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D'OH! Someone 'fixed' United's statement for them (R-Rated but HILARIOUS)

What a day for United … one of those days where you do not envy their Customer Service or Social Media teams. As Twitchy reported earlier, United overbooked a flight and when a ‘volunteer’ refused to give up his seat, he was forcibly moved.

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When the video went viral on social media, United’s CEO, Oscar Munoz, released a statement:

They’re working with URGENCY … good to know. *snort*

Luckily (and hilariously), folks on Twitter took it upon themselves to rewrite Munoz’s statement – “fixing it” as they say:

“Find a way to not take any responsibility for what happened” … that is truth in advertising right there.

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/851489015400411136

This one is far more colorful than the first but has the same idea that United screwed up.

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Additionally from United:

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/851492246721634308

Guess they can? Apologies. Right.


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