Well it certainly does seem to be raining crap all over United …
Unless you live under a rock (and no offense to rock-dwellers) you know that yesterday United Airlines came under fire for the violent removal of a passenger who refused to give up his seat. Video of the doctor being dragged out of said seat and his bloodied face after the altercation flooded social media. So of course the hashtags popped up all over Twitter.
Like this one where folks suggested new mottos for United Airlines:
"We're altering our seating arrangements, pray we don't alter them any further" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/KJ8mPUNTVx
— Daniel Oz (@DanielTOzborne) April 11, 2017
OUR SERVICE WILL KNOCK YOU OUT #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/2c3L7SNiTr
— @GoodJuJu (@TruthfulRetiree) April 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/krispeck/status/851755226855948288
Flying United Airlines. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/aksVtSqweA
— Shivam Chatak (@ShivamChatak) April 11, 2017
#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos we put the hospital in hospitality #UnitedAirlinesAssault @united
— 0_0 (@nTIMiD8_) April 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/Frank8KCCI/status/851785348204179456
“If you can’t fly-it’s a drag!” #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/GvweNGsp5Q
— Doc Suture (@DocSuture) April 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/IChooseFakeNews/status/851785011682562048
That the booking system is called a reservation must enrage a lot of Native Americans. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos @ClaraJeffery
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) April 11, 2017
Oh snap!
Where all the seats are in the 'nosebleed' section #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
— A lynch (@walkslynchy) April 11, 2017
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We can take reservations. We just dont hold them. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/1h3eI3elMD
— Olivia (@xTearInMyHandx) April 11, 2017
We're Going Places…you just might not be ??♀️ #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos pic.twitter.com/AqjtdMZmw3
— Because I Said So (@AJ_FranklinGirl) April 11, 2017
Fight club -1999
Flight club – 2017
???#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos— Ratish Kamal (@RatishKamal) April 11, 2017
Note: Typically we do not include our own tweets BUT the follow-up tweet from this guy to the editor’s original tweet was just too good NOT to share.
Related:
Think United’s bad day can’t get worse? These #UnitedMovieLines won’t do them any favors https://t.co/EyeCsTeBgm
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 10, 2017
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