.com/ItalianOranges/status/856719379396001792
Best advice of all.
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