YA' THINK!? United announces passengers will no longer be (beaten) asked to give up seats for staff

Gosh, this seems like a shocking idea don’t ya’ think? Whatever could have caused United to make this decision?

Ha!

United will no longer allow staff to take seats of boarded passengers https://t.co/ammRPrT7TW pic.twitter.com/qrGyIhbIPf

— The Hill (@thehill) April 17, 2017

Oh United, you cheeky monkey you.

https://twitter.com/hoffmanae1/status/853817828348178432

Right? After what happened does United really think their planes will be fully booked anyway? Good point.

https://twitter.com/SunnyInJax/status/853814560431779840

This doesn’t exactly undo what happened to Dr. Dao …

This is a page from the Duh Business School curriculum

— FollowYour❤️ (@19_Percent) April 17, 2017

So they won’t be removing passengers for staff anymore … unless they’re a bride and groom on their way to get married?

United Air removes couple traveling to wedding from plane: https://t.co/qlpdnSV1aV pic.twitter.com/R5WCswIfdH

— Reuters (@Reuters) April 17, 2017

Granted, United is saying the couple was trying to sit in seats that weren’t theirs and an Air Marshal removed them but still …